HAHAHHAA OH MAN, HERE’S YOUR NIGHTCAP OF HORROR! Of course they did this! STAB and TWIST and KILL the hippies! “The White House Correspondents’ Association plans to announce Friday morning that Jay Leno will headline their annual pols-stars-and-reporters dinner on May 1.” Your editor’s urge to just drive the motherfuck as far away from this horrifying, sadistic federal office park territory as possible, like due North until the car falls into whatever body of water comes first, is… uh… no clue how to finish this sentence… whatever. AL QAEDA. PLEASE COCKBOMB THIS EVENT. PLEASE. AMERICA NEEDS YOU. [WP/Reliable Source]
December 5, 2013
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