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January 26, 2010
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Inner voice, “Stupid Mass-holes really f’d me. What if we sold Texas back to Mexico?”
You’re suppose to be talking to the Lincoln portrait right about now you self-center ACORNist .
Is the mirror half full or half empty?
[re=500985]TGY[/re]: Is Obama half black or half white?
I thought Kenyan Socialist Terrorists didn’t have reflections?
Don’t fuck up. Every non-white person on Earth is counting on you.
[re=500988]rafflesinc[/re]: …yes.
“I’d fuck me. I’d fuck me so hard.”
“Hey Strom — start spinning.”
[re=501002]Godless Liberal[/re]: Yeah, if that were edwards…..totally.
Actually, I love that paint color on the walls. Looks great with the gold frame and accents. Might be a bit too much for my living room, though, unless I took to orating in the evenings.
“Who da man? You da man!”
Who’s gonna kick that State of the Union speeches ass? You are, Barry! You are! Because you’re good enough, you’re smart enough, and doggone it, people like you!
Cue “Superfly.”
[re=501002]Godless Liberal[/re]: also, could you imagine him trying on a K-Lo suit?
I’d like one in black-and-white with another mirror directly behind him, for that M.C. Escher feel.
“Man, I am SO baked.”
Apparently a lot of commentors either didn’t read the caption, or are assuming he does this every morning.
Jan. 20, 2009
“President-elect Barack Obama was about to walk out to take the oath of office. Backstage at the U.S. Capitol, he took one last look at his appearance in the mirror.”
“The name’s Shaft. John Shaft.”
[re=501031]rafflesinc[/re]: “Aw crap. I was just on national teevee, stone cold takin’ the oath of office, and I got this thing coming out of my nose. Roberts, you could have said something.”
“I shoulda popped my shirt off…let the pecs do the talking.”
[re=501031]rafflesinc[/re]: you get a gold star for reading the caption.
“You talkin’ to me”?
I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and – doggone it –
… wait – what?
“I am a star, I am a star, I am a star, I am a star. I am a big, bright shining star.”
- Barack “Dirk Diggler” Obama
“President of the United States. What the FUCK was I thinking??!!”
Needs more blue.
Even this picture will not stop the Teapartiers from asserting that Barry is a wampyre.
If nothing else we can be comforted to know our President is not a Vampire-American.
“I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and goshdarnit, people like me.”
[re=501045]FlownOver[/re]: Oops. Can’t read, I.
If he was a real politician, he would have photo shopped out his image in the mirror and e-mailed it out to all girls between 10 and 19 – brain maturity development age not necessarily chronological age – in the effort to catch the vampire lover vote.
“Mirror, mirror , on the wall .Who’s the biggest sell out of them all?”
I hate when Biden puts me in “time out!”
Taken just before he did the Fonzie pose.
For those youngings… here is an example
http://glitchbucket.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Fonzie-266×300.jpg
[re=501031]rafflesinc[/re]:
I just want to thank you for keeping Wonkette commentators on the straight and narrow. Keep doing what you’re doing. Keep it real and God Bless! And above all, keep f***ing that chicken!
[re=501024]Gopherit[/re]: Jesus Christ, don’t do that before I’ve had my lunchtime Quaaludes.
[re=501060]ManchuCandidate[/re]: http://the-op.com/media/image2.php?cid=6&i=636&cat=6200
every time I see that, it makes me smile.
Mirror, miror on the wall, took this job and I’m in free fall. What the fuck am I doing here? This is worse than being stuck in a meeting with Hillary trying to convince the biatch to take Secretary of State.
[re=501019]Scaggsvillain[/re]: Win!
“I’m talking to the man in the mirror
I’m asking him to freeze non-discretionary spending (except Defense).”
Who dey? Who dey? Who dey think gonna beat my super majority?
Wait, what?
Even his psych-ups are tepid and lame.
According to Red States, the reflection had to be Photoshopped in.
[re=501031]rafflesinc[/re]: Oh, that explains it. I was certain there’s no way he could still look himself in a mirror today.
I can’t believe no blingee of this yet.
[re=501016]Terry[/re]: And I was feeling so shallow for having exactly the same initial reaction. Solidarity!
“I hate this the flag pin.”
[re=501031]rafflesinc[/re]:
I read the caption, but still like that wall color.
I do find it funny, though, that the White House photographer took a pre-swearing in photo that is way too similar to that taken of brides on the morning of their wedding.
“Now, let’s get a photo of you looking in the mirror as the maid of honor adjusts your veil”
Empty suit.
Srsly, how is this image possible? BHO looks like he’s standing well to the left of the mirror, and the photographer is to the left of him. How does his image end up in the middle of the mirror? I tried this at home and all I get is a bunch of empty space way off to the right. Is this some Kenyan-Hawaiian ninjitsu, or some he seems to be left but he’s really farther right metaphore?
He’s got a big old bald spot back there. Unless that’s just kippah hair.
[re=501221]WadISay[/re]: Muslin Voodoo. The only answer.
It would be better if there was a mirror behind him reflecting back into the mirror in front…
Hilariously enough when Cheney stares into a mirror his reflection transforms into an evil demon from hell…when Bush stares into a mirror, Gomer Pyle stares back and calls him “stoopid”. When Rush Limbaugh stares into a mirror he goes into a fit of drug-induced hunger and attempts to consume himself. When the snowbilly stares into a mirror, that Russian she can see from her house (it’s misquoted, she’s talking about crazy Ivan, the drunken Russian sailer she fucks when Todd’s out sleighing…Trig’s real father?) stares back and says, with a heavy scent of vodka on his breath “be making sexy time now”. I could go on and on…but here’s the most interesting id in the mirror..when Meghan McCain stares in the mirror, I motorboat her enormous bewbies.
Anyway, I was studying Marx and the Russian revolution and I couldn’t help but get bored and come check out my favorite Wonkette. As always, you libruls and yer commonist elitism gets it all wrong, if you showed a group (haha, I typoed with grope..enough McCabe jokes) of tea baggers this photo and then presented them what narcissus is, they’d scratch their heads trying to pronounce the word “narch..narchisssusss…. nachos is us….ah hell, kill the negro, he’s cloned hisself!” Then they’d go back to tea bagging each other to Glenn Beck.
Magritte.
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