Why Won’t John Edwards Ease The Suffering Of Goldman Sachs?

  rumors on the internets
  • Jets fans are second-class citizens in Obama’s tyrannical One World Nation. [Hit & Run]
  • Goldman Sachs made a disappointing five billion dollars in the fourth quarter. That’s what, maybe 20,000,000 eight balls? Heart-wrenching. [Daily Intel]
  • JESUS WEEPS: Sarah Palin is officially a 100% USDA certified organic RINO! [Hot Air]
  • The Sandinistas at the ACLU have filed a Freedom of Information Act requesting information pertaining to Predator drones (i.e. how many millions of American lives they’ve saved). This is what Communists do when they think something is unconstitutional but can’t prove it. [The Corner]
  • Barack Obama campaigned for Martha Coakley, which is why Martha Coakley got spanked so thoroughly. Now Barack Obama wants to campaign for Harry Reid. Ergo, Barack Obama must hate Harry Reid a lot. © 2010 Redstate, Inc., All Rights Reserved. [RedState]

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18 comments

  1. plowman

    Maybe they’ll send a drone over to ACLU headquarters before the ACLU can publish everything imaginable about the program…

  2. SayItWithWookies

    While I wouldn’t call Sarah a RINO — I’ll leave that up to the professionals with the precision instruments made to measure such things — the fools who think she belongs to any particular ideology are terribly mistaken. If you don’t have the brainpower to successfully extrapolate specific policies from general principles it’s impossible to behave consistently, period.

    Hell I was reading something on The Daily Caller (remember that? It pretty much attained irrelevance the moment it launched) where the commenters were all bitching about how Dubya was a progressive because he failed to have a small, non-interventionist government that balanced its budget. It made me dizzy just reading it, but it’s the same effect as the Palin thing — she and Dubya are too dumb to understand where their ideologies start and end.

    Also, we live in a nation of idiots.

  3. chascates

    Will Palin actually speak to a public gathering for McCain, Bachmann, and Perry or more likely have a closed event with no media, no non-English speakers, and Todd checking the list to make sure no unfriendly bloggers show up?

    Her ghostwriters do great on Facebook and her WSJ op-eds but Palin Live is Palin Unhinged.

  4. Mr Blifil

    As part of a plea bargain the Jets fan was sentenced to 2 weeks in Rex Ryan’s beach ball belly.

  5. Darkness

    Obama’s tyrannical One World Nation.

    So, where does this shit come from? Really. This is an honest question.

    Or is it just that to the loons out there that eating Dijon mustard on a hotdog equals empowering the fucking Illuminati?

  6. Crow T. Robot

    [re=499152]Extemporanus[/re]:

    I really wanted to comment on the story above, but Riley seemed like he could use some love.

    …what I’ve found, in my personal experience, is that I’m not a good cocaine owner. If you’ve got some, and want to share it with me, I won’t stop you, but srssly, I shouldn’t keep the stuff around. Stuff I’ll kill me.

    That being said, just seeing the phrase “”That’s what, maybe 20,000,000 eight balls?”–gets me all excited ’till I remember the death part.

  7. Beanball

    [re=499172]Darkness[/re]: Dijon mustard was invented by French’s of Kansas City, Missouri.

    USA! USA! USA!

  8. rmontcal

    I was randomly reading bits and pieces of AutoInnovation and I DO NOT WANT brighter headlamps on any cars! The ability to see at night becomes a ZERO SUM GAME when your one million candlepower headlights blind me and I swerve into a ditch.

    F you, Car Lobby, but then again, thanks for paying for free Wonkette for me. And green is my favorite color, although you aren’t fooling anyone.

  9. unprotoize

    No. No. I am not fucking doing it. I am not clicking on another The Corner link. Not today. Those ridiculous morons are not going to wrest another page view count outta me.

  10. Extemporanus

    [re=499210]Crow T. Robot[/re]: Wait…what? Cocaine?

    Major kudos on your candor, Crow, but I totally thought that Intern Riley was referring to “magic” eight balls.

    I’m more often than not gleefully knee-deep in booger sugar, but when it comes to them ink-filled VoodooNutz®, I make it a point to steer the fuck clear.

  11. Larry McAwful

    If John Edwards were the great psychic he claims to be on TV, he would have seen this scandal coming and done something to avert it. He didn’t, which is why it’s obvious that he’s a fraud.

  12. JadedDIssonance

    wow Riley, that Hot Air thingie has the most precious comments! You should feature some infighting…

  13. libwakman

    Dijon mustard is for elitist faggot commie bitch punks. A real ordinary Joe like me goes for the plain brown mans mustard in the squeeze bottle cause’ it reminds me of pumping a load out of Reagans nuts.

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