GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Cindy McCain came out in favor of gay marriage and John McCain decided it was the last straw and he committed her and they’re keeping her in a padded cell and this is what she looks like now GAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! [Rumproast]

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  • joezoo

    What did those awful Obama supporters carve into a white woman’s face this time?

  • SayItWithWookies

    I don’t know what that is, but I’m against it — definitely against it.

  • Way Cool Larry

    Is this supposed to be what Walnuts did to Cindy? I’m so confused.

  • Way Cool Larry

    those are some scary soulless eyes, btw

  • Aurelio
  • Who_Knew_2

    Big deal!

    So what if McCain’s wife’s in favor of Marriage Equality. Her husband is in the senate, he’s a repug and, he won’t do a damn thing to support this cause.

    Perhaps the duct tape isn’t necessary, nobody who counts will do anything for this Civil Right because she put it on.

    In fact, this smacks of self-aggrandizement…..

    So unlike Mrs McCain, eh?

  • chascates

    Shut up, you cunt!

  • One Yield Regular

    I’m really having a difficult time reconciling that image with my “Silence = Death” Act-Up t-shirt.

  • Red Zeppelin

    [re=498246]Way Cool Larry[/re]: For some reason that pic is getting me hot. Time for a cocktail, I think.

  • Snarkalicious

    WTF does that say on her face? No Ho Ho?

    Why do you and your robot bretheren hate Jesus/America?

  • SmutBoffin

    So, what exactly does the tape symbolize, again? That our nation’s gays are without a voice? THAT THERE WILL BE NO ORAL ‘TIL TWO LADIES CAN BE WED?

  • shortsshortsshorts


  • Rodney Badger

    What’s with the duct tape?

  • DustBowlBlues

    I don’t know what H8 is, I don’t know why her mouth is taped shut, I just don’t get this thing. Please, enlighten me. I’m old, exhausted from caring the my two colonies of bees (bitches are never grateful) and totally confused.

    PS Anxiously awaiting the women who are going to start selling stories called “the night I fucked the hot, nekkid senator”.

  • fishskicanoe

    She has the eyes of a Siberian Husky.

    Me not want.

  • El Pinche

    Why stop at the mouth?

  • JSDC007

    Next, duct tape on Walnuts’ pie hole.

  • Crank Tango

    I’d hit it, but I am afraid I’d get airbrush dust all over me. or is it photoshop cream? whatever. show us your tits like megs!

  • Extemporanus

    Cindy McCain is a total MMMPH!

  • El Pinche

    Thank god for Gaussian blur.

  • Buzz Feedback

    That’s torture.

  • sezme

    Whatever. Let’s see if she can keep that tape on for FIVE AND A HALF YEARS!

  • RoscoePColtraine

    I thought it was retarded when the anti-abortion activists went around with their mouths duct taped shut, and I think this is pretty lame, too.

    That being said, I give Cindy a polite golf clap for coming out for ghey marriage. Sure, it may be self-aggrandizing, but it lets the loons and whackos in the republican party know that there may be a few sane republicans out there.

  • Extemporanus

    [re=498246]Way Cool Larry[/re]: Turnaround…

    Every now and then I get a little bit terrified, and then I see the look in your eyes

  • HipHopOpotamus

    She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking “albino” in the form.

  • the problem child

    I think this is a coded message to Walnuts that she is not bankrolling another Senate race.

  • Rumproast

    [re=498259]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Just trying to cement the notion that our domain name is TOTALLY GAY!

  • El Pinche

    Center-right Amerikkka, meet Siberian Cindy:

  • Jim89048

    Needs more seashells.

  • Sharkey

    Is she trying to be the lead singer of Blondie?

  • Sharkey

    There is no problem that can’t be fixed with duct tape.

  • chascates

    [re=498294]El Pinche[/re]: I bet it’s been a while since John made her bark like a dog.

  • Accordion-o-rama

    Looks like John is a “Dexter” fan.

  • Extemporanus

    [re=498294]El Pinche[/re]: MUSH!

    [re=498299]Sharkey[/re]: That’s actually a picture of the new Whitey album, The Rapture.

  • S.Luggo

    I see that Cindy’s drug rehab is going well.

  • aleks

    Better than she’s looked in years!

  • Bearbloke

    Are we sure this isn’t a pic of McFail’s custom-made sex-doll?

  • El Pinche

    [re=498308]Extemporanus[/re]: Now Trollop! Now Cunt! Mush!! Heeyaah!! WHIP!!!!

  • V572625694

    [re=498247]Aurelio[/re]: That picture arouses me in a way that makes me uncomfortable with myself.

  • Extemporanus

    [re=498314]El Pinche[/re]: I can only imagine what might happen were Todd Palin to see your desecration. Hey, wait a minute, that gives me an idea…

    Anyone have Larry Flynt’s number?

  • eclecticbrotha

    How can they say “no” if you duct tape their mouths shut?

  • jagorev

    She came out in favor of gay marriage? I’ve just gained a lot of respect for Cindy McCain. That’s awesome.

  • Bearbloke


    Just wait until you see the spankin’-fresh ‘Ayla & Arianna’ sexbots McCain has ordered…
    Cunt first!

  • desertwind

    I pledge allegiance to teh geys.

  • El Pinche

    [re=498318]Extemporanus[/re]: Or dumbass Palin, she might mistaken her for a wolf and shoot her. It would be wise for Cindy to not wear furs around the Palin backwoods.

  • Oldskool

    As cynical as Cheney being against the constitutional ammendment against gay marriage they threw up in ’04 to get out the vote. “Hey, I’m against it but my party never listens to me. Boo-hoo.”

  • cashaholic

    She coulda been the First Lady! Hubbah hubbah!

  • Accordion-o-rama

    This kicks off to Cindy’s new “Just say no to oral” campaign. Given her circumstances, you gotta have some sympathy.

  • Beanball

    [re=498264]DustBowlBlues[/re]: NOH8 is the name of a pro-“same sex marriage” group.

    And yes, the duct tape image-message is confusing, but then, what isn’t in this confused and fucked-up age?

    I mean, “Tea-baggers”? Welcome to the Age of Stoopid.

  • pampl

    I don’t think Cindy’s would be the first conservative mouth I’d duct tape shut if I wanted to end H8, but it’s not a bad start.

  • aleks

    Best she’s looked in years.

  • problemwithcaring

    I should become a Republican so I can get accolades for “existing” and “not being a total and complete waste of human fucking space.”

  • Darkness

    Wait, is that Cindy or Meghan, or . . . ? I can’t keep them straight. Which one is older again the wife or the daughter?

  • ph7

    Some girls will say anything just to have Photoshop take off 20 years.

  • S.Luggo

    [re=498339]Accordion-o-rama[/re]: When what greets you when you getz home is John McAlzheimer (“Honey. Where did I leave the keys to Sopwith Camel?”), one is forced to look for alternatives.

  • Extemporanus

    [re=498332]El Pinche[/re]: I guess I was thinking more along NSFW lines like THIS, or maybe THIS.

    But if a helicopter hunting Sarah Palin snuff flick is more yer speed, well…sure, why the hell not?

    I mean really, who am I to judge?

  • Extemporanus


    I think I found Cindy’s original photo AND the image that inspired it:


    The resem/b/lance is freakin’ uncanny, amirite?!

  • schvitzatura

    Infected with a Wesker virus-variant NHOrosso8…the Umbrella Corporation’s Bio-Organic Weapons Division’s latest subject, FTW!

  • rocktonsammy

    Whats next Walnuts?

    Lock her up for 5 and a half years?

  • S.Luggo

    In all non-snarkosity, a bold statement by Cindy.

    And, Our Lord Jesus of the Saved Christians, I hope to that it causes her husband’s re-election campaign to crash and burst into orange flames.

    I’m speaking of her next hubby, newly elected US Senator Scott “Where the Girls Are” Tiny Wang.

  • S.Luggo

    Needs more Saluki eyes.
    But who am I to judge?

  • Long Form Def Certificate

    [re=498254]chascates[/re]: Who knew, after all the caterwauling of Lynne Cheney, that a Republican would take his cues from Eminemens.

    She beat me over the head with a remote control
    ’til an hole opened up & my brain fell out of my skull
    I said, “Look, bitch, what have you done?”
    She said, “Sorry, son…”
    I said, “Shut up, you cunt!”
    Grabbed my brain, put it back in my skull, sewed it shut & stuck a coupla screws in my neck

  • Escape Goat Nation

    H7: Still totally acceptable.

  • bitchincamaro

    I had sex like that with my wife once. Wow!

    Ripped my fucking beard off when the tape came off, though. Wow!

  • Mr Blifil

    “We’re gonna drill. Right here. Right now…”

  • Jim89048

    Can I get this airbrushed on velvet?

  • Lionel Hutz Esq.

    So, Brown did old fashion porn to become God Emperor of Mass. Now Cindy is going for Bondage porn? This can only mean a run for the Presidency in 2012.

  • Diana Davies

    I fooled around with duct tape last night. What a coincidence!

  • Cranky Old Batt

    I look at those cold, dead, Aryan eyes and I think, Marilyn Manson must be so jealous.

  • erectiledisfunction

    Wow … such a maverick

  • El Pinche

    [re=498357]Extemporanus[/re]: Is it wrong to feel turned on by this? Great. thanks. problem #1121 .

  • S.Luggo

    Sure. But tax, shipping and (if I might use such word, tee-hee) “handling” not included.
    Not available in Sector R.

    If out of stock, then spouse:

  • Escape Goat Nation

    Hey, did you know that song, “Poker Face” isn’t about Poker?
    It’s really about fuckin’.

  • S.Luggo

    [re=498393]Diana Davies[/re]: Michael Brown recommends SaranWrap … on the windows in case of blowback from Katrina or a terrorcyst attack.
    Duck/cover. Your preference.

    [re=498399]El Pinche[/re]: You Senator Orange Hatch?

  • La Cieca
  • sati demise

    [re=498388]Jim89048[/re]: ebay

  • stolichnayaaa

    [re=498388]Jim89048[/re]: Me too, although I want the non-cropped version where she is hoisting a broadsword and riding a polar bear.

  • stolichnayaaa

    [re=498357]Extemporanus[/re]: What’s with the couch? I tried like five jokes here but I am too shell-shocked to make with the funny.

    (seriously, what the hell is going on with that pic? What the hell is going on with my life? The internet always finds a way to make me feel like my grandmother.)

  • Diana Davies

    [re=498404]S.Luggo[/re]: Doing Saran Wrap tonight.

  • Aurelio

    [re=498316]V572625694[/re]: Ah, unwanted desire. I know the feeling. I get it every time I’m at the hardware store and I want to drink a can of paint. An nice pastel latex. But no-o.

  • Guppy06

    So… no oral for FIVE AND A HALF YEARS unless he stops voting against teh gheys quite so much?

    John McCain getting oral! How’s that for a mental image for ya?

  • Escape Goat Nation

    Kinda reminds me of the, “Eyes of Laura Mars”

  • Extemporanus

    [re=498368]S.Luggo[/re]: Dammit, and thank you for judging.

    I forgot to turn the “Saluki eyes” layer back on before saving and uploading the image. It’s fixed (spayed? haha!) now.

    [re=498399]El Pinche[/re]: I worked on a photoshoot last week that involved 11 different species of fursuit, illegal public transit infiltration, interspecies bathroom yiffing, and more.

    I found myself turned on more than once, and I’m not ashamed to admit it.

    [re=498420]stolichnayaaa[/re]: I know, right?

    I mean seriously, would it have killed them to have used a plastic slip cover?

  • lulzmonger

    This is VERY CONFUSING news for John McCain.

    Wet-Start, indeed.

    Bully for her! NO H8! You go, girl!

    Now, at long last, let’s everyone just put that silly old “Using Her Family Connections To Get Off Scot-Free After Being Caught Red-Handed Embezzling From A Third-World Charity To Feed Her Drug Habit” nonsense behind us forever! Such ancient trivia is obviously negated by a few strenuously shooped high-art monstrosities like these.

  • TGY

    When homeopathic medicine competes with Botox.

  • plowman

    [re=498284]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: Amen, and there are more on the right who don’t give a damn who/what you marry, etc., more from the ‘it ain’t the gubbment’s bidness’ angle, it’s just they have to keep it on the down-low so their buddies won’t speculate…

  • What Fresh Hell is This?

    Shhhh! She thinks it’s a diet.

  • AnnieGetYourFun

    [re=498284]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: It’d be less lame if the duct tape was actually sticking to their faces, and you knew that they would have to pull it off and suffer a bit. But it’s greased up with Vaseline and sitting on her face. Which, you know, isn’t a set up for a joke AT ALL.

    But I heard McCain himself was on-board as well. Is he not? I figured it was all for Lindsey Graham, who he wants to gay marry.

  • iolanthe

    I’d so much rather she aggrandize herself (if that’s what she’s doing) by coming out in favor of Gay Marriage, than, say, behaving like Sarah Palin or Michelle Bachmann or Michele Malkin or Ann Coulter.

    I’m sure it would be easier for both her and Meghan to just “go with the flow” and channel the usual Republican “family Values” crap about this, both in their family circle and in the public eye. I doubt that John McCain is a man who brooks disagreement gracefully, and we all know how the current Republican nuts enjoy pillorying and excommunicating anyone who doesn’t toe (yes, it’s “toe”, not “tow”) the current Batshit Party line.

    Without any hint of snark, I congratulate her and her daughter for being the *real* mavericks in that family.

    I also heard that Nancy Reagan supports gay marriage, but doesn’t feel she’s in a position to publicize that.

  • PerhapsSo

    [re=498587]iolanthe[/re]: Agreed. I met her briefly about ten years ago, and she told this story about adopting one of her kids. This was before any of the presidential campaigns, and I thought at the time that she had a lot of spunk and personality and seemed to about actual family values, not the BS that you hear about from many Republicans. Then when the 2008 campaign was going on, she turned all Stepford, and I thought that I was wrong. Now she’s up and participating in bondage exercise for the gheys, and I just want to give her a big hug.

  • clientnumber8

    I’ve seen plenty of pictures and videos of Cindy McCain and that, friends, is not Cindy McCain.

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