Ha, oh this clown. But why is he not “following” Meghan McCain, the John McCain of Meghan McCain’s Twitter? [Twitter]
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I can see the headline now: “Twat Tweets to Twerps.”
move over wonket, Twitter has a new laughingstock!
It’s official. The internets is no longer cool…
pwned?
I hope this makes the wonkette editors feel even more ashamed of giving in to the lure of twatting.
GREEN TWATS! GREEN TWATS!
Lieberman couldn’t figure out how to Tweet if he was under a cement slab in Haiti.
How the fuck does one “stay tuned” to the internet, Jackass?
And 10 ppl thought that was worth retweeting??
He’s already tweeted his true colors as he slithers to News Corp: Watch FOX at 6:00pm ET for my discussion with Catherine Herridge about the KSM letter
Please no more about those failed (thank God) Democratic vice presidential nominees. They scare me. Let’s get back to discussing Sarah Palin. Or not.
Since when is “doing whatever my good buddy John does” independent-minded? Oh well, if I used twitter I could stay tuned to an “independent”-minded twat.
[re=502162]DP[/re]: Don’t touch that dial — Joe’ll be right back after these important messages from Aetna and Blue Cross.
[re=502162]DP[/re]: maybe he meant to bleat “stay tubed”? Because, you may not know this, but the internet is actually a series of tubes.
His newest adventure? Who is he, Harry fucking Potter? What a dipshit.
[re=502162]DP[/re]: How the fuck does one “stay tuned” to the internet, Jackass?
Yeah, like when Duhbya said the twins showed him how to “dial up” his email. Think telephones from 1940s black and white movies, and radios the size of washing machines. That’s the world of these assholes.
Is this Joe’s coy way of suggesting he is going to get all mavericky and switch parties, or is his “newest adventure” actually just using Twitter?
It’s the tweet of deceit.
Seriously, though, I want to hear more about Acorn douche pimp, brownie fucker,the angry penis and Flanagan, the jilted getaway driver.
Independent-minded? Hahaha, what a dildo!
While we’re on the subject of Meghan, did our beloved Wonkett fail to make fun of her “Daily Beast” column describing, in excruciating detail, the particular prejudice exercised by the media against women with fake big boobs, as opposed women with congenital big boobs? It was awesome, if under-illustrated.
Joe has trouble filling 1 character, and now wants to fill 140?
Look, the Aetna spokeslizard has a twitter account!
How far much longer must we wait for the independent minded musings of the Geico Gecco?
He’ll probably get a tattoo as well.
Wow Joe “Retweeted by 10 people”; 8 ironically, one by mistake, and one by Satan .
I’d like him to follow my independent-minded farts.
Such a twit.
If that sad old scrotum-face posts so much as a nipple, I’m never going near any of the internets again. Except to comment about it.
How come he follows McCain and Graham and Larry King of Softball Questions but not our Wonkette? Huh?
Wow How does he do it? Sound like droopy dog even on the twatter?
Sack-face just realized Scott Brown made his vote a non-issue in the Senate. NOW can we strip Sphincter Joe’s committees?
Okay, so now is it time to start the SOTU liveblogging drink games, or what?
Does the dad from Alf tweet?
Stay tuned, as soon as Schmoe can adjust the knob on his cathode ray tube. Just pray the vaccuum tubes melt the transistors or he breaks the rabbit ears before he actually tries to use it.
[re=502183]V572625694[/re]: Thanks for pointing that out..her commentors are mean as fuck. I’m also very happy she passed the Reich..I mean, GOP purity test.
[re=502180]El Pinche[/re]: We’ll see how hard you’re laughing 6 months from now when it’s revealed that Joe Lieberman’s first tweet initiated the process that ultimately lead to Skynet becoming self-aware.
COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE WONKETT!!1
As long as that picture of Senator #41′s daughters is at the top of the page, I’ll keep coming back.
File under #douche.
Joe’s Twatter is blinking 12:00
It’s been 2 hrs since Apple introduced iPad…. where’s the obligatory iKotex joke?
“President Obama’s spending freeze is a good first step to begin getting our fiscal house in order”
about 23 hours ago from web
OK, maybe now Obama will understand this is not a good idea? How about now?
Arrrgh, angry Sharkey.
Wonkett should cockbomb this fucker’s tweets with Semen ads. Let’s bukkkake his Twitter page with blue skies, windmills, and Briebart employees.
He won’t need to use 140 characters to put me into a sleepy drooling stupor.
[re=502183]V572625694[/re]: The Meghan doth protest too much methinks. Was she not also the butt of Internet breast jokes?
Is he going to crash Twatter the same way he crashed his campaign server? And then blame the Dems. for his stupidity.
Next up – Lieberman blames Twitter for misspelling the things he types…
[re=502205]Extemporanus[/re]: That would account for it wanting to destroy the human race. It mistook Lieberman for a human.
[re=502216]Sharkey[/re]: Krugman should just break up with Obama already.
The problem here is that this guy actually thinks he has a mind.
[re=502215]HipHopOpotamus[/re]: I never thought a product with a name as stupid as “Wii” would ever catch on, but here we are.
[re=502195]ella[/re]: Lieberman may not be following our Wonkette but I’m sure that poor Riley will be forced to follow JoeLieberman.
Take small comfort that Joe won’t be tweeting after sundown on Friday.
“Independent-Minded” is some new insurance firm, yeah?
At least they didn’t call it the iRack.
[re=502227]betterDeadThanRed[/re]: You’re right. I haz a sad for poor Riley.
too much siemen on my screen…can’t…focus.
I wonder if he is the only known virgin actively tweeting about how he wants to shit on your grandmother’s grave.
[re=502205]Extemporanus[/re]: Skynet Inc./Lieberman LLC 2012!!!
Unless his tweets are narrated in a Droopy Dog voice, I won’t be staying tuned.
[re=502196]Ducksworthy[/re]: Beat me to it!
New adventures in old corporate cocksucking.
“…Meghan McCain, the John McCain of Meghan McCain’s Twitter?”
Juli wins the Obfuscated English Language Award for the day.
Joe Lieberman can never be wrong, he can only be independent-minded.
Knowing the Joe Lieberman is on Twitter is enough to make me want to give up the Internet tubes completely. Or to have another drink.
Wait, he’s not going to be able to post until he finds the † character.
(if this html trick fails, I apologize.)
[re=502304]Darkness[/re]: Don’t you mean ✡
(if this html/unicode hoopty-doo fails, I refuse to admit fault.)
NO Joe Lieberman…You do not BELONG here! Go back to your evil mine and leave us gentle Navi-Tweet folk in peace.
Asshole:
This is a big speech for the President at a difficult moment in his presidency.
about 1 hour ago from web
It would have been less difficult had this queef decided to not cede his loyalties over to the “faithful opposition” Republitards…
[re=502215]HipHopOpotamus[/re]: eh, it’s been done already. Youtube for “ipad madtv”.
[re=502309]schvitzatura[/re]: I was referring to his habit of stabbing “his party” in the back. (it’s a dagger) I know LAME, I’m explaining my joke. But I’m +3 now and that seems okay.
℞ for Joementum and the difficulties he caused for Hopey in 2010?
Primary his ass back to the Lower Palaeolithic in 2012…
Yeah, Joe is so independent minded. If we were a 14-year-old girl he’d be shopping at Hot Topic.
[re=502342]artpepper[/re]: Fuck me. If HE were a, etc. If WE were a 14-year-old girl, we’d be in a juvie facility for possession of alcohol and/or crack.
We’ve only just Menachem Begin…
[re=502183]V572625694[/re]: Big butts next?
PeeWees big adventure in Republican wang stroking.
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