'They Started It:' The Best Justification For Holy War In Ten Years

Yes! This should be our only offered reason for any of the nine or ten million profound foundational fuckups currently blowtorching the country into a real-life cartoon of death: "They started it!" As in, we'll put whatever Jeebus codes we wants on our Muslin-Exterminating Freedom Guns, because "they started it," the Holy War formerly known as the War on Terror. No detention for us; suspension for them! Oh goodness. Note how Steve Doocy hesitates just before saying it, too, like "oh god I can't believe I am passing on this evil private comment of my wife's to the entire teevee and Internet." [ HuffPo ]