Keep America Safe, Liz Cheney’s blood-thirsty web-only hobbyhorse, has this new ad criticizing Barack Obama for his gay marriage to due process. Obama “read the Christmas Day bomber his Miranda Rights… instead of interrogating him.” Also something about Eric Holder not disclosing the location of Ground Zero (?). Oh but can you guess which White House Flickr Feed Foto was artfully re-purposed (re: slightly blurred) for this thing?
Yup. Exactly:
Honorable mention to anyone who guessed “Blond Nurse Injects Obama With Recreational Black People Drugs” (2009). Um… where was this going? Oh right, Liz Cheney.
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all she is saying is give war a chance.
Weapons to stop turrrrists. Like ill-fitting white tees.
Why not just write the check directly to Dick Cheney, instead of making Haliburton go through the whole process of making up things to be funded, then shareholder’s dividends, blah blah…
TOO BAD GEORGE BUSH SENT ALL THE FUCKING YEMENI’S BACK THAT ARE NOW AQAP.
Jesus Christ, what a detachment from reality.
Police have to read Miranda right before interrogating a suspect, Liz; it’s not “instead”, guess what, the guy was still interrogated and pretty much confessed everything.
But hey, you’re right, just because we didn’t resort to torture against real threats like the Nazis, Soviets (though that one was blown up too) or the South doesn’t mean we don’t need it against the minuscule, nearly non-existent threat of Muslin terrists..
Jeez, Liz needs to waterboard her web designer for that unbelievably shitty webpage. So messy!
Does anyone take her seriously outside of her father’s friends and supporters? This is an honest question, not snark or anything.
Why should the military get anti-terrorist weapons with my tax dollars. I work hard and play by the rules, I shouldn’t have to give up my hard earned money so the government can protect shiftless lay-abouts from terrorists? If I didn’t have to pay taxes, I could purchase my own anti-terrorist weapons to protect my family. Everyone teabag Liz Cheney. She’s a socialist!
That was fast work with the Narcissus photo. I thought it would take more, like, a week.
But Robama already thinks OUR TAX DOLLARS SHOULD PAY FOR WEAPONS TO TOP TERRORISTS, Liz-—he don’t need you to talk him into it. The hard part: How do we identify the top ones?
Geezus for a movement that won’t shut up about the 2nd and 10th Amendments, conservatives sure seem unfamiliar with the 4th-6th. Come to think of it, they probably hate the 3rd as well. “Why do you hate the troops so much that you won’t give them a couch to crash on?!”
We aren’t “interrogating” anyone. We just like hitting them…
How much would Joe Francis pay to have Liz Cheney and Meghan McCain wrestle naked in chocolate pudding? How much would the public pay to see that?!
I’m just glad al-Qaida hasn’t incorporated, because then we’d be powerless against them.
[re=503343]JMP[/re]: The police have to Mirandize because the next step after interrogation is charging them in anticipation of a trial. Jack Bauer can interrogate “instead” of Mirandizing because his next step is typically to quickly dispose of the suspect. So who you with Barry, Jack or reality?
[re=503341]slavojzizek[/re]: Mr. Zizek, is it really you?
Number of victims of the Christmas Day bomber : 0
The number of Timothy McVeigh Victims: 168
I think they read McVeigh his Miranda rights.
Liz is a Dick.
Film discussion time: Which is the greater auteur, Liz Cheney or Rielle Hunter?
These would be so much better, and so much more honest, with the panicked screams of the damned in the soundtrack.
Isn’t the object of “terrorism” in invoke fear?
In that case; UR DOIN’ IT RIGHT LIZZZ.
The state of his rhetoric is strong? What means that?
I just discovered that if you accidently type “wnkette.com” instead of “wonkette.com” you get a weird site with links titled “Support real progressives” and “Conservative news” and “1000s of beautiful republican singles” (for real).
I guess they figure if they can convert gay people, they can convert Democrats who can’t type.
[re=503356]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Totes. True. You win the day, as usual.
[re=503358]Manos: Hands of Fate[/re]: And what about the guy who murdered Dr. Tiller? You never heard any righties complaining that he was arrested and read his Miranda rights instead of being sent straight to Gitmo. That’s domestic terrorism if ever there was any.
So is she now officially on the Haliburton payroll too?
[re=503358]Manos: Hands of Fate[/re]:
Yeah, but McVey was a Scots-Irish cracker so obviously he couldn’t be a terrorist.
[re=503368]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: And I’m still sober. That doesn’t usually happen.
[re=503357]Paterlanger[/re]: no!
[re=503367]Mustang[/re]: “I just discovered that if you accidently type “wnkette.com” instead of “wonkette.com” you get a weird site with links titled “Support real progressives” and “Conservative news” and “1000s of beautiful republican singles” (for real).”
It’s all about the “O.”
[re=503390]slavojzizek[/re]: Whew! That’s a relief. Let the shameless snarking continue.
Gawd, sometimes I look like that in the morning after a hard night. Not quite so hirsute tho, thank Allah.
Why the *fuck* does anyone listen to Liz Cheney? It’s like, gee, I wonder what Amy Carter thinks about birth control?
Liz Cheney’s site is brought to you by the makers of Valium and Viagra
[re=503412]proudgrampa[/re]: Geez, consider bookmarking Wonkette then.
and I don’t know what wonette.com is, but my employer considers it to be seriously not safe for work.
[re=503511]Buttery1000[/re]: Right, but technically it would be closer to “I wonder what Corrine Quayle thinks about birth control.”
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