Alternately, this gestures means “POLITICO” in American sign language. [Nein Glied!]
DUMB WEBSITES LIKE POLITICO
January 26, 2010
This Is Just How Germans Make Announcements!
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I liked her better as a mermaid.
ahhhh, off to Afghanistan for a little “living space,” huh?
That’s awesome.
You would think German politicians would have learned to avoid gestures like that…
She could so win the SC primary for Lt. Gov
I have it on good authority (a Tea Partyer) that Obama was on the other end of that salute.
She’s not saluting, she’s just pointing the way to the bright future of national SOCIALISM!
She ain’t had a back rub in over two years. Someone give that woman a fucking back rub!
Mach schnell, Arschloch!
I bet she can’t produce an American birth certificate, either!
What’s the German word for Anschluss?
That gesture explains why the troops are from the Das Reich Division.
The Islamofacists in Poland will never know what hit them.
Today Kabul, tomorrow an area in a radius of about 20 miles around Kabul!
[re=501081]SayItWithWookies[/re]: The word you are looking for is “Fahrvergnügen”
Her headset just started beeping her Manchurian Candidate signal. Cue Dr. Stangelove voice: “Mein Führer! I can walk!”
Achtung baby!
Deutschland, Deutschland über alles!
Inside of every German is a little guy with a squared charlie-chaplain mustache with a name that rhymes with hitter.
Seek him. Hail him. Seek him. Hail him.
Seek. Hail. Seek. Hail.
Das bin Laden nicht ist einege golem!
We shall re-surge victorious.
As usual, Stephen Colbert did it first, and did it better. But he’s not allowed to do it anymore.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fnHcbQJiYM
She’s just reaching for a butterfly to pose for a statue.
Springtime for Merkel? Perhaps the goosestep really *is* the new step in town.
[re=501089]Sparky McGruff[/re]: Damn, beat me to it.
[re=501081]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Wiedervereinigung!
[re=501094]I-man[/re]: …Twitter?
[re=501101]Katydid[/re]: Thanks for that.
Wow. How completely unfortunate.
[re=501092]Red Zeppelin[/re]: Der Fuhrer does not say baby!
Today we are are all jelly doughnuts.
Madame Strangelove.
And here I thought she was healing a member of the crowd in the NAME OF JAY-SUS!
She has the cold, dead eyes of a killer.
[re=501118]Barrelhse[/re]: I’ll take a jelly donut over a teabag any day.
That little Angela can do the Frug!!
You’d think that German politicos would have learned by now to never EVER lift their right hand above the shoulder.
Did France surrender yet?
[re=501131]Dashboard_Buddha[/re]: McCain ran in the wrong country.
Too soon?
Angela: Doctor, it hurts when I lift my arm like this.
Doctor: Where does it hurt?
Angela: Poland, France, Holland, Russia….
Jokes on you all. That’s really a picture of Kay Bailey Hutchinson.
First the image of Barry in front of a mirror and now this one? It must be low-hanging fruit day.
At least Politico wasn’t editorializing with their choice of photo. Lord knows how hard it is to find file photos of world leaders these days.
They call that the “Full Schultz.”
Ich bin ein jelly doughnut.
Don’t turn around oh-aught-oh!
Der Merkel is in town oh-aught-oh!
[re=501145]user-of-owls[/re]: Winner of the internets!
[re=501094]I-man[/re]: But David Vitter doesn’t even have a mustache!
She used to be able to raise her arm higher before Bush goofed up her shoulder with that creepy massage.
But since they will be heavy infantry units they will eat like 1000.
But seriously, wasn’t NATO committed to like 5000. I remember that number for some reason.
Nun ist die Zeit an Sprockets wenn wir tanzen!!
“Teutonic Twat!”
KADF. FM. All the Hitler you know & love. This next one is a dedication from HG to MB, a little bit of Wagner. Enjoy.
[re=501081]SayItWithWookies[/re]: [re=501089]Sparky McGruff[/re]: Her advisers probably thought of another word after seeing this: “Fremdscham”.
[re=501119]ph7[/re]: caption win
[re=501119]ph7[/re]: How I Learned to Stop Worrying About the Perceptions of German Use of Military Power and Invade Afghanistan
I think I coughed up some Verfremdungseffekt. Götterdammerit! The only cure is a steaming plate of Fährenbalenz.
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