BAD BOYS  1:36 pm January 27, 2010

Is One Of The ‘Watergate Jr. Four’ Boning Scott Brown’s Daughter?

by Jim Newell

Let’s go ahead and say Yes. Or at least they — Joe Basel, one of the young gents arrested Monday with James O’Keefe, and the non-singy Scott Brown daughter — appear to have a date scheduled, according to young master Basel’s Facebook bragging which was probably just bullshit babble anyway. [Mean old Gawker who published the same tip first. ONE OF THESE DAYS, PAREENE!]

 
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Crank Tango January 27, 2010 at 1:42 pm

why is gary coleman on his lap in his profile pic?

Ablington January 27, 2010 at 1:44 pm

What does Meghan McCain have to do to get noticed these days?? Friggin’ Browns.

Mr Blifil January 27, 2010 at 1:46 pm

I’m picturing her dressed in her Sunday best making a prison visit for the purposes of conjugation and to deliver a perfectly decorated layer cake containing a metal file. Furthermore I’m picturing it captured on a surveillance camera.

AllHat January 27, 2010 at 1:47 pm

Gawsh! Conservatives are so kew-el!

the problem child January 27, 2010 at 1:52 pm

Ah yes, is this a date that happened (we’re now in next week) or that has been sadly preempted by the course of events. Was the date in Los Angeles or Louisiana? Was the younger Brown girl the available one? And, how exactly was she involved in the pimp bugging ring?

ttommyunger January 27, 2010 at 1:53 pm

Young Republican’s version of a good ‘ol Missouri Horse-Fucking: two pumps and a squirt while screaming: “Oh my George W. Bush!”.

Old Redneck January 27, 2010 at 1:55 pm

ROTFLMAO!!! My black-and-tan hound dawg thinks this is the funniest goddam thing he’s heard since grandpaw fell through the outhouse floor!!!

edgydrifter January 27, 2010 at 1:56 pm

Is there anything this dude DOESN’T tap?

JMP January 27, 2010 at 1:57 pm

Having the world know that she had planned a date with one of the pathetic plumbers must be more embarrassing than having her dad’s naked photos printed all over the media.

Ducksworthy January 27, 2010 at 1:58 pm

If it turns out they’re breeding we’re all doomed. Oh wait, were all doomed anyway. The President will announce it tonight.

OReillysVibrator January 27, 2010 at 1:59 pm

Total red herring – these conservatives are all really eager to go to jail and experience the prison life they’ve longed to receive.

JMP January 27, 2010 at 2:00 pm

[re=501854]Ablington[/re]: She’ll need to post another picture of her boobs. Maybe bare, this time.

OReillysVibrator January 27, 2010 at 2:01 pm

I think by date he means sneaking a camera into her bedroom, aka the only time him and is cohorts have ever had sex.

SayItWithWookies January 27, 2010 at 2:02 pm

[re=501863]edgydrifter[/re]: …unsuccessfully?

sludjbunni January 27, 2010 at 2:03 pm

[re=501866]JMP[/re]: Mmmm, maybe not. These loons are martyrs to the cause; teabagged heroes.

Terry January 27, 2010 at 2:06 pm

Basel + Brown = a new GOP empire

Prommie January 27, 2010 at 2:09 pm

“A part of history,” there is that overactive imagination thing again, these people are living in a fantasy world in which they are patriots and crusaders and bold champions of truth, justice, and the Amurrican way. They are imagining the way they will be portrayed in the history books, and the songs their grandchildren will sing of their exploits.

Joehoya January 27, 2010 at 2:10 pm

I assume all of these folks have been made honorary members of Late Night Shots by now.

cashaholic January 27, 2010 at 2:11 pm

Wait; who’s Anna? Is she wielding a golf club?

Extemporanus January 27, 2010 at 2:16 pm

Basel cell incarcinoma is no joke, you guys.

Just ask John McCain.

Gopherit January 27, 2010 at 2:18 pm

I thought the mom and sis said the non-singy one had a boyfriend?

And i am worried for myself that I know that.

JMP January 27, 2010 at 2:18 pm

[re=501901]Joehoya[/re]: I’ve figured we’ll find out that at least one of them was sooner or later; maybe the fourth one was the guy who posted about using the torn condom after his Tuesday night takedown.

Paul Tardy January 27, 2010 at 2:20 pm

Poor Martha Cokely an extra month and it would have been all hers.

PrairiePossum January 27, 2010 at 2:23 pm

Inquiring minds want to know if Joe was going to dress up in his pimp outfit for his date and whether the Brown girl would dress as his Acorn ‘ho.

give us a bob January 27, 2010 at 2:24 pm

Joe Basel also charmed over the folks in Washington U. in St. Louis last year by helping build a gulag to highlight the evils of communism, which included the Civil Rights Act, child labor laws, AmeriCorps, and “Peaceful Social Justice.”

http://stlactivisthub.blogspot.com/2010/01/fake-wash-u-student-arrested-in-new.html
http://stlactivisthub.blogspot.com/2009/11/washu-students-for-liberty-social.html

Definitely some hot Elimidate material.

Extemporanus January 27, 2010 at 2:26 pm

[re=501851]Crank Tango[/re]: Because Arnold just made Joe his bitch.

Crank Tango January 27, 2010 at 2:42 pm

[re=501926]Extemporanus[/re]: also in Utah. Coincidence? I demand to see everyone’s gift certificate!

Old Redneck January 27, 2010 at 2:49 pm

Hmmmm. On the other hand, maybe he wasn’t interested in getting some poon tang himself — he wanted to slip a video camera into her bedroom and catch her making the beast with two backs with her Daddy, the new Senator.

Now THAT would make for some fine YouTube viewing!!!!!

Old Redneck January 27, 2010 at 3:06 pm

James O’Keefe.
William Flanagan.
Joseph Basel.
Stan Dai.

Don’t sound like Real Americans to me.

O’Keefe and Flanagan: Likely IRA terrorists.

Dai: No doubt, Vietnamese spy.

Basel: Probably a pseudonym for Bin Laden.

Slap ‘em all in Gitmo.

Darkness January 27, 2010 at 3:19 pm

“Glad to be a part of history”

You should be thrilled. Now you ARE history.

El Pinche January 27, 2010 at 3:27 pm

Somewhere in America, you’ll find Siemen.

Scott Brown' January 27, 2010 at 3:40 pm

I figure conservatives were the kids who when they were younger read comic books but never actually got the philosophical point but did however grasp the grandiose self delusion. It’s hilarious how serious they take themselves which is partly why they’re so fun to taunt aside of course from thier selfish and obnoxiously bigoted beliefs and their complete lack of self awarness. Try this sometime, if any of you debate a conservative, two counter-points will set them off: 1) Reagan raised taxes, increased the size of government and didn’t hate gays. 2) and this always brings red to ignorant faces: Leon Trotsky “Socialism needs democracy like the human body needs oxygen”. The campus I’m on has a fairly eclectic combination of ideologies, but when I debate conservatives about Obama and socialism, I always trot out that quote, and the points about Reagan then watch the bitterness boil to the top: red, angry face…Joe Wilson-esque shout of “you lie!” and ad-homs mixed liberally with curse words.

I can’t wait for prison to drag this little right winger out of his fantasy cocoon..maybe he’ll think he’s watching history when some gang banger is tappin’ dat ass.

comicbookguy January 27, 2010 at 3:41 pm

Think he’ll invite her along for his next undercover assignment?

Scott Brown' January 27, 2010 at 3:42 pm

[re=501854]Ablington[/re]: Oh she knows…it’s about time to go all the way and just flash people, wingnuts won’t care and we know why, but everyone else will.

Scott Brown' January 27, 2010 at 3:45 pm

[re=501899]Prommie[/re]: Your comment= win. What’s really sad is that now the wingnuts with their Manichean “good and evil” psychotic worldview will canonize this turd and his cohorts as “defenders of freedom”. By the way, I see a career as a Republican strategist for that lil’ turd O’Keefe, he’s got the Karl Rove dirty tricks with a complete lack of anything approaching a values system aside from power thing down pat.

Jukesgrrl January 27, 2010 at 3:56 pm

[re=501917]Paul Tardy[/re]: I think this would have to sink into the Massachusetts psyche for WAY more than a month before it would have benefitted Martha Coakley. The Watergate burglaries happened in May and June of 1972 and Richard Nixon went on to be re-nominated, re-elected, and re-inaugurated with way fewer than half of the voters in the U.S. giving a toss about the crimes that were committed in his name.

When I read last night that the big three TV networks did not report Cokierobertsgate (thanks, Jim!), I was reminded that way back in ’72, the Watergate break-ins were also ignored by many news organizations that were too busy “analyzing” how big of a dangerous radical George McGovern was. Not to mention Eugene McCarthy who was a fucking poet.

Lionel Hutz Esq. January 27, 2010 at 4:12 pm

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by
madness, starving hysterical naked,
dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn
looking for a phone to tap . . .

disgustedcitizen January 27, 2010 at 4:56 pm

[re=501858]the problem child[/re]: Oh, man, I misread your post first time through, thought you said, “buggering ring”. Actually, that might be true, and pretty cool as well.

Bitch' January 27, 2010 at 4:58 pm

Love how the folks at his old college conservative paper are joking about their KKK memberships.

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?v=wall&ref=search&gid=2203395620

Veritas78 January 27, 2010 at 7:36 pm

[re=501908]Extemporanus[/re]: Your comment is why I read the Wonkettes.

Whatever Blows Your Skirt January 27, 2010 at 8:57 pm

[re=501899]Prommie[/re]: doesn’t that sum up some kind of physiological disorder… i don’t know, paranoid delusions, persecution complex, something?

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