Although, you can tell it’s probably more of an A-, which is essentially just a B+ that wept in the professor’s office after class. Also, it so good the poll is set against the background of outer space, because of the word “scientific.” [Fox News/A+ for tipster "Melissa P.'s" first year as President of the United States]
IN SPACE NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SPIN
January 28, 2010
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That cloudy bit ‘o graphic on the right looks a bit like the mark of the Dark Lord, also, if you kind of squint your eyes.
Hooray! The bridge will be named after Stephen Colbert after all.
Why is Bill O’RINO betraying his corporate paramour? And will FOX News beat him about the head and shoulders with a nine-iron as he tries to make his getaway?
This is one of those matching exercises where you draw a line from column A (all the way across the page – jeez) over to column B.
Holy moley. I actually ventured to the O’Reilly site to check and over 300K people have voted for a grade of A. Bill’s head might just explode over that one. So, who is gaming the O’Reilly site?
I guess all the real ‘murricans were still in their seats and could not get to O’Rly’s poll, for fear of appearin’ as if they’re standin’-ovationin’ for Obama like all them blue elitist libruls.
Did his interwebz get taken over by Wonkettes?
[re=503375]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Yes, please.
Thats un-possible!
Those respondents all saw Greg Oden’s penis recently and are just intrigued and enamored by black men.
Why is America not in the CENTER of the globe in that picture – does Fox News think Americans are bad? In fact, on that globe the United States IS FAR-LEFT! The Obama Coup has reached Fox News, noooooooo!
Methinks the folks at 4Chan may be having a game. Not that I’m complaining.
[re=503382]Red Zeppelin[/re]: 341,000 Wonketteers? Wow. You guys gotta be the most popular blog in the world!
Not a scientific statistical analysis.
[re=503380]MonaLisa65[/re]: They were busy voting on Facebook to take down the statue in Indonesia
This can’t be a real Fox poll. It only adds up to 100%!
This old dead Republican president gives him not just an “A” but a FUCKIN-ay man! Because Nobama single-handedly wrecked this country in time for 2010 like we planned.
Contract on America II coming to a Congress near you. Eeeeeyeah baby! Woot woot! It’s our birthday, it’s our birthday. In yo face homey. (Isn’t that what you libtards say.)
[re=503393]finallyhappy[/re]: Now that you mention it, Hopey deserves an F in “taking down the statue in Indonesia.” How long must he wait to do something about it?
that’s no moon
This is bad news for John McCain.
Inexplicably, the poll is still up 1/2 hour later; and it still shows Obama with a 94% “A” rating. Somebody must be asleep at the switch over at fox. The least they could do is re-word the question so it matches the answer: “How effectively has Obama betrayed our American values to the Socialist Fascists?”
[re=503372]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: too right about the Dark Lord’s mark. Maybe thats why O’Reilly put it up – it might LOOK like they’re supporting Obama, but REALLY they’re supporting Voldemort. Effing Deatheaters.
I suspect ACORN is behind this
In your face, Orly Taitz!
Actually, I am surprised and somewhat impressed. I never thought they actually, like, counted the votes and shit.
Not even librul site would be that lopsided. It’s either a gag or a sign of the apocalypse.
Margin of error is +/- 3 “fuck it”s.
If this was the tally after Obama’s SOTU, then that would be the greatest speech since the Gettysburg Address.
How are they spinning this? Chinese hax0rs?
It’s a trap, though; O’Reilly’s site is tracking everyone who votes “A” and sending James O’Keefe to tap all our phones.
The old WASPy voters who frequnetly vote in this internet-precinct were confused owing to the fact that this poll uses a butterfly ballot. They thought they were giving an A to Pat Buchanan.
This is not a scientific poll.
Of course not, BillO’s viewers don’t believe in science. Clearly this is Satan’s work.
Does this have something to do with Katherine (the O.G. Palin) Harris and hanging chads?
Holy Mandation! Wouldja lookit that!? Welp, there goes the disconnect between the White House and the common people.
It’s a Pavlovian reaction. Normally, the polls read
Should President Obama be:
A: Shot
B: Imprisoned
C: Impeached and sent back to the Nigerias
D: Censured
Is Nancy Pelosi…
A: A traitor deserving death
B: A traitor deserving imprisonment
C: A leftist fellow traveler
D: Speaker of the house.
It’s always ‘A’…Somebody screwed up the order and so this one requires the readins’ which are always in short supply among the Republican base.
Or maybe Hopey just got some much needed “Joe-mentum!” from doing that hour long Leiberman impression last night…hard to say.
ty Mellisa P
There’s no American flag lapel pin on that web page! Why does Bill O’Reilly hate Christmas?
[re=503386]magic titty[/re]: So THAT’S why I liked the speech last night, because Greg Oden’s dick is seriously huge. Also, “Greg Oden’s Dick!” should become either an exclamation of surprise or a folk song.
I do like the bimodality of the poll. The retard vote all went for D and F. Even Obama said he thought he deserved a B.
Good heavens! First he goes around attacking GE (alma mater of Our Lord God Ronald Reagan), and now he allows *this* on his web site? I am beginning to SERIOUSLY doubt Bill O’Reilly’s conservative credentials.
L33t H4x0rz are mostly libruls, I’m guessing.
Thanks, “Melissa P.” I got my vote in; it’s shut down now.
Whatever happened to the zero tolerance rule at FoxNews? Clearly the guy who puts the R’s and D’s by politician’s names is at it again.
I love this:
A. a
B. b
C. c
D. d
etc.
They know they mustn’t overly confuse their viewers, huh?
O’Reilly should never have contracted his Web site to the Richard M. Daley Group.
[re=503484]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: Whaddya mean “etc” ??? It ends with the confounding e = F!!!! It’s madness, I tell ya!!!!!11
I think the options were
A complete disaster
Bad
Crap
Diabolical
Fucked if I know
Most respondents only read as far as the first option, and decided it was close enough.
[re=503459]doxastic[/re]: Look for it in the next Ron Burgundy movie.
The lack of Bs and Cs clearly demonstrate Obama’s polarizing of the electorate.
Can I have a job at Fox now?
Don’t bother going to the FOX site, because Bill O’Reilly took away your right to vote! The Founding Fathers and Contract with America and Merry Christmas!
[re=503406]Radiotherapy[/re]: Actually, the Gettysburg Address got pretty shitty reviews in the immediate press – not noticed compared to the long droning speech before it. Only when Lincoln got whacked did it become a masterwork of American politics – along with just about everything he said.
[re=503386]magic titty[/re]: I’d hit it.
[re=503892]Bearbloke[/re]: The “it” in question:
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video800.php?v=wshh1xfnQr8n1n9hmRI9&set_size=1
[re=503395]WarAndG[/re]: Sounds more like Michael Steele, to be honest.
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