Wonkette waiting room reading material operative “Chris C.” sends this picture of some Sarah Palin magazine he saw, right above the latest Scott Brown (?) nudie mag, at “a real grocery store, in God-Hating Penisville, aka nyc’s Greenwich Village.” The simplistic cover suggests that it’s a version of Going Rogue for third-graders. Oh wait, a version of Going Rogue for third-graders is just the regular Going Rogue. So it’s probably a phone card or something… OH LOOK COCKTAIL HOUR have a good weekend!
Sarah Palin Has A Magazine In New York City, Too
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No, it’s not the untold story. Would that it were.
She’s gritting her teeth in fear and social anxiety, being so close to a thuggish-looking Kenyan and all.
Can she save america… From having to read things with fewer than 100 photos?
And thus is the perfect end to “Twits Twatting and Twats Tweeting” Day at Wonkette.
I assume this is the premiere issue of her new magazine, P.
(And we thought her daughter couldn’t run a PR firm: http://wonkette.com/tag/pt-those-who-cant-do .)
So Sarah and Tiger are now gay icons? She is the new Tammy Faye Baker?
In her own words, no less. The copy editiors have surely hung temselves by now.
Let the racially transcendent commenting begin.
How do they print it in crayon?
And yes, Prommie, she does look like Peggy Hill.
[re=504592]Notsewfast[/re]: but I thought it was …in her own words!
[re=504593]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: There was much twitter today, yes. I am so thankful for that Virginia Foxx thing, though. Probably my favorite bit of the year. THE WHOLE YEAR.
So I understand Sarah “reads” ALL the magazines. I have a feeling that this shop has a few other magazines that America needs to know Sarah “reads.” And I’m not talking about the Economist
In her own words = 100 pages of photos. (much easier to write)
Sarah on top of Tiger- wow, that would be a must-see photo! Can’t wait for Letterman to get it.
um, it’s spelled bizarre, not bazaar, but yeah Marie Claire, you got that right!
[re=504592]Notsewfast[/re]: 100 PAGES of photos even. How many pictures of her can anyone possibly want to see?
They must have an audio version..
Man oh man. Marie Claire seen better years, better decades even.
Interesting – a “100 pages of MUST-SEE photos”. I’m intrigued!!! We should get Riley to read this and give a report.
One of Wonkette’s NYC operatives should try to put some gluestick on that pig.
[re=504592]Notsewfast[/re]: 100 pictures x 10,000 words = 1,000,000 of her own words.
She must be pretty good at that book learnin’
Can she Save America? For fuck’s sake, she’s either quit or lost every job she ever had. She couldn’t even prevent her teenage daughter from getting knocked up. Count on her to save America? I wouldn’t count on her to show up at her kid’s parent teacher conference.
Highlights for Palinites
Is there an “Untold Story”?? how does a media whore keep anything untold? And wouldn’t she save the goodies for Going Rogue part deux? I mean unless the magazine sells for 100K I can’t imagine her giving away anything? Is there a centerfold? So many questions, but I just don’t want to touch the filthy thing to find out.
My head hurts. Wait, I’m sober. I can fix this.
[re=504594]memzilla[/re]: “And we thought her daughter couldn’t run a PR firm”
I think the layout will be my high school yearbook when Macs first introduced the world to fonts. I also wonder how many pictures of her face will be in the gutter?
Why is it that as soon as a person gets in trouble, they suddenly turn all Black Victim and shit. Tiger, you had an affair. Well a couple of affairs. Oh fukkit, you’re a hound dog. So what. Pay your wife, play golf and STFU.
I don’t think it will sell unless it comes shrink wrapped with some cheap chinese red pleather handbag that says Sarah on it. Or a lipstick with a pig on it
If that picture is gonna greet me whenever I click on my wonkette this weekend, I’ll see y’all Monday morning. God damn it.
[re=504622]Bruno[/re]: “I also wonder how many pictures of her face will be in the gutter?”
I saw what you did there.
That is the worst fake smile I have ever seen. I should know since I give them all the time.
Moreover, Tiger’s got nice tits.
She will save America by selflessly giving up, by quitting, by going away for the next 100 years so the adults can concentrate on fixing the problems.
When I saw this in the grocery store check out line I was completely befuddled. I kept staring at it trying decide if it was some weird People or UsWeekly issue, but had to concede that it was, in fact, her own little magazine. After absorbing this reality, I bought extra cigarettes at check out, in case this was one of the signs of the apocalypse. I don’t really keep up on what the Mayan/Nostradamus/Revelations predictions are, but this seemed like it could be one.
I didn’t buy it though because as Wonkette itself has taught us, money does not know when it’s being spent ironically.
omg put me down for like all the copies, it’d be real green to have some multi-use bathroom reading
“Must-See” photos? That’s a bold claim. If it were, say, a 100-photo sequence of Palin plummeting to earth from 30,000 ft, naked and on fire, that I could flip through rapidly to lend the illusion of motion, then yes, yes they would indeed be must-see. Short of that, though, not so much.
Wait? Is Sarah Palin one of Tiger Woods’ fuck buddies?
[re=504637]populucious[/re]: Maybe the magazine is the revamped Weekly World News? If there’s a picture of Bat Boy in there, we’d know for sure.
[re=504640]Hooray For Anything[/re]: “Palin Found In Cave”..
[re=504620]Clancy_Pants[/re]: Nowhere on the cover does it say that it’s an untold TRUE story.
So, Annie Liebowitz was all like, “Tiger, a little scowlier. I really want that Seung-Hui Cho look for this photo”.
(Seriously, Tige’s getting more & more Asian with each passing day. But as my Spanish host said of her two half-Japanese grandchildren — their Spanish mother met a Japanese student in law-school — who looked nothing like Iberian, “Los genes asiaticos, muy fuerte”.)
Sarah P has not had an original thought on anything, but to suggest she has had any on “faith, family and freedom” is the craziest idea of this (admittedly) young, but extremely unpromising year.
The Wasilla chillbilly has
faith : that her lemmings will remain stupid and continue to give her money
family: as adept as she is at being a grifter
freedom: to lie her ass off and speak in word salad tongues
No offense to “Chris C.”, but this is the bone you throw us for a long, cold weekend? Gadzooks.
On the other hand, I got to say, “bone”.
What an awkward, uncomfortable non-smile. I don’t know whether it’s the botox, the desperate photoshoppery, or if they’ve stapled her loose skin up in her bun taut and overstretched like a cenobite, but her eyes sure aren’t smiling.
I think it’s important that we have publications like this to see what Sarah has to say, “in her own words!” I didn’t see a price tag on that autobiography of hers, but I’m thinking it’s because you really can’t put a price on information like that.
[re=504654]Maus[/re]: My five year old smiles the same way. It seems to be a kindergarten thing.
100 Pages of MUST SEE photos!! Get the hell outta here! For some reason, this bothers me more than anything about this woman! Are they pictures of her bookstore revue? Who wants 100 pages of Sarah Palin??!! Also.
[re=504596]Snarkalicious[/re]: Or “hanged” themselves… since they’re copy editors and all.
Can we all just let Sarah and her family have their privacy now? It’s not like she’s using her family to whore…uh, wait on this.
[re=504645]Long Form Def Certificate[/re]: I thought it was a” Generic Rapper on the prison yard with a watch cap on” stock photo, but” Tong gangbanger with bowl cut” works too.
Straight people have weird porn.
I thought Tiger was supposed to be all buff and everything. He’s built like a 12-year old girl who’s already had two kids (no, I’m not referring to Bristol Palin)and has the yarmulke-sized areolas to show for it.
Forget the photos, what about the movie of Bristol fucking John Edwards, and then nine months later squeezing out a cute little redneck eskimo bastard who will have the joy of being both Quinn’s half-sister and Trigg’s niece?
[re=504673]Tommmcatt[/re]: I had a better life before I found out about hentai.
[re=504639]edgydrifter[/re]: Sarah naked, kneeling and worshipping Levi would work for me.
[re=504677]hotdog[/re]: Trigg’s half-sister, you mean.
Faith
Family
Freedom
Fucking, lots of fucking.
Needs more Thanksgiving turkeys getting their throats slit.
[re=504678]Tlmsd[/re]:
Yaoi is hot tho.
[re=504654]Maus[/re]: Sarah is sooo not ready for her closeup, Mr. De Mille.
That’s one helluva smile on the front of that magazine. I’ve seen it before…that’s the smile of the local power concern, or the cable company or the mortgage company on the month you’ve lost your job.
It says 4 words – “Fuck you. Pay me.”
[re=504591]SmutBoffin[/re]:
Is it perhaps moi, or has Miss Alaska runner-up undergone a jowl-ectomy?
Oh, those celebrity types, they live in a world far away from you and me. Whatever happened to transparency?
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[re=504654]Maus[/re]: If it were the botox, her upper lip would flip-back over her forehaed every time she smiled.
Her lust for money and fame would make Krusty the Clown blush.
[re=504689]Tommmcatt[/re]: I have discovered yuri. Now you have created a drop in the productivity of a U.S. American worker. Why do you hate America? This is what you gheys want, isn’t it?
BRB…….
More bare-chested studs afflicted with sex addiction plz.
Breaking News: A tsunami of diarrhea flowing from Newt Gingrich’s mouth on Hannity tonight. Call Anderson Cooper, I’m hanging on branch in a flash flood of FoxNews poo poo.
“I’m a monster! GRRRRR!”
Is it just me, or does that picture look a lot like Franklin the Turtle?
Sarah could count by twos and tie her own shoes, but Sarah couldn’t stick with any job for four whole years, and that was a problem…
[re=504703]El Pinche[/re]: Why must you make it sound so enticing? Tonite is the weekly meeting of my Bible study class.
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[re=504696]Hopey dont play that game[/re]: Since when can a clown’s blush been seen threw all that make-up?
Ooops. Sorry, I forgetty.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_X_d6JjJ00I4/R84EIQV2iWI/AAAAAAAALz8/aT40MZRE9OE/s400/bush+and+mccain.jpg
I assume this is a one-shot, sort of like the comix version of Going Rogue. But these are usually rushed out as memorials following the tragic untimely death of a teen idol. I guess SP’s not too superstitious.
[re=504712]S.Luggo[/re]: Arrgh. “through”, not “threw“. It’s all those years trying to get my degree thru Phoenix University. Or may it was the home schooling.
she looks even more grotesque than usual there
[re=504703]El Pinche[/re]: I saw that– watching FOX on a day like this is always kind of fun (man, wouldn’t it be awesome to drop Obama onto Hannity or Beck’s show and then bitch slap them all over the place). Did you stick around to see Hannity discussing global warming with Larry the Cable Guy?
Collectively, if you added up the IQs of Hannity and Larry, they still wouldn’t be nearly as high as my coffee mug
Looks like Sarah might be farting in that picture.
“100 pages of Must See Photos”???? That’s like, four cooter shots for every one declaration against socialism!
[re=504715]Way Cool Larry[/re]:
It cost Sarah many 9th grade nights which she spent patiently looking up at the ceiling of the backroom of a Wasilla meth trailer for about 20 minutes per in order to buy those perfectly capped teeth.
Why do you despise our free enterprise system, mister hippie, beatnik, bee-bop, negro music, socialist?
Seriously, there has to be a half-shelf-life to this shill, quitter, contrived regurgitater. Even the dumbest ass Merikans got bored with leisure suits, mullets, lame sitcoms, Lawrence Welk, the Red Scare, eeeteeeceee. Right??? Ennui must ensue.
Photoshoot: On three, ready? One, Two, Show your teeth!
The untold story in her own words.
Once upon the time I began to be electing for office. Soon without blinking I’m like in victory. I began to realize the quitters way out is to stay in the same position, the worthless easy path won’t be for this hockey mom. Dead fish go with the flow so I began to journey upstream to freedom showing my resolve to write the greatest book and if enough people buy my book and magazine I will invest the money in protecting our freedom as President because of my readiness in knowing.
Yep. Photoshopped. Like Scott Brown’s tan, though. He should give Boner some protips.
[re=504724]Diana Davies[/re]:
Not to be so très worrisome. Palin has a tight sphincter, much to Levi’s dismay.
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OT: Caroline Bates?
http://img.mtv3.fi/mn_kuvat/mtv3/ohjelmat/emmerdale/historiaa/409791.jpg
I don’t know which is more lifeless. Her eyes or her mouth?
[re=504733]CanadianBacon[/re]:
Poetry.
E.g., “Years and years and years ago, when there were wolves in Wasilla, we wallowed and sang in video stores, it snowed and snowed .”
Otay, unemployed Libtard majors, pick that one out.
Jesus Christ, can you imagine being the tree that got cut down so some shill could stamp this dumbfuckery on your pulped, boiled and pressed remains? That would truly fucking suck.
[re=504733]CanadianBacon[/re]: +416 meth diamonds to you. Are you sure you’re not channeling her?
[re=504733]CanadianBacon[/re]: You forgot the part where she ‘shores up Putin’s head’ for America.
OMG RUN IT’S THE APOCALYPSE11!!111
Oh wait, wait no, sorry, false alarm. For now.
[re=504637]populucious[/re]: DAMMIT.
[re=504740]S.Luggo[/re]: I haven’t got to her book yet, but right after I finish reading Proust (in the original French)…..
Is that really from her book? Hahahahaha,
That’s more messed up than Yoko Ono’s 2nd album.
What, was Piper the ghost writer, hahaha. So I can copy it, what page?
That’s more messed up than Trig’s diaper.
So I see the latest edition of Harpies Bazaar is on the stands.
[re=504740]S.Luggo[/re]: Ha ha — there’s also a John Cale song by the same name, what with them both being Welshmen.
What is this chick to you guys? An ex wife or something? Get over her. Move on. Let go. She’s just not that into you.
[re=504740]S.Luggo[/re]: “Child’s Christmas In Wales”.
Now, I’ll take “Dipshit Republicans of the 21st Century” for $1000 Alex. And without hearing the question I can tell you the answer is George W. Bush. It will ALWAYS be George W. Bush.
[re=504755]Joshua Norton[/re]: “Child’s Christmas In Wales”.
I see that you have had time to go back to your college notes as you wait for your Unemploymemt Comp to run out out.
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To Miss Mitchell our Quaen
I caught this mourning morning’s Dem agen-
Da of Reid’s dapple-dawn-drawn surrender
Of a vote on Universal HealhCare
[re=504692]Lascauxcaveman[/re]:
But haz yummy photos, e.g.: http://sarahpalintruthsquad.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/palintrig.jpg
“No hurtz me no more, mommy.”
I appreciate that, but maybe you’re looking out for your interests just a little bit more. I mean you shouldn’t be asking people to come down here and pay the freight on something they paid, it still ain’t good enough, I mean you think that’s right? I mean maybe you’re doing your job but why you gotta stop me from doing mine? Cause if you’re willing to go through all the battling you got to go through to get where you want to get, who’s got the right to stop you? I mean maybe some of you guys got something you never finished, something you really want to do, something you never said to someone, something… and you’re told no, even after you paid your dues? Who’s got the right to tell you that, who? Nobody! It’s your right to listen to your gut, it ain’t nobody’s right to say no after you earned the right to be where you want to be and do what you want to do!… You know, the older I get the more things I gotta leave behind, that’s life. The only thing I’m asking you guys to leave on the table… is what’s right.
Lord’s prayer etched inside shooter’s goggles.
[re=504761]Escape Goat Nation[/re]: Needs more cowbell, er ‘lib’bell? Libel. Needs more libel. Oh, I’m drunk. Wheeee! Werdz so funnye!
[re=504759]S.Luggo[/re]: He has Hannity’s eyes.
[re=504759]S.Luggo[/re]: [re=504766]El Pinche[/re]: And a cute lil’ Devilock..
That smile is actually more unsettling than the demented Malkin-ad leer.
[re=504770]lumpenprole[/re]:
By “actually,” I mean “literally.”
[re=504663]SwanSwanH[/re]: Hard to say. Grammar is the first thing one loses when going the Full Kotzwara.
Palinismo
[re=504761]Escape Goat Nation[/re]: I prefer Rocky IV…I loves me some george washington duke…
[re=504775]mookworthjwilson[/re]: rocky v i mean…
[re=504663]SwanSwanH[/re]: Either way, we’ll hope they were well hung.
Entireyly O/T, but hey, it’s the weekend. For any of you who’ve been re-vitalized by the dog & pony show in Baltimore yesterday, take a look at what your DOJ is up to at this very moment. Discuss.
Might just be me, but doesn’t she look like Peggy Hill from “King of the Hill?”
http://www.adamcarolla.com/ACPBlog/wp-content/gallery/2009-11-04-dan-finnerty/13-peggy-king-of-the-hill.jpg
http://gei.newscorp.com/daily-degree/images/New%20Image%20-%20Peggy.JPG
[re=504778]bitchincamaro[/re]: So much for “change” and “transparency”. Eh, color me surprised.
[re=504661]Sparky McGruff[/re]: I’ve seen that same smile on shackled psychopaths. And then the scowl. And then come the denials, the word salad, and the “I know better than you” garbage. There is no cure, only incarceration.
Haha, can we get a COUNT DISTINCT of substring “untold story”? (Would this triple-f cover exist without the title of Geoffrey Dunn’s forthcoming book…of her own-words? Must the PR always use ‘freedom’ when it doesn’t mean ‘liberty’?)
Does her face hurt? Cuz it’s killing me…
[re=504772]Snarkalicious[/re]: I love me the Wonkett. I always learn so much here.
See! Palin is, despite what has been said about her, alliterative.
Take “O” Magazine mix in some “Tiger Beat”, a dash of “People” and, perhaps, a little Reader’s Digest. JOURNALMALISM!!!
[re=504637]populucious[/re]: I saw it too, right on the corner of 9th and 2nd ave. I picked it up I opened it to see if it was what it seemed to be. It was. I noticed there were two of them. I wondered if that meant only two had been sent to the store or if that meant people were buying them and doing something with them. I felt sick. My health is not that good any more. I slowly put it back and decided not to think about it for awhile. I went home had a drink watched a movie and wondered about the little store on the corner. I told you all back in August this bitch was going to be crapping all over NYC. It’s where red shoes come from.She probably did the letter drop on the UWS.
Are there photos of her looking confused and dazed during her debate preparations as she learns Saddam Hussein was not responsible for 9/11 and that Joe Biden’s name was not really Joe O’Biden?
[re=504738]desertwind[/re]: I think it’s her eyes and there’s been speculation she made like a real ‘Murikan and either got some plastic surgery around there or botox.
[re=504757]S.Luggo[/re]: What did Reid do now? Sometimes I think Reid is the biggest fuck-up ever and sometimes I think he’ll probably be relieved if he loses his upcoming election because he won’t have to deal with the spineless chickenshit losers he’s nominally in charge of. Just imagine what sort of personal hell it is to have to listen to Kerry’s opinions on issues, trying to get a yes or no out of DiFi or Bayh, and sucking up to Nelson and Lieberman
[re=504695]S.Luggo[/re]: Yeah, Sarah had work on her neck done during her “writing my book” disappearance from the public eye. Other stuff too (brows are higher, cheek more filled out, teeth capped to name some I can think of offhand), but the developing turkey wattles are gone, gone, gone.
It’s all pretty subtle, and she had a really good surgeon. As a Woman of A Certain Age, I sort of pay attention to such things. The complete disappearance for several weeks from the public eye for such an attention junkie was also a telling sign.
Did that photo airbrush her lip hairs, or did she remember to wax beforehand?
[re=504799]thesheriffisnear[/re]: Don’t forget Watchtower
[re=504808]BerkeleyFarm[/re]: The area around her eyes and face look like any sort of wrinkle has been erased with a pencil and her eyes are maybe a little more pushed back than before, sort of Greta Van Sustern-like except done well as opposed to done by second-year med students. I wouldn’t put it past her to have gotten a boob job too so as to please her base even more
[re=504778]bitchincamaro[/re]: Yeah, even Rachel Maddow was too busy joining the boys for the MSNBC circle jerk yesterday to report this. Maybe she’ll get around to it Monday if her afterglow from the Hopey Love In wears off. Do you think she’ll sit up in bed at 3 a.m. on Sunday and say to herself, “He did indeed look great, he did indeed sound great, he did indeed put Pence in his place, but did that accomplish ANYTHING except giving Keith as big a thrill up his leg as Tweety has every night?”
[re=504733]CanadianBacon[/re]: For the troops, we have there, also.
[re=504813]Jukesgrrl[/re]: Yeah, I had an Hopey hangover this morning. I’m like yoda, “no talk do muthafucka”
[re=504807]Hooray For Anything[/re]: Just imagine what sort of personal hell it is to have to listen to Kerry’s opinions on issues, trying to get a yes or no out of DiFi or Bayh, and sucking up to Nelson and Lieberman
….Man, when you put it like this, I’m suddenly really okay with my shitty job! Thanks!
That cunt.
100 pages of “must see” photos = dogsled team action?
[re=504754]Tlmsd[/re]: fap fap fap
Sarah quote of the week in response to Hopey’s SOTU.
Ohhh, I think there was a lot of lecturing going on tonight versus inspiring the American people and independent politicians who were sitting in the audience waiting to hear some acknowledgment that there has been a disconnect between the White House and people who are expecting more from our government – more in terms of empowerment of the people not relying on government to meet all of our challenges, but empowering our families, our small businesses to fix the problems that we’re facing today.
She wants the government to do more to help people to not rely on the government to do more. And this makes perfect sense to somebody who said she wasn’t quitting when she quit her job and even went further to call anyone who stayed at a job and saw it through a “quitter.”
And the only “independent politicians” who were sitting in the audience were Joe Lieberman and Bernie Sanders…
Poor conservatives…Queen Sarah, and her brood, the Eskimo, the hot daughters, trig the magic dwarf, Soldier Track were supposed to sweep into the lower 49 and chase out the Mexicans and Muslims like Aslan and Prince Caspian chased out the Telmarines. Of course they plopped themselves down in Branson, MO and all began starting PR companies and magazines celebrating their own faces and Sarah put out a sign that said “Advice, $100,000.”
[re=504811]Hooray For Anything[/re]: “a boob job too so as to please her base”
Tell me more about the base, even better 100+ pages of fotosxxx…
[re=504808]BerkeleyFarm[/re]: She has had several lifts then (no glabellar lining) and her veneers may have been replaced. Anything new?
[re=504822]NYNYNY[/re]: “plopped themselves down in Branson, MO and all began starting PR companies”
Reminds me of the web consulting firm that made the dancin’ Steele GOP site
Most toilet paper has 1000 sheets, this one has 100, must be thick.
Looks like Sarah had her face sand-blasted (The real Amur’kan version of a facelift). No wrinkles, no blemishes. Or maybe she’s been getting those special facial treatments from Levi’s jizz.
Oh, God, it’s 6:35 Saturday evening and this woman’s face is still here… Somebody waterboard me quick….!
[re=504747]assistant/atlas[/re]: s’ok…there’s always room for more apocalypse!
[re=504802]102415[/re]: I’m sure they only sent two copies to the little shop round the corner from you…there there…it’s ok.
[re=504828]CaliforniaMike[/re]: Com’mon you guys. Has no one ever heard of air-brushing? Well, what they used to call, in the olden days, air-brushing and now is simple photo-shopping? She might still have her wattles and sags except in photos.
Well thanks wonkette…you ruin a truly remarkable weekend by showing me images of the one person on Earth who may be lazier and dumber than George Dubya Bush. Seriously though, I was in Riteaid on friday to get a script and as usual it was empty cept some crazy Russian guy trying to pick out condoms (I live in Oregon and we have lots of Russians…looks like Putin “rears” his head here too). So anyhow..as I was contemplating hitting on the photo shop girl (yes, they actually DO have female Riteaid employees under age 70…maybe even one or two amazingly attractive ones too).
I gazed upon the magazine rack and the face of evil was staring back at me…and smiling in a phony, unctuous sort of way….Jesus H. Christ she has a magazine…the irony of this venture was too hilarious to behold. Anyway, while no one was looking I turned the first magazine around because as we all know wingnuts lack the mechanical skills to turn it back around to look and besides, it wasn’t ghey porn in the ghey porn section and it wasn’t midnight, so no incentive theoretically existed for any bible thumpin, rednecked, teabaggin’ guy…I like to think maybe I have saved a low information fellow Oregonian’s life from this vapid roll of shit…and maybe, just maybe..intentionally deprived a Palinite of rounding out thier sick, idol-worshipping collection. (We can only hope).
Interesting that the virus has spread to your side of ‘Merika, I thought maybe since Alaska is sort of in my neck of the woods this kind of haphazard, stupid wingnuttery might only go as far as Colorado. I was wrong and god help us all.
I can’t help but recomment on this…but I just can’t resist saying it again…isn’t it ironic that of all people Sarah Palin has a fucking magazine? 100 bucks says she can’t name this one as one she reads either.
Christ! She still thinks she’s at Wasilia High.
Faith
Family
Freedom
Fraud
She’s just a dark haired sasquatch for Jesus.
The centerfold is her doing a flag pole dance to “Yes Jesus Loves Me”.
[re=504738]desertwind[/re]: And, you know, the thing about a shark… got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When [s]he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be living… until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’.* The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin’ and the hollerin’, they all come in and they… rip you to pieces.
* Word salad reference
They’re probably scarce on the newsstands of NYC becayse the RNC and every other right wing bunch of fanatacs (tea bag national convention) bought thousands of copies to give to their faithful if they’ll only make a small donation, or become “premium members” or some other such nonsense.
And: LMFAO, Joshua Norton.
BTW,it takes big huevos to use your real name here.
Like I did.
If that is your real name.
Does the back cover show her bewtox?
[re=504921]Servo[/re]: This appears to be a fair description of her incomplete terms as mayor and governor, according to the Alaska bloggers. In a lot of ways I’d like to turn the wayback machine so she got to be prom queen. I wonder how much of this later stuff would have happened.
[re=504825]Sleeves[/re]: “New” from when? She got it all done when she was “writing her book”. Why else do you think that nobody saw her?
I wouldn’t be horribly surprised to learn that she’d had work done before, but she certainly had more financing during her disappearance.
godgodgodgoddoggoddog make this woman either a celtic goddess or just, GONE.
[re=504980]RobPetrified[/re]: For a few dollars extra, the RNC faithful can get the special laminated edition of the mag, durable enough to withstand the rigors of the average ReThuglican’s “personal time” and the attendant vile fluids that produces…
I wish she’d complete the look by doing her hair like those FLDS polygamy chicks. That’s hot.
[re=504647]germansteel[/re]: Rep(tile) Party members don’t want anything creative. They want to traditional cliches, which she can dish out speaking in tongues! Not to mention that she’s basically Bush in a dress, so they can have him all over again.
[re=504731]Radiotherapy[/re]: Lawrence Welk lasted for decades, though, and so will Sarah P.
[re=504755]Joshua Norton[/re]: But remember: Palin = Bush in a dress!
[re=504818]Capitol Hillbilly[/re]: Maybe having sex with the dog team? Dog style, of course!
‘the one person on Earth who may be lazier and dumber than George Dubya Bush.’
That’s why she’s going to end up Pres-for-life! That’s what Real Americans want!
Leave Grifter Granny alone.
She’s about to celebrate the official outing (No–not of Todd) of her
Facebook ghostwriter Rebbecca (I never met a Facebook post I didn’t want to
lick into orgasm) Mansour.
Nothing quite as funny as a barrel of liberals.
Go Sarah!
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