Andre Bauer Provides CNN With His Most Awesome Phan Photo

Are we seeing this correctly? Because we think we're seeing it correctly: Andre Bauer, the allegedly gay-as-the-dickens French lieutenant governor of "America's Bordeaux," South Carolina, has provided CNN with his gayest-ever photo to accompany its article about how he regrets comparing poor people to poor French farm animals, the ones he and Tom Cruise would eat AVEC UNE BOISSON PENDANT LA GUERRE DU TEMPS HAW HAW HAW! [ CNN ]