David Shuster and Andrew Breitbart, goin’ stone cold nuts for 5+ minutes about ACORN and the Watergate Jr. Four. Three cheers for Cable News! Shuster is actually in New Orleans, which seems over the top. Then again, Andrew Breitbart’s entire life seems over the top. [YouTube]
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I only last ’til 1:38…running now for guns & liquor. Thanks Jim.
I was really hopeful that Shuster would get the show they gave to Ed Schultz. More programming fail for MSNBC.
Shuster must never have gotten that memo that cable news channel news hosts aren’t supposed to challenge or correct what somebody says on their show.
All I got from this is that Andrew Breitbart is really into brothels full of 14 year-old prostitutes.
That’s the ugliest thing I’ve seen on here since Scott Brown’s scrotum disappeared.
[re=503771]Cicada[/re]: that would be “14-year old male prosititutes.”
I say MORE shouty hobos on cable. Yay!
Briebart is really obsessed with ACORN here; yeah, the justice department’s refusal to investigate fake crimes that you just made up really shows the administration to be corrupt, sure.
this is like when my grampa told me about how Ronald Reagan said he paid for that mike.
the sexual energy is palpable.
The poopy pants bomber was subjected to watching this and gave up Bin Laden’s whereabouts by the 4:21 mark.
And a note to Bill Maher, you have this douche on your show again and my HBO subscription is gone.
No we haven’t! No we haven’t! No we haven’t! No we haven’t!
They are correct allegations! They are correct allegations!
Why wasn’t? Why wasn’t? Why wasn’t?
There was never, there was never, there was never,
That’s not true! That’s not true! That’s not true! That’s not true! That’s actually not true!
Good lord, no wonder no one takes this guy seriously.
I love David Shuster, but this has all the hallmarks of “Hey Andy, let’s you and me meet up for a nice, long, nasty hatefuck afterwards.”
Brietbart’s bit has to be transcripted for those without audio capabilities.
Nuh-uh!!!! Says you!!!! I know you are but what am I?? I can’t hear you, I can’t hear you, la-la-la-la-la-la!!! Etc.
That’s pretty much it.
Shuster’s interviews always sound like two cats in a bag. Or fingernails on a blackboard. Or Liz Cheney’s normal speaking voice.
I liked the part when he got all his friends to paint their faces blue and moon the British!
Mommy, what’s a prostitute?
Was this interview conducted in a pile of Rielle Hunter’s trash?
I totally scooped this on the other thread–the one about the kid who has to stay in his parents’ basement, where he lives.
[re=503766]Jim89048[/re]: I wish he had his own show. Personally, he could take the egregiously anti-union Dylan Rattigan off the air. Also, whoever the black woman is with the “no way!” segment–I love it. Weird, I know, but I do. Schuster is my favorite pretend boyfriend, and no only because he says you’re welcome after being thanked.
Does anyone know who the first person was who said, “You’re welcome go you own opinion, but not your own facts,” because that is a fucking brilliant way to sum up the alternate reality where the wingers live.
“I know it’s true, because I read it on my blog.”
This would have been better if they had referred to each other as “Socrates” and “Protagoras”.
My eyeballs got a headache. Sheesh. Fuck off, both of you.
Beerfart is such a little bitch.
I like how he gets all incredulous at everything. Good thing he’s fighting the “good fight” for whitey. His websites opinion columns make Chuck Norris look like a thoughtful and balanced writer, well, not really but jesus he’s fucking retarded.
Andrew Beerfart’s Big Doucheorama.
Breitbart has that salon soap opera star hair that upper management guys pretend not to fuss about. You know, the guys who can’t give you a raise because they are spending the money on escorts.
Douche bag Olympics.
[re=503818]DustBowlBlues[/re]: I’ve heard it attributed to Tip O’Neal but way too lazy to google it
Think I said this in an earlier post but all I heard was ‘Acorn, Acorn, Acorn…child sex prostitute ring.’
Someone should maybe point out to Breitbart that you can’t be an accessory to a fake crime.
Hahaha…now that’s entertainment! Seriously, other than the general annoyance of two people talking at the same time…I love how shuster takes breitbart’s phony indignation and then proceeds to blast him for his lies about ACORN…love it! If this is what the fairness doctrine would look like then I want Hopey writing the executive order re-instating it…like yesterday. Imagine Rush Limbaugh getting deconstructed when he thought he was going to pull a fast one and intimidate some liberal…it’s obvious that “not very breitbart” thought he could walk in for an interview getting him onto record about his little boyfriend james “willie” o’keefe (anyone aside from me here who’s seen JFK?) and then try to punk shuster into admitting he got it all wrong…ahh, brass set andy! says shuster and the deconstruction of the vicious lies about ACORN begins…making Andy appear to have fabricated the whole thing even more…he even had to go the extra mile and invent a conspiracy! why doesn’t this happen more often? is it because wingnuts won’t go anywhere near rachel maddow? forget olbermann…I’d love to see rachel maddow have rush limbaugh across from her…she’d tear him to shreds smiling and laughing while he spits and blusters…this is what we need…no more colmes…we need tough liberals who actually point out the lies and hypocrisy residing in the fantasy worlds wingnuts live in. I think this is healthy…we need more exchanges like this to pierce the hyper-partisan bubble and bring some light in…oh and breitbart is a douche, also.
Beerfart’s career is based on a kid who just got grounded for a week by a judge.
Yeah, but Shuster and Andy should get a room.
Thanks for posting that and reminding me there are worse things to listen to besides the constant ringing in my ears.
This is why I don’t have cable, or even a working TV. But if anybody’s ever in need of a literal definition of “mouth-breather,” I now know where to direct them.
MSNBC get stimulus money?
Ack. Couldn’t Schuster get a better haircut?
I like the Schust, but This is stoopid.
[re=503818]DustBowlBlues[/re]: Patrick Moynahan (spell?) me thinks.
My ears started bleeding about a minute in. Christ, Breitbart is just insane.
For this MSNBC spanked Shuster? Seriously? If he has to listen to crap like this without responding vigorously, he may as well go back to working for FOX.
Isn’t this the guy who inadvertently flipped off an anti-Ugandan-child-soldier march in his desperate rush to display his testosterone? Strange. He seems so calm and stable.
Ew, ew, eeewwww. I just can’t look at him. And I hate Breitbart too.
[re=504005]Jukesgrrl[/re]: I think they spanked him for Tweeting that the Ratfucker Buggers were going to jail.
Breitfart is the oldest 40-year-old I have ever seen. I give him another five years before bypass surgery/pig valve installation is necessary to keep him spewing shit for another two more decades.
Pray for a massive coronary on Day 1824…
OMG! My Gaydar is going *NUTS* over Breitbart. Never saw him before. Damn you, Wonkette.
I’d just like to point out that Shuster is running a story about a UFO sighting this afternoon.
I just love how having that little delay between both “speakers” makes them seem all the more manic when they start talking at the same time. It makes for much more interesting viewing, don’t you think?
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