So uh apparently Rush Limbaugh was a judge for the latest Miss America competition? And they played some song by Lady Gaga, and Rush stood up and danced? And this was very important, politically. (Gross.) [Politico via Alan Colmes' Liberaland]
THINGS THAT CANNOT BE UNSEEN
February 1, 2010
Rush Limbaugh Slithers To Popular Tune At Miss America Prelims!
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They have added a ‘gauntlet of pain’ section to the competition, I see.
Isn’t excessive fist pumping one of the side effects of Viagra?
A fat one
Viagra
Gaga
I’ve had a little bit too much
All of the people stare at Rush.
STARE AT Rush babe.
How does he move his ass?
Can’t find my coke or man
Where is my X, I lost my sight.
What’s go-ing out on the floor?
I loved this record baby, but I can’t see shit anymore.
Don’t have any more brain bleach, please Rush!
I can still him as it’s still there, STILL THERE!!!
[Chorus:]
Rush dance. Gunna be blind.
Jiggle Jiggle
Rush dance. Break that record babe.
Jiggle Jiggle
Rush dance. Gunna be blind.
Jiggle Jiggle
Blind. Blind. Blind. Ru-Rush dance.
Was that fist pumping or fisting? New Jersey is the new Dominican Republic?
I don’t care that you cushioned it with Alan Colmes “Liberaland”, that is still a link to Politico. I thought Politico was banned?!!11!!!
Rush has pretty much made up his mind about most Americans.
Who was left to judge?
Now, if only Rush could become as irrelevant and ignored as the Miss America pageant has been ever since it got bumped to basic cable and whatever city it’s in now.
What, no video?
What is it with all these fat, hateful wingtards all over the teevee? I had to endure Roger Ailes as well yesterday, who compared blog commenters to Fox “News” programming.
I’ve been trying to find a way to like Lady GaGa. Now I’ll have to give up. Fuck u, Rush.
Watch for Keith O to replace the loop of Rush jiggling at CPAC with this horrible image. Thank jeebus for the lack of video in the post – waaay too early in the morning for me to drink the trauma away.
[re=505055]BadKitty[/re]: Something like this?
Eeeey, Macarena!
The Anal Cyst, you must remember, people, is a dope addict junkie hophead. He is smashed on hillbilly heroin at all times. Isn’t it perfect that the Miss America Pageant picks this loathsome, revolting, slimy junkie to judge? Who are they gonna pick next, Chester the Molester?
Oxycotin is a hell of a drug.
Does the sash go under or over the man boobs?
How’s that saying go “…dance like no one is watching”? Unfortunately, for us, someone WAS watching. Thanks for bringing back bad memories successfully repressed.:
http://www.bartcop.com/rove-gregory-dancing.jpg
I guess the difference between hillbilly heroin and the real thing is that on the former you remain a revoltingly fat fuck.
[re=505063]glamourdammerung[/re]: Add to that a bad case of Dunlap’s Disease.
[re=505055]BadKitty[/re]: I, for one, am very happy not to see this. Remember, once seen it could never be unseen.
[re=505059]Nappied Hypotenuse[/re]: Not. Looking.
The Miss America “pageant” had to sign up Rush to compete successfully w/the Miss USA “pageant” in the category of Most Odious Judge Who Likes to Ogle Dumb Girls W/Fake Boobs — Miss USA had Trump. Is there any better way to demonstrate the irrelevance of these “events”?
If only Perez Hilton were into meth-addled lardasses, this could’ve been a Very Special Episode Miss America pageant.
[re=505070]V572625694[/re]:
Miss America launched the career of one Gretchen Carlson.
Irrelevant?
Ha!
[re=505051]hockeymom[/re]: Maybe this info will convince some wayward Wonkette editors to rethink their linky links…(I’m only kidding Ms. SKS, I’m just using a literary transition device here).
I was browsing the Apple app store yesterday, and found Conserva, a news app that only links to conservative news sites. Politico is prominently mentioned, along with Drudge, NewsMax, the NY Post and Fox. So, yeah. They don’t even pretend to be objective anymore.
[re=505075]rocktonsammy[/re]: I stand corrected. Plus there was Betty Furness. And Anita Bryant. And that redoubtable pillar of rectitude, Carrie Prejean.
[re=505075]rocktonsammy[/re]: And Nevar Forget! that Snowbilly came in second in the Miss Wasilla Pageant, and won Miss Congeniality, which was remarkable, not because she’s such a nasty piece of work, but because she didn’t, and doesn’t, know what the word means.
[re=505048]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Do you keep these in a file, or do you really come up with this stuff in ten minutes? Well done.
You can tell the SKS posts because they’re all “baby this” and “baby that”.
Lady Gaga is today’s version of Raffi, right?
[re=505082]V572625694[/re]: It says something that the most successful former Miss America today is Vanessa Williams, the one who was stripped of the crown for taking naked pictures.
If I were a Miss America pageantress (?), I don’t know if I could go through with the swimsuit portion, knowing Jabba the Hutt was watching.
[re=505084]proudgrampa[/re]:
No file. I’m ashamed I’ve heard the Lady Gaga tune enough times (at clubs I swear! *as he deletes it from his youtube playlist*) Takes about 5-10 minutes depending on how the song fits.
[re=505059]Nappied Hypotenuse[/re]: Hilarious. +1.
[re=505059]Nappied Hypotenuse[/re]: I’m sure Rush can’t even move that good!
am I the only one who thinks the women in these pageants tend to be strikingly non-attractive, facially speaking?
Ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma my scatmunchy face
[re=505055]BadKitty[/re]: Too easy:
http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/daily/site_012910/content/01125113.Par.89380.ImageFile.jpg
There are few more stomach churning pieces of video in existence:
Everyone, enjoy Video Ipacac.
[re=505057]bitchincamaro[/re]: Rush ought to like Ms. Gaga for this very reason.
[re=505056]freakishlystrong[/re]: It’s actually a reaction to the powerful optics of Obama squashing the House GOP members, with what will assuredly be a session with the Senate GOP, if the WH has any idea what the fuck they are doing, which is debatable. Human Colostomy Bag Ailes became mistrustful that anybody other than himself could handle that day’s “message.” So he had to personally appear on camera, something he is usually extremely loath to do, with good reason. Of course Liz Cheney probably has a restraining order placed on him so it may simply have been an excuse to get to within thigh-stroking distance of her smoking hotness.
Does he not know or simply not care that her musics is teh musics of the gayz?
When Rush dances he makes the record skip…
at the radio station!
…and he was listening to Radio Free Europe!
(RIP Rodney Dangerfield).
[re=505059]Nappied Hypotenuse[/re]: I gave Fathobbit88 some praise for getting that footage of Rush. Thanks for posting.
[re=505056]freakishlystrong[/re]: I like how Ailes can say “we’re fair and balanced” without snickering. The perfect straight man.
[re=505119]President Beeblebrox[/re]: So Rush has a penis? If so, this is an amazing scientific breakthrough….a giant ball of fecal matter grows reproductive organs. Actually this sounds like a headline on huffpo.
[re=505141]El Pinche[/re]: So Rush has a penis?
Not that he’s seen.
[re=505070]V572625694[/re]: How did they get Clinton Kelly from “What Not To Wear” to co-host? I guess Miss America thought they needed a classier gay man on board, to compete vs. Miss USA judge Perez Hilton? But there’s no way they told him about Rush judging before he signed on. Mortifying!
[re=505119]President Beeblebrox[/re]: That clarifies alot since everyone knows that
“Jeff Christie” walks on the other side of the road, so to speak.
Lady gagagagagagagaga–stop me before I GA again!!–is a skank ho and even worse so bloody mediocre and limbag is the biggest pigbag alive–so yeah, a marriage made in freaking heaven!
should also point out that the Miss America pageant was hosted by Mario Lopez, former “Saved by the Bell” star and a known rapist–
http://gabbybabble.celebuzz.com/2009/09/screech-claims-mario-lopez-date-rape-accuser-was-paid-off.html
I see that Rush has lost quite a bit of weight. I hope he continues to lose weight and gain it back at record speeds – it’s good for the heart and I want Rush to live a long life.
His cat taught him all he knows about dancing.
[re=505061]Prommie[/re]: You say it like dope addict junkie hophead is a bad thing.
Did Rush’s vote count more than the other judges? That explains why that little 12 year old boy kept edging ahead in the finals.
Who likes beauty pageants anyway? Pole-dancing without the stigma, I say.
I know the comparison is cliche, but is it too much to hope for a bikini-clad contestant to strangle Rush with a chain? Oh wait, the pageant’s over. Never mind.
I think Andy Dick would be a good choice for next year.
[re=505056]freakishlystrong[/re]:
What is it with all these fat, hateful wingtards all over the teevee?
And as if that isn’t enough, now you’ve got Candy Crowley to look at, too–right here on Wonkette, which has now become a propaganda organ for the National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance.
[re=505075]rocktonsammy[/re]: And Wretchen was one of this year’s co-hostbots, too.
Limburger, Digger Phelps and even Tony Kornheiser trying to do the penguin dance — it gets tougher to be an old white guy by the minute. It used to be all we had to do is wear a trenchcoat and talk our way through “September Song.”
Maybe he was just having a heart attack?
oxycotin makes you go “wooooo”
[re=505070]V572625694[/re]: You’re right – to regain their relevance, these pageant-events should revert to the Colonial-era wife-auctions that they were back in the good ol’ days when men were men and sheep were unavailable…
Good thing I invested in that w-i-d-e-screen teevee…
This inspired me to create some art!
Build your own Blingee
Let me try that again. It’s too good to waste.
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v331/successfameglamour/rushie.gif[/IMG]
Apparently I am too old for technology. Last try:
http://bln.gs/b/1rjdze
Christ…AND they named him ‘Mr. New Jersey?’ Now I have to move back to Philly…
[re=505049]Dashboard_Buddha[/re]: The Miss America pageant has moved from Atlantic City to Las Vegas. Apparently The Situation in New Jersey was no longer to their liking.
I think Rush did a great job in taking over the gay, blow-hard seat from Perez Hilton.
Still, the joke is on him, since they told him it was a drag show when they asked him to judge.
[re=505070]V572625694[/re]: Trump OWNS the Miss USA pageant. But, yeah, your point still stands.
Can we discuss Gretchen Bachmann Carlson or whatever her married name is?
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