COKIEROBERTSGATE  6:38 pm January 26, 2010

ACORN Agrees: Screw That Guy Who Screwed Them

by Jim Newell

Your Wonkette “made the ACORN Twitter,” hooray! We love ACORN baby! Keep fukkin that chicken! [Twitter]

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Judas Peckerwood January 26, 2010 at 6:42 pm

Bitch set him up!

rocktonsammy January 26, 2010 at 6:44 pm

Great, now Megs is going to be forced to comment on teh Wonkett.

Thanks Twatter.

I-man January 26, 2010 at 6:44 pm

Chicken? what Chicken, we prefer a fine, blond, South Carolina Filly.

memzilla January 26, 2010 at 6:46 pm

In the proud tradition of Karl Rove’s protégé, Donald Segretti!

Delicious January 26, 2010 at 6:47 pm


slappypaddy January 26, 2010 at 6:49 pm

the screws are loose! so nutty!

american mutt January 26, 2010 at 6:54 pm


CrunchyKnee January 26, 2010 at 6:55 pm

Squirrel bait, I tells ya.

RoscoePColtraine January 26, 2010 at 7:02 pm

I haz stage fright now. Must cope.

***think “everyone naked”***

SmutBoffin January 26, 2010 at 7:04 pm

Remember when McCain said ACORN’s voter registration effort “is now on the verge of maybe perpetrating one of the greatest frauds in voter history in this country, maybe destroying the fabric of democracy”? Wellwellwell, now that the curtain has been pulled aside, what do we find?


Why are you stealing democracy, Wonkett?

El Pinche January 26, 2010 at 7:05 pm

O’Keefe will be alright in prison. He has a purty and fuckable mouth. Those guys are like gold in the pen.

Gopherit January 26, 2010 at 7:17 pm

Hey, ACORN. No offense, but how the fuck did you fall for this stupid punk and his lame-ass pimp outfit?

edgydrifter January 26, 2010 at 7:24 pm

[re=501503]Gopherit[/re]: No shit. Either the ACORNs are hella retarded, or… wait, it all makes sense now–ACORN is a massive false-flag operation to subvert the librul agenda! Must go buy canned goods and ammo now.

Sharkey January 26, 2010 at 7:26 pm

#trucknuts #bagodicks #blingee @mccainblogette #twattery
#cheapviagra #freealcohol ah hell that’s enough, right?

El Pinche January 26, 2010 at 7:26 pm

It’s time to bring this up again but do you remember when 31 House Retardicans supported O’Keefe?:

Hahahahaha, please let there be a resolution to parade these clowns in the street, now.

Terry January 26, 2010 at 7:36 pm


He looked like a frat boy dressed up for their annual Pimps and Ho’s party

glamourdammerung January 26, 2010 at 7:39 pm

[re=501507]edgydrifter[/re]: If I recall, there was something about dubbed in audio which was part of the reason there is going to be a court case about this.

Jim89048 January 26, 2010 at 7:41 pm

[re=501503]Gopherit[/re]: According to Bertha Lewis, they didn’t fall for it…

Radiotherapy January 26, 2010 at 7:55 pm

I can’t wait to see the douche-pimple’s ‘telephone repairman’ outfit.

Radiotherapy January 26, 2010 at 8:00 pm

Jim, you must be proud as a parakeet.

stew January 26, 2010 at 8:12 pm

Yep, Loofah Boy completely ignoring this one…

El Pinche January 26, 2010 at 8:12 pm

keep fukkin that parakeet

ThisIsNotAnAvatar January 26, 2010 at 8:13 pm

Your mission, as you apparently see it, is to make an ass of yourself over and over again.

Extemporanus January 26, 2010 at 8:21 pm

Today, we are all fucking nuts.

Way Cool Larry January 26, 2010 at 8:26 pm

[re=501503]Gopherit[/re]: they were set up! those fuckers faked the audio.

hoosiermama January 26, 2010 at 8:33 pm

[re=501514]Jim89048[/re]: I was about to yell for a link and then discovered this thing called Google. Here’s an article by Tommy Christopher at Mediaite. Breitbart sounds like a total douchebag in this story.

Extemporanus January 26, 2010 at 8:35 pm

[re=501517]Radiotherapy[/re]: Keep cokkin that pea!

doxastic January 26, 2010 at 8:37 pm

Just when you think O’Keefe has reached the fuckwit nadir, he says “the truth shall set me free” when leaving the courthouse.

WadISay January 26, 2010 at 8:47 pm

FOX campaign for Obama to pardon these guys starting in 3…2…

imissopus January 26, 2010 at 8:56 pm

[re=501529]hoosiermama[/re]: Breitbart sounds like a total douchebag in every story about him ever.

[re=501512]glamourdammerung[/re]: Don’t know if it’s the same case you’re thinking of but the director of Philly’s ACORN office is suing O’Keefe and his partner because state law prohibits recording and disseminating oral communications without the consent of all recorded parties. I think.

Escape Goat Nation January 26, 2010 at 8:57 pm

First we have to assume that Karl Rove, Rush Limbaugh, Rupert Murdoch and Sarah Palin directly funded and ordered him to do this.

Next we waterboard him until he admits it.

There’s absolutely nothing wrong with this. It’s not torture. It’s just little drops or water on his head. It doesn’t even make a mark…right? Who knows, maybe he knows of another plot organized by Karl Rove, Rush Limbaugh, Rupert Murdoch and Sarah Palin that may kill 1,000s of Americans. I really don’t think we have any other choice but to waterboard him. American lives may be on the line. We need to err on the side of caution.

coolcatdaddy January 26, 2010 at 9:17 pm

You know, Watergate started with a simple little third-rate burglary.

However, I’ve seen G. Gordon Liddy. And you, sir, are no G. Gordon Liddy.

desertwind January 26, 2010 at 9:38 pm

Did you see the what O’Douche yelled outside the courthouse? “Veritas. … The trust shall set us free!” For real.

So, the judge let three of them leave court & said they can spend the night at the same place but they “can’t talk about the case”….

The FBI wiretaps their safe house and records: “Ixnay on the alkintay on our asecay, my otherbrays in imecray.” and “We bad. We super bad.” and “Up the revolution!” and “Jesus, my daddy’s gonna be pissed.” There was also a few cries of “Mama!”

desertwind January 26, 2010 at 9:49 pm

PS — I wanna know more about the fourth guy arrested a few blocks away with monitoring device in his car.

H ha ha ha.

Long Form Def Certificate January 26, 2010 at 10:01 pm

Why must O’Keefe make it impossible for me to be a white man in this society? After this story, everybody is going to assume I’m a no-good, wire-tapping fake-pimp, too.

Crank Tango January 26, 2010 at 10:14 pm

[re=501557]Long Form Def Certificate[/re]: well maybe you should ditch the fur coat and shit. Also the toolbox with “ma bell” sharpied onto it.

Radiotherapy January 26, 2010 at 10:16 pm

[re=501509]El Pinche[/re]: My comment back to you was originally something like this: Maybe who should be pilloried here is the pussified, pandering Dems who voted to defund Acorn based on this amateur-hour, Uckraking stunt. The votes were around 83-7 and 340-70.
But as I was looking around it appears that the actual defunding never occurred because of the usual congressional budgetary loophole language. Secondly, there seems to be a court injunction against the defunding as well. I’m like, fucking cool, these wingtards put on a show and it had no teeth. Where’s Fox and the teabuggers now!

Darkness January 26, 2010 at 10:17 pm

[re=501503]Gopherit[/re]: His appointment was sandwiched between a strung out half-dressed ex-hooker needing help filing her taxes and a trannie in a pushup bra and bright pink evening gown having trouble with her landlord. Honestly, the guy probably didn’t stand out as much as you might think.

glamourdammerung January 26, 2010 at 11:02 pm

Don’t know if it’s the same case you’re thinking of but the director of Philly’s ACORN office is suing O’Keefe and his partner because state law prohibits recording and disseminating oral communications without the consent of all recorded parties. I think.

That was part of it and editing the clips were another part of it.

iburl January 26, 2010 at 11:11 pm

The real question is, how did SOROS pull this whole caper off to begin with!???! A.C.O.R.N. !!!

Up To Here Again January 26, 2010 at 11:17 pm

Secret men’s room cameras reveal giant republican butt cracks spewing forth “only actual truth” ever to come out from any republican orifice.

As our trolling tea baggers have discovered the internets,
and join us in our fireside rants against our Dr Jekel and Mr Hyde leaders,
still they can’t help but fart in our midst – usually on the first “sally” –
and give themselves away completely with their simpleton misinformation.

Hidden camera shows tea bag idiot picking both nostrils at the same time.
Watch him strugglee to operate both hands simultaneusly!

As progressives and others of the soul singed left
wash up on the opposite shores from Hope,
we see how far the mighty have fallen,
how pathetic our leaders have become,
how dire the situation we are slipping into,
and how so much the more because of all this,
everyone just wants to hear bigger and bigger lies.

Tiny nano penis camera snuck into Big Party Sex Bash.
You won’t BELIEVE who is breaking our sex laws!

artbot2000 January 26, 2010 at 11:39 pm


Wrong way around:Rove was Segretti’s protege (repuglicanese for Butt Boy).

Mr Blifil January 26, 2010 at 11:47 pm

[re=501484]memzilla[/re]: Rove is the younger, therefore he would be the protogé. Segretti coined the term “rat fucking” I believe, which seems to be what our brave, non-military-serving young conservative heroes were engaging in.

hunter.blatherer January 26, 2010 at 11:55 pm

I’m so glad ACORN’s on our side! Now if we can only get Cindy McCain we’ll be golden. If we all gay marry each other will she like us?

brown_recluse January 27, 2010 at 12:06 am

I’d give my meager fortune to hear a reporter, ANY reporter ask these chuckleheads this question:
“So, think we’re too good for the military, don’t we?”

Mr Blifil January 27, 2010 at 12:14 am

Ha, Breitbart had to issue a statement that he had nothing to do with it. For some reason comments have been disabled.

sleptwithyetti January 27, 2010 at 12:42 am

I just saw that same guy in the WIKIPEDIA look it up on the inter webs site.
His picture is in the callosity file. so like wikup Callosity LOL
Monkey rump Beavis.

proudgrampa January 27, 2010 at 12:45 am


El Pinche January 27, 2010 at 1:18 am

Briebart’s new site next week, “Big Dungeon: A Center/Right Perspective as a Dungeon Bitch”

[re=501598]Mr Blifil[/re]: He’s taking comments at his other shitty biggubment site.

El Pinche January 27, 2010 at 1:19 am

good god, we’ve been Siemen’d again.

I-man January 27, 2010 at 1:44 am

Who turned on the black light?

Bearbloke January 27, 2010 at 2:01 am

It’s so very odd to get siemen on the inside of my monitor screen…

Bearbloke January 27, 2010 at 2:11 am

[re=501535]Escape Goat Nation[/re]: You betcha! There’s none of that pre-9/11 thinking here – that’s change I can believe in!

Lionel Hutz Esq. January 27, 2010 at 2:25 am

Today, we are all felons.

Lionel Hutz Esq. January 27, 2010 at 2:28 am

[re=501488]american mutt[/re]: Yes, we need context, just like FOX News gave Van Jones and Anita Dunn.

[re=501534]imissopus[/re]: You spend a decade blowing Matt Drudge and Sean Hannity, and see what happens to you.

Oh hell to the no January 27, 2010 at 2:48 am

Am I the only person who thinks the Siemen’s background is quite relevant today. Did you guys plan this tribute to The Faux-Blue-Collar Comedy Tour’s workers?

Radiotherapy January 27, 2010 at 3:03 am

[re=501619]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: Yeah, but a lot of these domestic-tearist/Jacob Riis wannabes are gonna eat alot of the right wing crow.

glamourdammerung January 27, 2010 at 3:48 am

[re=501622]Radiotherapy[/re]: Is “right wing crow” some kind of slang for forced oral sex in prison?

Jim89048 January 27, 2010 at 3:49 am

[re=501615]Bearbloke[/re]: That was your belated Australia Day gift, mate.

Newbeedobee January 27, 2010 at 7:33 am

Do you think O’keefe teamed up with a friend in disguise for the State Dinner as well? Just askin’

TGY January 27, 2010 at 8:22 am

So, Wonkette is no longer a disgrace on Twitter?

The Church of Realism January 27, 2010 at 8:50 am

[re=501598]Mr Blifil[/re]: Disabled due to Brietbart being a whimpering cocksack.

ForTheTurnstiles January 27, 2010 at 8:55 am

[re=501621]Oh hell to the no[/re]: Oh, that and the Oden pictures are legit. Rip City! Bingo Bango Bongo, Baby… Siemens answers at work!

jetjaguar January 27, 2010 at 9:14 am

I know what my Halloween costume is going to be this year.

AnnieGetYourFun January 27, 2010 at 9:50 am

[re=501628]Newbeedobee[/re]: I hadn’t thought of that, but that’s a brilliant theory.

Also, I would just like to thank these fine young gentlemen for making yesterday and today a bit more bearable than the past few weeks.

Snarkalicious January 27, 2010 at 10:25 am

[re=501623]glamourdammerung[/re]: No. The term for that is ‘staycation’.

Beanball January 27, 2010 at 10:53 am

I for one am going to go out a buy a Siemens wind machine, immediately.

See? Advertising works!

zenferret January 27, 2010 at 11:05 am

[re=501482]I-man[/re]: Neigh!!!!

[re=501484]memzilla[/re]: Segretti was the Mentour. Or something like that. Does this mean Segretti took a tour of the budding pudginess that was Rove back then?

S.Luggo January 27, 2010 at 11:22 am

Journalist James O’Keefe is our new Jaysuz:


Zulu January 27, 2010 at 12:14 pm

What a wonderful way to perk up a depressing last two weeks. Keep them coming Repulsicans! BTW I checked down at the club…Stepping Razor, yeah…Goldie,that works….Slick…um, well every second pimp has that name. But O’Keefe…now,that’s a fucked up name for a pimp!

102415 January 27, 2010 at 1:54 pm

Yesterday was a very special day for our family of acornists and oaktrees. Cokierobertsgate hahaha. And I must add that having donated a couple of weeks work in an Acorn office down south back in 2004, some of the people working there may have rightly assumed that is what a white, right-wing pimp would look like and were simply being polite.
I think we need to check for previous criminal activity on the part of O’Keefe and his entourage.
Maybe Foxnews is doing that right now. Oh, wait…let’s just stick with Cokie Roberts.

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