Whoa hey Elizabeth Edwards has left her Johnny finally, according to the People magazine. Hmm. Was there… a problem? As usual, this is poor baby Quinn’s fault: “After meeting the love child that rocked her 32-year marriage to one-time presidential candidate John Edwards, Elizabeth Edwards has had enough… Last December, Elizabeth met the 23-month-old Frances Quinn Hunter – the baby John fathered with mistress Rielle Hunter – in a mediated visit at a North Carolina hotel.” Jesus, did the creature have a massive anus on its head or something? [People]
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It had John Edwards’s hair.
F.Q. Hunter? I’m not sure why, but somehow I think that’s funny.
She knew it was John’s when its first word was “mill”
Quinn just freaked Elizabeth out when she saw the baby’s skin was made out of gold, then she started telling several Zen koans. That’s just not normal.
I was watching House Hunters while home sick from work. The couple, in a scenic (for which read ‘awful’) Las Vegas suburb had named their baby Rielle. Is this a trend I am otherwise unaware of?
[re=502062]pampl[/re]: No one loves a mill baby.
Remember when John said there were two Americas? Well the one where he didn’t father that child doesn’t exist anymore.
OK, 23 *months*. Scanned that as “years” and wondered if Elizabeth freaked out because the love child was secretly Levi Johnston (using a hockey stick to hide his “two Americas”, as he calls them).
Someone call the Dave Mathews Band!
Elizabeth, after meeting American Psycho and golden child: “I want my life back.”
Selfish bitch.
John Edwards, before him Joe Lieberman – do you sometimes wonder about those democratic nominees for vice president? Are we fortunate that they were on the losing end or what? Did the Supremes in Bush v. Gore know something? Our fate hangs by a thread. So far so good, but perhaps more attention should be given to this issue.
That’s one ugly baby!
[re=502074]superfecta[/re]: Yay, XTC!
[re=502053]coolcatdaddy[/re]: What are you talking about?! John’s hair is normal!
What have you done to her?! You maniacs!
Somewhere in America, you’ll find semen answers.
Why can’t Democrats be more like Republicans, and stand by their man in leopard print outfits when they are caught with whores?
Mill puppies, adorable. Mill babies, not so much.
[re=502074]superfecta[/re]: I’m still puzzled as to the pronunciation of “Rielle.” I heard that the Edwards’ paramour is called “Rye-lee,” which I would spell as “Riley” (but since her real name is Lisa Jo Druck, whatevah). But now I’m hearing people say “Ree-ell,” which makes more sense in relationship to the spelling, so if she wants to be called Rye-lee, she needs to rethink her choice. In any case, if I never hear the name again, so much the better. But I won’t hold my breath.
[re=502096]Escape Goat Nation[/re]: It does have an O’Keefian look to it…
Fitting, since meeting someone in a hotel was how this whole thing got started.
[re=502074]superfecta[/re]: They just keepin’ it Rielle, yo.
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[re=502099]Extemporanus[/re]: John’s hair is normal? As normal as a tv weatherman’s hair, I suppose.
[re=502107]Jukesgrrl[/re]: I go with “R’lyeh” myself. It is hard to pronounce though when you are still sane and not covered in blood though.
” Choose someone just for his looks, and being looked at may be the most interesting thing he does. ”
Poor lady.
Good luck, Quinn; you’re going to need it.
So she’s back on the market?
Just asking.
May John live a horrible life in all Americas available . By the way, I want my Amurka back!!
I think it was John telling Francis to “Say hello to Aunt Elizabeth” that probably did it.
[re=502107]Jukesgrrl[/re]: It’s worrying that a 40-something women would see the trend of modern young parents given their daughters goofy names with incredibly stupid misspellings, and think “I want my name to be like that”.
(Note: I’ve got a cousin who named her kid Riley – and spelled it “Rylee”.)
[re=502112]coolcatdaddy[/re]: A teevee weatherman…from Hell!
[re=502135]JMP[/re]: ORLEE?
Well, clearly Liz Edwards was going for Princess Di’s “Needlessly Longsuffering Wife” award, so pathetic and misplaced ambition runs in the family.
This country will finally find peace when Quinn and Trig get their civil union in 2027.
It’s in the Bible people!
[re=502107]Jukesgrrl[/re]: Ryleh. Also. Explains much regarding the situation vis-a-vis craziness/babyface.
“In the book, Young claims that Hunter, who apparently called Edwards ‘love lips,’ told him she felt “just like his first lady.”
Then he had butt sex with her.
[re=502114]glamourdammerung[/re]: Gah…beaten in timing AND spelling! KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Well, I soooo lost this bet. 4 years ago I put $100 down on the “got caught with giant rubber fist up ass, operated by underage asian twink” reason for the Edwards’ divorce.
It didn’t help when John gingerly approached her while she was holding the baby and asked if she wanted to have a quick one, like back in the old days.
John was somewhat surprised Elizabeth came away from the hotel room meet unhappy, secure as he was beforehand in the knowledge that Rielle always did what he considered her best work in similar venues.
Son of a mill worker fathers daughter of a sex worker.
[re=502118]lawrenceofthedesert[/re]: If she goes into politics, though, Quinn can have a good story while copying her father’s campaign slogans. “I was born the daughter of an egomaniacal prick who pretended I wasn’t his and a crazy hippy lady…”
He won’t need to use 140 characters to put me into a sleepy drooling stupor.
Maybe it was the ’666′ birthmark…
They said that Edwards’ baby was the next Dalai Lama, but actually Trig looks more Buddhist.
[re=502107]Jukesgrrl[/re]: Wryleigh.
hmmm, maybe Jay McInerney can manage a minor comeback or something out of this, surely there’s something left in this poor girl for some man to exploit & he’s already amply demonstrated his qualifications for the job.
[re=502107]Jukesgrrl[/re]: It’s pronounced “More Thorazine”
Just one more proof that nothing good ever comes from a mediated visit in a North Carolina motel room.
She just wanted to see where a good chunk of her divorce settlement is going… Also.
*Shuddders* at the thought of a sex tape. Please say narration by a stoned & drunk Ann Coulter will be dubbed in later. The circle of revulsion will than be fully complete.
Anyone taking bets on the likelihood John still will play the grieving widower when Elizabeth succumbs?
[re=502994]Japster[/re]: Edwards had sex with Anne Coulter? Ewww.
I don’t get why she would want or agree to a visit to see the baby…..he finally admitted to fathering the kid, why would his wife need to meet the baby of his mistress? Maybe he was deluded enough to think that Elizabeth would be cool with him getting visitation and this was some sort of test run? It’s all very strange.
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