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Guess Who’s Coming To The House Republicans Retreat Today?

by Sara K. Smith  9:27 am January 29, 2010

It's not a party till Meg McCabe is dis-invited.
Two very special guests! Hope they’re serving hummus. [Mike Pence's Twatter]

{ 28 comments }

JMP January 29, 2010 at 9:33 am

Kalid Sheik Mohammed is visiting with the GOP? Well, they’ve got some similar views and he’s given them some of their most-used talking points.

ManchuCandidate January 29, 2010 at 9:40 am

If the Fatasses will not go to Barry, Barry must come to the Fatasses.

charlesdegoal January 29, 2010 at 9:46 am

Few if any congressmen from either party go on the tube and talk about all-girl rock bands, early in the morning. I take it he’s a true fan.

joezoo January 29, 2010 at 9:47 am

Ugh. First my golf course, now my political retreat. Is no exclusive institution safe from “those people” anymore?

Come here a minute January 29, 2010 at 9:49 am

That “ow.ly” link better be p0rn0!

Norbert January 29, 2010 at 9:56 am

These tragic mix-ups could be avoided if the congress would only hold hearings into the urgent need for mandating that Twitter allow messages of up to 145 characters.

Mr Blifil January 29, 2010 at 10:03 am

Which one will they torture first? I’d let KSM wail on Obama for a while, under the promise of a new prayer rug or some such, and then when Obama is crying like a girl, BAM, you pull the switcheroo and waterboard ‘em side by side, until each admits he loves the other one in that way.

Mild Midwesterner January 29, 2010 at 10:13 am

WTF does that tweet mean? Can anyone translate that message?

Katydid January 29, 2010 at 10:18 am

Oh, God, I read that as “Hope they’re serving Humans.”

It’s not a twat, it’s a cookbook!

queeraselvis v 2.0 January 29, 2010 at 10:23 am

[re=504077]Come here a minute[/re]: Yup. And the “Hoot Suite” = owl porn site. WHO WHO, indeed.

V572625694 January 29, 2010 at 10:23 am

Good to see that Indiana’s politicians are still in the running for Our Nation’s Stupidest Elected Officials. Alabama and South Carolina have been running a good race.

Ducksworthy January 29, 2010 at 10:28 am

What a godless cesspit of human degradation and shameless self promotion the twatter has become. A perfect environment for GOP polityicians when they’re not otherwise occupied in airport bathrooms

betterDeadThanRed January 29, 2010 at 10:29 am

KSM = Kent State Massacre? Why are they still talking about that? I barely remember that.

El Pinche January 29, 2010 at 10:36 am

[re=504089]Mild Midwesterner[/re]:
Translation:
“Shit! Now I gotta tell the mexicans to hide the KKK crosses because NOBAMA is showing up.”

Red Zeppelin January 29, 2010 at 10:37 am

And just to prove there are no hard feelings, the old white men will serve fried chicken and watermelon just to be friendly. They may, however, ask Barry to do a musical number in return.

Berkeley Bear January 29, 2010 at 10:42 am

Mike Pence is just trying to adopt Palinocs, since that’s apparently the way to become a “serious” contender for GOP sacrificial lamb in the 2012 Presidential campaign.

The Church of Realism January 29, 2010 at 10:55 am

[re=504077]Come here a minute[/re]: Yeah it was porn. 1 Politician, 0 Clue.

SayItWithWookies January 29, 2010 at 11:14 am

If Mohammad can’t go to the mountain, the mountain will come to Mohammad.

Way Cool Larry January 29, 2010 at 11:24 am

[re=504070]JMP[/re]: clearly, they are planning the next attack. does this mean hopey is in on it too?

coolcatdaddy January 29, 2010 at 11:33 am

I’m not sure, but I think a full body scan and cavity search will be involved in Hopey’s attendance at this meeting.

SmallPotatoes January 29, 2010 at 12:04 pm

I thought GM stopped making hummus…

Snarkalicious January 29, 2010 at 12:44 pm

Twat salad.

TGY January 29, 2010 at 12:58 pm

So…’.ly’ is the country code for Libya, yes? How soon before the teabaggers cop the or.ly domain name?

inedalo January 29, 2010 at 1:22 pm

what about Pence’s white mane? is it real?

Extemporanus January 29, 2010 at 2:04 pm

Sheeeeeit, if this gon’ be that kinda #GOP party I’ma stick my dick in the poi!
http://ow.ly/11SRL #tcot
27 minutes ago from HootSuite

ChairmanMSteele
RNC Chairman Michael Steele

Extemporanus January 29, 2010 at 2:07 pm

[re=504230]TGY[/re]: Too late!

It has already been copped, and is shacked-up with ow.ly in the HootSuite!

Bruno January 29, 2010 at 3:44 pm

I don’t know what “HootSuite” is but I think it scares me more than RepMikePense

lochnessmonster January 29, 2010 at 6:04 pm

I’d just like to know why all these guys are soooooo creepy looking! They are the men your mom warned you about…they still creep me out

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