Republican nudist Scott Brown’s modeling portfolio has been exhumed and is on display at the Boston Herald Internet Web site, where you can see him striking various “blue steel”-type poses in hideous Cosby sweaters. Scott Brown = (-1)(Ted Kennedy) x (1000000)(Sarah Palin) ÷ (John Edwards + awesome)(Olivia Newton John – breasts). [Boston Herald]
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January 27, 2010
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Ewww…Scott Brown’s naked picture, excellent hands, and siemen all over my monitor. Thanks, Wonkett.
Scott Brown is a big fan of siemens.
Not sure about your math here, but, uh, you know Olivia Newton-John is a breast-cancer survivor, right?
Somewhere in America, Wonkette is drowning in semen, erm, Siemens. . .
Gotta admit, he’s kept Snowbilly out of the news cycle for a while, now.
No way he has “superior junk”, SKS. According to one of those pics, he’s 6’1″, but his shoe size is only 10.
Mediocre. Penis.
Aggh! I thought that, with election over, we’d seen the last of that image. I guess once again not safe to browse Wonkette at work.
Hey Sara, your keyboard has a numeral “1″ on it, in addition to the upper-case “i” (I) and the lower-case “l.” Thus:
Scott Brown = (-Ted Kennedy) x 100,000 x Sara Palin/(John Edwards + awesome) x (ON-J – breasts)
Happy to help!!!1!
Wow. Anyone else want to bang the whole family?
If you didn’t want to click because of Brown’s pics, his daughter also has sexxxy pixx there!
“He did a lot of hand work,” said Trichon, praising his “straight fingers, perfect nails” and ability to “hold things correctly.”
Is there anything he can’t do?
[re=501668]MzNicky[/re]: (awkward silence)
Why no pix of Ayla? WHAT ARE THEY HIDING????
Will mondo bush be coming back in style? Manscaping is such a hassle.
And there I was enjoying the blue skies and pastoral background provided by Siemens, and then that…yuck.
[re=501668]MzNicky[/re]: Survivor? I didn’t realize Olivia Newton-John has been alive since 1982.
“You know how I know you’re gay?”
The one with the wrench, baggy tank top, and pleated jeans is priceless. I can smell the Drakkar Noir from here.
Actually I just went by the NYT and Maureen Dowd is oozing sarcasm over President-elect Brown.
But Wonkette christened him that FIRST Maureen! Ok, which one of you is Dowd?
…SKS, you left out the “square root” of a retard!
Fuck, now that Hope is polling badly, why don’t Brown and Palin take their rightful thrones as America’s Prom King and Queen right now?
[re=501668]MzNicky[/re]: Stop it now. No fighting. We don’t want it to Get Physical.
Does the Boston Herald also have the 1979 Bear Daddies pictorial of Ted Kennedy and Tip O’Neill?
Wow — I looked at those pictures and was going to turn the sound down on my computer when I realized that the Duran Duran was just playing in my head. I’m just amazed there’s not a shot of him in a Members Only jacket posing in front of a Corvette.
This has to be the most horrifying crease since Rush Limbaugh bent over while wearing sweatpants.
[re=501680]rafflesinc[/re]: Um, no. The American Idol daughter is sorta cute, I’ll give her that, but the “model” one is 100% butterface. His wife, on the other hand, I would totally bang. In the 80s.
Hmm. I’m pleased to see that the GOP is evolving so rapidly. Guckert/Gannon was regarded with embarrassment but this naked clown is a hero. Good for you GOPers! You can let Larry Craig out of the closet now.
God DAMMIT do you have to keep putting that fucking picture up? I know it’s his only accomplishment on earth besides ayler and manface, but seriously. You’re gonna give us the PTSD.
[re=501741]Crank Tango[/re]: Hey, speak for yourself. The multiple postings of Scotty’s Cosmo torso almost make up for the Megan McCain mammary marathons.
[re=501694]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Leave Trig out of this!
[re=501693]tootsieroll[/re]: I am Spartacus, er, um……I mean Dowd.
When I was just a little boy no more than nine or ten, Ronald Reagan appeared on TV running for Governor of California. I remember my dear mother turning to me and saying, “See that man? That man has sucked a cock. Don’t imagine he hasn’t.”
If this guy had been on TV running for office, I’m sure my mother would have said the same thing. Because she could look at a person and tell in a blink of an eye weather they had sucked a cock before. She knew. Mothers always do.
Peace… God bless…
Dear Wonkette,
I am an old school gal, that thinks “man-scaping” is ridiculous. However, if I keep having to see Scott’s nausea-inducing hairy thighs, I may just change my mind.
(Give Mr. Fatale a break!)
Love,
Demme
Glad the Repugs don’t have effeminate Senators like Dem John Kerry.
He may have great hands and “know how to hold things” (what *things* I think we all can guess) but that nose has got to go.
Attention! Attention! Warning! Warning!
Clicking on the gallery in the linked article will produce extended periods of Sears and Roebuck catalog flashbackery.
Warning! Warning!….
now there’s some hard-fapping news– can’t wait for Wolf Blitzer’s twitter on this story
http://wonkette.com/412260/things-to-check-more-often-wolf-blitzers-twitter
[re=501751]MzNicky[/re]: Touché. Enjoy it while it lasts, which hopefully won’t be any longer than until 2012.
The formula given is only a Newtonian approximation. However, a relativistic treatment is more appropriate here, given the densities involved. Clearly some large mass has created a vertical singularity in the Cosmo pic. Please reformulate using Rij.
[re=501681]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: “ability to hold things correctly” — Hmm… I can imagine the “things” he holds correctly in his excellent hands. Ewwww.
No thanks.
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