K-Lo Sizin' Up The Goods At Anti-Abortion Rally
ImportantNational Reviewtorture pope Kathryn Jean Lopez was alone when she went to an anti-abortion rally today. But you can bet your bottom zygote that she won't go home that way! With which lucky 15-year-old churchy boy will she be stone cold doin' the Jungle Jesus Boogie Woogie ("raping")? Be on the lookout, boys. [ Twitter via Instaputz ]