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Loudoun County’s Great Anti-Gay Crusader Meant Nothing With His Hilarious Slurs

by Jim Newell  1:33 pm January 22, 2010

Eugene Delgaudio is an adult retarded person serving as a supervisor of Loudoun County, a locality he enriches by… going on the radio and the Fox News sometimes to talk about his hatred of the Gays and stuff. Recently in an e-mail, he wrote to supporters that he doesn’t want to give a cross-dresser — “It” — the same rights “as a normal person.” He also refers to them as “cross-dressing freaks.” Not that these are the most offensive statements we’ll even read in, say, the next hour or two, probably, but you should enjoy watching Delgaudio try to explain how these statements are the opposite of what they clearly are. [NBC Washington via Equality Loudoun]

{ 82 comments }

prestochango January 22, 2010 at 1:36 pm

Also, he is strangely curious about availability of large sized high heel shoes, because that is VERY disgusting.

Lefty Lucy January 22, 2010 at 1:39 pm

Google him for even more hijinks. This troll has been saying stupider stuff than this for years.

dijetlo January 22, 2010 at 1:42 pm

” This county is on a course of freakiness…”

Yeah Baby! Loudon county is like Mecca for people who want to get their freak on.
Stand by for Rush Limbaugh helicoptering in 3..2..1

Texan Bulldoggette January 22, 2010 at 1:42 pm

“Course of freakiness” … where do I sign up for that?! He probably goes to Thailand to have sex with children.

Monsieur Grumpe January 22, 2010 at 1:43 pm

He should flogged for the vomit colored tie he’s wearing.

Woodwards Friend January 22, 2010 at 1:43 pm

Richard A. Delgaudio, (pictured, right), of Burke, Va., who is a nationally-known Republican party fund-raiser, faced a Baltimore judge Wednesday afternoon on child porn charges.

Delgaudio — who pleaded guilty in February — faced charges for producing child pornography after paying two teenage girls to pose for sexual photos in a Baltimore hotel.

http://www.wbaltv.com/news/2153721/detail.html

The end.

Decker January 22, 2010 at 1:43 pm

Methinks the lady douche doth protest too much.

spryte January 22, 2010 at 1:43 pm

He could use a little freakiness, I think. Or just a ball-gag to shut him up.

Extemporanus January 22, 2010 at 1:44 pm

Loudoun County is down-low country.

Larry Fine January 22, 2010 at 1:47 pm

Does he know if Lady Gaga really has a penis, like has been reported on the internets?

BigDupa January 22, 2010 at 1:48 pm

[re=499524]Woodwards Friend[/re]: At least he’s not a homo.

rachelv January 22, 2010 at 1:49 pm

I’ve been to Sterling, and “on a course of freakiness” it ain’t.

Lefty Lucy January 22, 2010 at 1:49 pm

[re=499524]Woodwards Friend[/re]: But they were *girls*. Nothing freaky to see here…

BigDupa January 22, 2010 at 1:50 pm

[re=499521]dijetlo[/re]: Out with the Mosbey/Grey Ghost- in with the Rodman/Magenta Ghost!

commiegirl January 22, 2010 at 1:50 pm

More importantly, who’s the dishy Obamian reporter?

Extemporanus January 22, 2010 at 1:50 pm

[re=499523]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: “It” should also be beaten about the head with “its” dining table-sized American flag lapel pin.

Larry McAwful January 22, 2010 at 1:52 pm

The course of freakiness is already overenrolled. Looks like I might have to settle for one of the duller electives.

Monsieur Grumpe January 22, 2010 at 1:52 pm

Maybe he’s just mad because he doesn’t have the legs for a dress.

Buzz Feedback January 22, 2010 at 1:52 pm

Needs larger flag lapel pin. Jim Handly makes me immediately think of but seks. Also.

freakishlystrong January 22, 2010 at 1:52 pm

I predict a wide stance in man bathroom in this ‘phobes future.

Berkeley Bear January 22, 2010 at 1:53 pm

Please don’t lump him in with intellectually disabled people, most of whom are pretty open minded about what people wear or do. Seriously, a lot of folks with DS or autism don’t care what they wear or if they ever change their clothes, much less what anyone else wears.

He’s just an ignorant, potentially closeted cracker from crackerville, alright?

What Fresh Hell is This? January 22, 2010 at 1:53 pm

So, isn’t Richard (“Kiddie Porn”) Delgaudio the brother of Eugene Delgaudio?

Next thing we know, Republicans will be running Cosmo fold-outs for senator and denying that George Bush was President during 9/11.

SystemError January 22, 2010 at 1:54 pm

Loudoun County must be lacking in good tailors with that ill-fitting suit he’s sporting. Or maybe that’s the freakiness coming out of him?

RoscoePColtraine January 22, 2010 at 1:58 pm

I admire men who wear flag pins on their suit lapels. I really do. It tells me that the person is a decent, normal, PATRIOTIC AMERICAN, who only cares about making our country GREAT. Mr. Delgaudio has simply thrown down the gauntlet with his “Hello, my name is ____” sized flag pin. I just can’t hate the guy for this reason. And the explanation he gave for his remarks makes sense, also.

x111e7thst January 22, 2010 at 1:59 pm

[re=499538]freakishlystrong[/re]: He’ll be on his knees in a puddle of piss.

DoktorZoom January 22, 2010 at 2:00 pm

Douchegaudio would be slightly more credible if he’d claimed that he was simply saying “it” to ward off the Knights Who Say “Ni.” But only a little.

On the other hand, I can see how plenty of Real Americans would have no problem with his pronoun selection–I unsuccessfully tried to explain this to some of my students (Real Idahoans) who were seriously freaked out by a transgendered student’s restroom choice. There was no way they were going to let “it” get away with calling “itself” a “she.”

One Yield Regular January 22, 2010 at 2:00 pm

Looks like someone got an A+ in his “Course on Republican Cracker Bigotry.”

WadISay January 22, 2010 at 2:02 pm

[re=499523]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: [re=499537]Buzz Feedback[/re]: My god, that’s like a 3×5 flag lapel pin. Why does everyone with smaller pins hate America?

JMP January 22, 2010 at 2:02 pm

[re=499522]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: See, that right there is the big problem with fundie conservatives; they talk about being on the course to freakiness as if it’s somehow a bad thing instead of desireable.

weejee January 22, 2010 at 2:02 pm

A different Loudon wrote about Mr. Delgaudio – “Dead Skunk in ‘da Middle of ‘da Road.”

AxmxZ January 22, 2010 at 2:06 pm

Five bucks says his mommy breastfed him until he was seven and made him wear girls’ clothing until he was thirty.

finallyhappy January 22, 2010 at 2:07 pm

I worked in Loudoun during the election and while it is changing- it has still got a lot of dumb hicks- even ones with money and a so-called education(Liberty, Regent). We did get Loudoun to go for Obama.

RoscoePColtraine January 22, 2010 at 2:08 pm

Cowlicks are sexy.

SayItWithWookies January 22, 2010 at 2:09 pm

1998: “Congress should designate the public practice and promotion of homosexuality as a federal hate crime.”
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/northern-virginia-suburbs-adopt-anti-immigrant-ordinances

Gee, what a nice sounding fellow. And probably kinkier than the rest of Loudoun put together.

Escape Goat Nation January 22, 2010 at 2:12 pm

[re=499537]Buzz Feedback[/re]: I was all WTF? until I saw how large his flag pin was. He can’t be that bad of a guy.

ManchuCandidate January 22, 2010 at 2:13 pm

He definitely looks like the type who says “It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.”

CthuNHu January 22, 2010 at 2:15 pm

Today, we are all on a course of freakiness.

norbizness January 22, 2010 at 2:17 pm

Maybe he’s just a big Whodini fan.

Extemporanus January 22, 2010 at 2:17 pm

[re=499540]What Fresh Hell is This?[/re]: He’s also cousins with 1950s peep show impressario Al Delvideo.

[re=499549]weejee[/re]: This fucking anti-gay crusader asshole killed gay Rufus’ lovely mom, Kate, on Monday.

foulmouthed mrscreant January 22, 2010 at 2:17 pm

I live in Loudoun County and Delgaudio is a class a dumb ass motherfucker.

http://www.viddler.com/explore/DavidWeintraub/videos/2/141.554/

trondant January 22, 2010 at 2:18 pm

I think I understand this. He’s a repubtard, so he’s probably concerned that one of the assistants he hires so he can bend them over his desk after lunch may not have a cock.

Flanders January 22, 2010 at 2:19 pm

[re=499524]Woodwards Friend[/re]: HA HA HA! On the course of freakiness? Well, he would know!

RoscoePColtraine January 22, 2010 at 2:19 pm
S.Luggo January 22, 2010 at 2:20 pm

I want Scott Brown’s opinion on this. Seat him now!

Joshua Norton January 22, 2010 at 2:24 pm

I’ve come to realize that white male Repug “family values” usually consist of such things as lusting after the paper boy, cruising men’s rooms, parking in a van outside playgrounds and lounging around hotel rooms in a push-up bra and leopard panties from Fredrick’s of Hollywood.

Just take what they’re condemning other people for and imagine them doing it themselves. Because they are.

Terry January 22, 2010 at 2:39 pm

Virginia is trying to pass up Ohio and Florida as the most disfunctional…no, just plain crazy…state in the Union.

Escape Goat Nation January 22, 2010 at 2:39 pm

Scientific Fact:
GOPers can only get their little pee-pees hard if they engage in violent and illegal sex acts. This is why they try to ban everything. It gives them more options.
True story.

TeddyKGB January 22, 2010 at 2:40 pm

MOAR BIGGAR FLAG PIN

frowsy January 22, 2010 at 2:42 pm

Oh, Jesus Christ. Aaaand I’m back to not mentioning the location of my hometown.

HipHopOpotamus January 22, 2010 at 2:53 pm

It depends on what the meaning of the word ‘is’ ‘it’ is.

Tommmcatt January 22, 2010 at 2:55 pm

[re=499524]Woodwards Friend[/re]:

Ah, genius.

Tommmcatt January 22, 2010 at 2:56 pm

[re=499558]CthuNHu[/re]:

I smell a meme….

AnnieGetYourFun January 22, 2010 at 2:59 pm

[re=499539]Berkeley Bear[/re]: Please, like people with mental disabilities are retarded. “Retarded” is a special term reserved for Republicans and certain Democrats… and all Ron Paul fans.

I’m confused, though. Aren’t most crossdressers actually heterosexual? Most of the ones on Craigslist looking for girlfriends are.

Dean Booth January 22, 2010 at 3:07 pm

I took a course of freakishness once. All the pre-operation transgendered folks got an Incomplete.

PrairiePossum January 22, 2010 at 3:13 pm

Cross-dresser Rudy Guilliani is not an “it” or a freak – he’s just a plain old asshole in a dress.

teebob2000 January 22, 2010 at 3:14 pm

I WANNA BE ON A COURSE OF FREAKINESS!!!!!1111

El Pinche January 22, 2010 at 3:17 pm

In todays economy, I’d say ‘”it” accepts the job!’

DoktorZoom January 22, 2010 at 3:22 pm

[re=499561]foulmouthed mrscreant[/re]: I watched the whole thing. You need to reimburse me for a lot of lost brain cells.

Joshua Norton January 22, 2010 at 3:25 pm

[re=499605]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: Except when they’re from Boston. Then they’re retahded.

Red Zeppelin January 22, 2010 at 3:27 pm

And he is not, ummmm, gay? Not at all? Why is my gaydar all atwitter? Plz explain.

OverlySensitiveNegress January 22, 2010 at 3:32 pm

[re=499533]commiegirl[/re]: I wouldn’t mind being on a course of freakiness with John Schiffren!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74dSeyeMHUE

Tommmcatt January 22, 2010 at 3:46 pm

[re=499655]OverlySensitiveNegress[/re]:

I’m getting more of a “my team” vibe from him, though. Just sayin’.

liquiddaddy January 22, 2010 at 4:09 pm

[re=499539]Berkeley Bear[/re]: What does one call somebody with a demonstrably basement level IQ that is still capable of speaking, not crapping his pants, or masturbating in public (often), and heading up the local Republican party, if not retarded?

Not all dumb people are nice. Not all smart people are mean.

JDHART January 22, 2010 at 4:12 pm

Oh, great. I live in Leesburg, VA and you can imagine what a freak show this place is. What with all the yuppies and McMansions and people that vote the biggest homophobe they can find on to the Board of Supervisors. It’s a regular Sodom.

RoscoePColtraine January 22, 2010 at 4:23 pm

[re=499724]JDHART[/re]: I always see those McMansions on final approach into Dulles airport. In my imaginaion Chris Matthews is always inside of one making himself a sandwich.

foulmouthed mrscreant January 22, 2010 at 4:29 pm

[re=499633]DoktorZoom[/re]:
My sincere apologies.

Crankenstank January 22, 2010 at 5:43 pm

We all know God wants us to wear animal skins and free-flowing unisex robes, just like depicted in the Bible’s copious illustrations. Let’s get with the program, people, and get those satanic pantaloons off our ladies while we’re at it.

Min January 22, 2010 at 5:52 pm

I’m sure the distinction will be lost on this clown, but you don’t have to be gay to be a cross-dresser.

I’m just sayin’.

Suds McKenzie January 22, 2010 at 6:53 pm

[re=499748]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: ty for that

thefrontpage January 22, 2010 at 7:16 pm

Taking bets now on long it is before Delgaudio is caught in a public park at 2 a.m. rolling around in the bushes naked with Mark Foley, Larry Craig and Eliot Spitzer.

One Yield Regular January 22, 2010 at 7:19 pm

It’s really too bad J. Edgar Hoover isn’t still alive, so Mr. Delgaudio could take this employment and gender identity issue up with him directly.

knobwurst January 22, 2010 at 7:47 pm

If he wants attention he should wear his dress out in public.

David from Equality Loudoun January 22, 2010 at 9:18 pm

What fresh hell: Yes, they are brothers. Eugene said that the underage girl thing “just didn’t sound like Richard at all.”

New video is up, of Mr. Delgaudio’s colleagues ripping him a new one, and him having a temper tantrum: http://www.equalityloudoun.org/?p=852

Mr Blifil January 23, 2010 at 12:58 am

Mr. Sulu, chart a course for Freakiness.

CthuNHu January 23, 2010 at 1:39 am

[re=499835]Crankenstank[/re]: Sir, I will have you know that I have devoted my life to that very cause.

EdFlinstone January 23, 2010 at 1:43 pm

Cant we just come to a compromise and count em as 3/5ths of an actual person? I love the fucking flag pin because its the natural evolution of “I’m a bigger patriot becuase I wear a flag pin”, school of thought. Next it will be the double super patriot with giant pins on both lapels. Then the double lapel pin with a giant US flag belt buckle. Well fearing they could be labeled as a blame merika first liberal, look for participants in the republican presidential debate in 2020 to look like the John 3:16 guy in the crowd at the football game. Red wig, blue nose and white(and only white) body and face paint, it will complete the circle of being led rodeo clown Glenn Beck.

Oldwino January 23, 2010 at 7:49 pm

I agree- but you are insulting mentally retarded people everywhere in your discription of this idiot.

Weeping Jesus January 24, 2010 at 1:57 am

A friend of mine is a pre-op transsexual. She says she’s reluctant to have *it* removed. Now I’m wondering if she’s referring to her roommate or her man cooter. My world is all kind of topsy turvy right now, and I’m peggin’ the Freakimeter.

new complexnegro January 24, 2010 at 4:19 am

He’s a superfreak! superfreak! he’s superfreaky ya!!!

schvitzatura January 24, 2010 at 7:04 pm

Deadlines? Hyperbole? Real-life Toosies?

Turd.

snideinplainsight January 24, 2010 at 10:14 pm

See, this would all be so much simpler if my health care proposal were enacted. Under my proposal, there also is a personal mandate – boob jobs for everyone!

schvitzatura January 25, 2010 at 3:19 am

[re=499724]JDHART[/re]: Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion (LoCo Style)!

Sterling Park is still 25% or more commercial/parks/golf course/undeveloped land. Plus the douchetards that settled there ~40-50 years ago:

Construction of the homes priced $14,800 to $22,500 was completed by 1967. Sterling Park was one of the first planned communities built in eastern Loudoun County and was a popular place for government workers to settle with their families outside the city.

As these original settlers of Sterling Park enter retirement, they enjoy an increase in the value of their homes at approximately 20 times what they paid for the property: current sale price of these homes are $350,000.00–$450,000.00 and up.

Except the Messicans/Hondurans/El Salvadorans moved in en masse to build more sprawl further west and south, during the salad days between minor recessions, up until it all went to shit in Q3 2008…and that gets those fearful rabbit retiring technocrat burghers hateful and xenophobic like nothing else.

That and they were escaping the ring suburbs of DC, to get away from ascendant black middle classers, also.

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