Stop posting things that actually make me like McCain a little bit again, plz. thx.

thanks wonkette, i would buy book, too drunk to drive to bed, bath…borde…liquor store…meg has big tits.

Is “Game Changer” going to keep wonkette in shit to post for the rest of the year? I’m going to have to break down and buy the damn thing. At least I’ll have the chance to do it at “The Open Circle”, the only good independent bookstore in the state, this weekend.

And did he really say this to his own daughter? I’m beginning to think only commie, pinko, fascist, Kenyan/Muslim liberals understand what is appropriate between parents and children. Edwards, at least, didn’t pimp out his own daughter.

It’s fucking raining again and I’m not even in California. Will anyone among the wonkeratti volunteer to come rescue me if this place floods?

Where did FOX News come up with all those colored people for Glenn Bleck’s frank discussion on why colored people are bad for america usa?

Black board, white board. Good stuff.

Now I know exactly how the inhabitants of Trúc Yen Village felt in October of 1967.

[re=500056]Godless Liberal[/re]: John McCain is literally a barbaric yawp.

[re=500055]DustBowlBlues[/re]: “Will anyone among the wonkeratti volunteer to come rescue me if this place floods?”

I’ll row up in my boat. It’s our third day of rain in Southern Arizona. I keep thinking, “At least we might have wildflowers this spring.” But that also means beaucoups weeds sprouting up through all the gravel. There’s a cloud in every silver lining.

And on topic: McCain is a rude bastard and Cindy is spineless. It’s bad enough that he would speak to his wife and kids like that — BUT HE SPENDS HER MONEY! And if it’s PTSD, that really proves he shouldn’t hold public office.

Wait, wait, wait. Megs graduated from the Columbia?

[re=500064]Jukesgrrl[/re]: “BUT HE SPENDS HER MONEY!” Maybe at the beginning, probably not now:

http://www.opensecrets.org/politicians/summary.php?cid=N00006424&cycle=2010

Once they get a little seniority, the donors can’t wait to shower the candidates w/moniez. Only a few knuckleheads like Corzine spend their own $$.

[re=500056]Godless Liberal[/re]:

So, what actually does Cindy get from this marriage? She has the money, which he used to start his career in politics. She owns a beer empire and actively works in her own company. She has great homes, clothes, and a high quality of life. For a husband, she has a man who is verbally abusive and is a major suck of income. Her daughter seems to have inherited her talent and common sense from her father, who can credit every stage of his success to family connections or money. Sure, Cindy lives on opposite sides of the continent from him most of the year, but really why stay married to this troll?

[re=500077]imissopus[/re]: Nah, it was Joe Columbia’s Community College And Live Bate Dealership. Earthworm sales help cover the phone bill.

If the estimable Mrs. McCain wishes to disentangle herself and start fresh, I’d be willing to sign a pre-nup wherein she could keep almost ALL of her sweet AB fortune, and I’d promise not to verbally or physically abuse her, and be a good step-dad to her many kids for just long enough to get my hands on my share of the aforementioned sweet AB fortune. We’re about the same age, and I’ve got my own pain pills…

[re=500055]DustBowlBlues[/re]: We’ll rev up the Wonkette dirigible and airlift you some hard liquor and trucknutz just as soon as we’re done in Haiti. You’ll need to have your own magical rope ladder to climb up, though.

[re=500088]ForTheTurnstiles[/re]:

That must be it. No other reason, really

Now we know what the NOH8 duct-tape-over-mouth thing was all about.

That pic looks like John’s torture-face. With a little HENNNGH thrown in.

[re=500109]Sharkey[/re]: And pinch of you trollop-cunt. John is a complex man.

Can you imagine doing the wifely duties? No amount of crack is worth that.

There goes McCain,
filling up his pants again.
Captain Viagra is steamed!
What’s it this time?
Some tea-potty nut
IN HIS HOME STATE
is thinking of challenging him,
calculatin’ it all up.
Question: Can Sarah go against the tea-potty
and re-support McCain?
Where’s Glenn Beck when you don’t need him?
Oh, no! Another breach!

In fairness, lots of people say stuff they wouldn’t want repeated, often bitchy things they don’t really mean. But in further fairness, John McCain seems like he’s probably an asshole most of the time as a person. And in further fairness, if John McCain had thought being a father meant more than berating his daughter about how she was fat and/or a general inconvenience, he wouldn’t be the grabby, showboating, skirt-chasing lying weasel who hides his corruption and shriveled humanity behind a veneer of service and honor and whose withered husk of a marriage makes George and Martha’s in Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolfe look like the Haskells’. And who would want that?

In fairness to Meghan, it’s not easy to earn a degree in twittering.

[re=500128]glamourdammerung[/re]: Well, yeah, because it’s rude as fuck. The Silent Treatment is a great way to tell the world you’re not above being passive-aggressive or pouty to avenge someone else’s rudeness to you.

[re=500131]ForTheTurnstiles[/re]: But honestly? Fuck that other person.

No, seriously. If I’m not going to be heard anyway, I’m not going to bother wasting my breath.

[re=500131]ForTheTurnstiles[/re]: Oh, I speak again when they are done. However, I refuse to try to speak over someone that is obviously not listening anyway (or else they would not be speaking at the same time).

I just always wondered why that was seen as so offensive.

I’m actually liking Cindy….just a little…..since she post for the Gay Marriage ad.

And what kind of fucking power does McCain have that he can say this kind of shit in front of press and it never gets leaked? Well, not for years, anyway.