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The new Scooter LibbyFormer weekend sportscaster Sarah Palin, the President of Money, has allegedly endorsed the actual Son of God & Allah combined, Rand Paul, for his Kentucky senate GOP primary. Rand Paul announced this endorsement on his website and noted that her PAC has given him a monkey-buttload of cash. Hmm… does Sarah Palin know about Rand Paul’s foreign policy? That he wants to end our war on Saddam Hussein and 9/11? Or perhaps he’s sold out on that Unserious position by now, because, you know, “Kentucky.” In any event, Ben Smith adds, “Paul is claiming the endorsement, but worth noting that we haven’t had a statement from Palin yet.” Since when do endorsers actually have to endorse people, Ben? [Rand Paul via Ben Smith]

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  1. Late Ms. Bouvier [video-will]: Now let’s get down to business…

    Hutz [voice dubbed in]: To my executor, Lionel Hutz, I leave $50,000.

    Marge: Mr. Hutz!!!

    Hutz: You’d be surprised how often that works, you really would.

  2. “does Sarah Palin know about Rand Paul’s foreign policy?”

    Uh, we’re talk about our Sarah. Her word salads come from her thought salads. Palin is a salad bar of stupidity.

  3. I could easily believe she’d endorse him despite completely disagreeing with his foreign policy ideas because I could also easily believe she could endorse him without knowing anything about him

  4. Palin probably doesn’t know half the things she’s spending her new found wealth on. That donation to Rand Paul? She could think it went to pay off her monthly Taco Bell bill.

  5. You’ve got your famewhoring ignorance in my libertarian blimp.

    You’ve got your libertarian blimp in my famewhoring ignorance!

    Hmmmmmm!

    Two great crazies together at last!

    Rand’s Tardation Sippy Cups!

  6. Rand also could’ve figured that Sarah pays so little attention to news that doesn’t directly involve her that he could claim her endorsement and she’d never notice, or make the effort to correct him if she did.

    And he’d probably be right.

  7. “Challenged by the Trey Grayson Senate campaign to state if he agreed or disagreed with his former spokesman’s belief that the United States government was responsible for the attacks on September 11th, Senate candidate Rand Paul instead criticized Grayson for asking the question, but did not address his own 9/11 position.”

    http://www.whas11.com/community/blogs/political-blog/PaulGrayson-now-feud-over-911-questions-79673512.html

    Oh yes, I like.

  8. His dad will whoop his ass if he stays with that war-mongering, torture supporting hussy.

    Just wait Rand! See how it feels to have literally DOZENS of angry paultards snapping at your heels!

  9. Rand on Palin : ‘Giant In American Politics’

    Don’t you actually have to be a politician (e.g. Governor ) in the first place?..not some former failed governor/media whore?

  10. Sarah and Rand are connected by never having had an original thought. That someone could rival Bunning in The Silliest Senator Contest is pretty darn awesome, but ol’ Randy might have it in him.

  11. [re=505322]lawrenceofthedesert[/re]: I do believe that Sarah has had an original thought. I mean, she thought she has important things to say about the state of our nation and civilization and as far as I know, no other sentient being could have thought that.

  12. [re=505319]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: Makes me want to scream. What business did this private citizen have to step foot on army posts with her asshat of a father talking shit about the Prez while traveling in a bus with PAC all over it? Bought $62,000 worth of her own piece of shit fiction, Fuck, you can buy it for a dollar today!
    http://www.conservativebookclub.com/DefaultJoin.asp?
    She spent more buying her own book than she did contributing to politicians, I bet.

  13. [re=505278]ManchuCandidate[/re]:
    Rand’s Tardation Sippy Cups:
    2oz Diesel Grain Spirits
    1 Pinch Lemon Zest
    4 olives on 2 toothpicks
    1/8 cup Margarita Salt

    1. Coat rim of Highball glass in margarita salt and set aside.
    2. Shove toothpicks in eyes and shake vigorously, sprinkling lemon zest and buck like a chicken.
    3. Pour spirits on crotch, light with bar match.
    4. Break highball on edge of bar, jam through neck.
    5. Pray for death to come swiftly.
    6. Claim endorsement from Sarah Palin.

  14. Paultards, they never fail to associate with morons like Palin/Bachmann, never fail to be exploited by insincere opportunists like Palin/Bachmann.

  15. [re=505309]Gopherit[/re]: “His dad will whoop his ass if he stays with that war-mongering, torture supporting hussy.”

    His dad is just as stupid as him when it comes to politicians who speak out of both sides of their mouth.

  16. As I recall, Kentucky leads the USA in missing teeth. Also it’s economy is based tobacco (legal) and whacky tobaccy (illegal). Maybe Rand Paul should concentrate on legalizing the whacky.

  17. You can’t blame Rand Paul for being confused. Palin was asked who she supported in the race, and she answered “All of them.” If you were Paul, wouldn’t you interpret that as an endorsement?

  18. I’m embarrassed for myself because I thought all this time “Rand Paul” was just you guys calling Ron Paul a punny name based on Ayn Rand and/or the Rand Corporation. I’m a fucking idiot, so I’ll go now.

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