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Last night, during the State of the Union, Fox News’ Major Garrett accidentally showed his support for a Las Vegas-based consortium of whores via Twitter. See, he Tweeted: “To overcome the numbing weight of our politics” and other Obama SOTU excerpts http://bit.ly/d6W Wed 27 Jan 18:22.” Except this URL does not redirect to whatever inane thing he had open in the tab next to the whores thing! The link opened to the whores themselves, one half of whom is pictured above, picking a wedgie like a gross person.

Watch as Major Garrett makes his way through the five stages of Twitter: Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression and Alliteration:

I apologize. Bit.ly turned my original link to SOTU excerpts to a soft-porn link. NOT my intention. http://bit.ly/d6WZBu Wed 27 Jan 19:21

The link just posted works. Any frequent visitor here knows that is not my style. Sorry. Shld have caught it sooner. Wed 27 Jan 19:23

For those suckling snide syrup. I publicly acknowledged an innocent mistake and corrected it. If that’s not good enuf, take a hike. Wed 27 Jan 20:18

OMG FAUX PAS #2: Major Garrett just admitted he makes prostitutes suck snide syrup! Disgusting.

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78 COMMENTS

  1. Is this like the “mistake” Meagan McCain made when she posted that boobie photo to Twitter? Funny how these folks make such interesting mistakes, isn’t it?

  2. [re=503410]AxmxZ[/re]: “Ew. Why do gross old men exist?” So you can pay into Social Security so they can … and keep the US government relevant to both of you. But if you were just willing to put out for free, the whole social security tax thing would be irrelevant and would not need to be collected. So it’s your fault.

  3. [re=503447]Suds McKenzie[/re]: “Soft Porn?” Speak for yourself, Major! The only thing soft I saw on that site (and, BTW, thanx for the link!) was a whole lotta airbags. I give it 4 Whore Diamonds…

  4. Of course were sucking snide syrup over here…
    If you mix it with the funny.
    You get sweet, delicious, snark

    Fox heads flack shamelessly for bankrupt ideologies
    While assuming morally superior poses
    And we laugh at it.

    There is a certain mathematical balance to the universe
    And I for one, thank Major Malfunction for contributing this little coefficient to the equation.
    Bravo sir.

  5. Thanks for the info, Major. I don’t get nearly enough whore links on pop-ups when I’m visiting teh p0rn sitez.

    Say, wasn’t he a character in Catch-22?

  6. [re=503453]Katydid[/re]: Or even better, one more tweet saying “Yeah I was looking for internet whores during the Preznit’s speech. Gotta problem?”

  7. There once was a Fox guy on Twitter,
    A wingnut whose life seemed quite bitter.
    When a porn site we spied
    He blamed and bit.lyed
    But in truth he just couldn’t quit her.

  8. [re=503469]ella[/re]: A daring old Major from FOX
    went out cruising for some hot “box”
    his link went astray
    when he found he must pay
    now he sits at home stroking his…

  9. [re=503417]geminisunmars[/re]: Marjorie Garrett was the headmistress in The Facts of Life.

    [re=503437]freakishlystrong[/re]: For that, you win a ping pong ball!

    Wasn’t there a news article about how Republicans are way ahead on this intertubes thing b/c so many of them twitter? Today, we are all grateful for that.

  10. [re=503478]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: Michelle Bachman dropped out too. But, I think she
    is still going to have the Holy Mother of Trig campaign with her this spring.

  11. [re=503481]proudgrampa[/re]: Uh, poetic license?

    [re=503478]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: Palin won’t drop out, since she has no credibility to lose by attending and speaking and taking the $$$.

  12. [re=503478]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: Maybe TEA should be changed to EPA (Enough Palin Already). $549 each to get in so Palin can get 100K for speaking? What would it take so she never spoke again? I’d pay $549 for that.

  13. Major Garrett is no Major Taylor, but Lance Armstrong might be — or the delightfully named Levi Leipheimer, which sounds like a Scandinavian oath. Heck, Major Garrett isn’t even a Major Lance, who, after all, had some hits. (Shouldn’t he be Minor Garrett?)

  14. I refuse to believe anyone at FOX News did this delibritly as the words “Young,” “Gay,” “German,” “Bondage,” “Boys,” or “Leather” do not appear in the URL.

  15. Oh give Major Garret (Aside: this ISN’T a GI Joe action figure?) a break. Like YOU can tell the difference between soft porn and Fox News!

    Also “suckling snide syrup”? Didn’t Larry Craig get arrested for that a few years ago?

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