GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Cindy McCain came out in favor of gay marriage and John McCain decided it was the last straw and he committed her and they’re keeping her in a padded cell and this is what she looks like now GAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! [Rumproast]

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  1. Big deal!

    So what if McCain’s wife’s in favor of Marriage Equality. Her husband is in the senate, he’s a repug and, he won’t do a damn thing to support this cause.

    Perhaps the duct tape isn’t necessary, nobody who counts will do anything for this Civil Right because she put it on.

    In fact, this smacks of self-aggrandizement…..

    So unlike Mrs McCain, eh?

  2. So, what exactly does the tape symbolize, again? That our nation’s gays are without a voice? THAT THERE WILL BE NO ORAL ‘TIL TWO LADIES CAN BE WED?

  3. I don’t know what H8 is, I don’t know why her mouth is taped shut, I just don’t get this thing. Please, enlighten me. I’m old, exhausted from caring the my two colonies of bees (bitches are never grateful) and totally confused.

    PS Anxiously awaiting the women who are going to start selling stories called “the night I fucked the hot, nekkid senator”.

  4. I thought it was retarded when the anti-abortion activists went around with their mouths duct taped shut, and I think this is pretty lame, too.

    That being said, I give Cindy a polite golf clap for coming out for ghey marriage. Sure, it may be self-aggrandizing, but it lets the loons and whackos in the republican party know that there may be a few sane republicans out there.

  5. [re=498314]El Pinche[/re]: I can only imagine what might happen were Todd Palin to see your desecration. Hey, wait a minute, that gives me an idea…

    Anyone have Larry Flynt’s number?

  6. [re=498318]Extemporanus[/re]: Or dumbass Palin, she might mistaken her for a wolf and shoot her. It would be wise for Cindy to not wear furs around the Palin backwoods.

  7. As cynical as Cheney being against the constitutional ammendment against gay marriage they threw up in ’04 to get out the vote. “Hey, I’m against it but my party never listens to me. Boo-hoo.”

  8. [re=498264]DustBowlBlues[/re]: NOH8 is the name of a pro-“same sex marriage” group.

    And yes, the duct tape image-message is confusing, but then, what isn’t in this confused and fucked-up age?

    I mean, “Tea-baggers”? Welcome to the Age of Stoopid.

  9. I should become a Republican so I can get accolades for “existing” and “not being a total and complete waste of human fucking space.”

  10. [re=498339]Accordion-o-rama[/re]: When what greets you when you getz home is John McAlzheimer (“Honey. Where did I leave the keys to Sopwith Camel?”), one is forced to look for alternatives.

  11. [re=498332]El Pinche[/re]: I guess I was thinking more along NSFW lines like THIS, or maybe THIS.

    But if a helicopter hunting Sarah Palin snuff flick is more yer speed, well…sure, why the hell not?

    I mean really, who am I to judge?

  12. In all non-snarkosity, a bold statement by Cindy.

    And, Our Lord Jesus of the Saved Christians, I hope to that it causes her husband’s re-election campaign to crash and burst into orange flames.

    I’m speaking of her next hubby, newly elected US Senator Scott “Where the Girls Are” Tiny Wang.

  13. [re=498254]chascates[/re]: Who knew, after all the caterwauling of Lynne Cheney, that a Republican would take his cues from Eminemens.

    She beat me over the head with a remote control
    ’til an hole opened up & my brain fell out of my skull
    I said, “Look, bitch, what have you done?”
    She said, “Sorry, son…”
    I said, “Shut up, you cunt!”
    Grabbed my brain, put it back in my skull, sewed it shut & stuck a coupla screws in my neck

  14. So, Brown did old fashion porn to become God Emperor of Mass. Now Cindy is going for Bondage porn? This can only mean a run for the Presidency in 2012.

  15. [re=498393]Diana Davies[/re]: Michael Brown recommends SaranWrap … on the windows in case of blowback from Katrina or a terrorcyst attack.
    Duck/cover. Your preference.

    [re=498399]El Pinche[/re]: You Senator Orange Hatch?

  16. [re=498357]Extemporanus[/re]: What’s with the couch? I tried like five jokes here but I am too shell-shocked to make with the funny.

    (seriously, what the hell is going on with that pic? What the hell is going on with my life? The internet always finds a way to make me feel like my grandmother.)

  17. [re=498316]V572625694[/re]: Ah, unwanted desire. I know the feeling. I get it every time I’m at the hardware store and I want to drink a can of paint. An nice pastel latex. But no-o.

  18. So… no oral for FIVE AND A HALF YEARS unless he stops voting against teh gheys quite so much?

    John McCain getting oral! How’s that for a mental image for ya?

  19. [re=498368]S.Luggo[/re]: Dammit, and thank you for judging.

    I forgot to turn the “Saluki eyes” layer back on before saving and uploading the image. It’s fixed (spayed? haha!) now.

    [re=498399]El Pinche[/re]: I worked on a photoshoot last week that involved 11 different species of fursuit, illegal public transit infiltration, interspecies bathroom yiffing, and more.

    I found myself turned on more than once, and I’m not ashamed to admit it.

    [re=498420]stolichnayaaa[/re]: I know, right?

    I mean seriously, would it have killed them to have used a plastic slip cover?

  20. This is VERY CONFUSING news for John McCain.

    Wet-Start, indeed.

    Bully for her! NO H8! You go, girl!

    Now, at long last, let’s everyone just put that silly old “Using Her Family Connections To Get Off Scot-Free After Being Caught Red-Handed Embezzling From A Third-World Charity To Feed Her Drug Habit” nonsense behind us forever! Such ancient trivia is obviously negated by a few strenuously shooped high-art monstrosities like these.

  21. [re=498284]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: Amen, and there are more on the right who don’t give a damn who/what you marry, etc., more from the ‘it ain’t the gubbment’s bidness’ angle, it’s just they have to keep it on the down-low so their buddies won’t speculate…

  22. [re=498284]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: It’d be less lame if the duct tape was actually sticking to their faces, and you knew that they would have to pull it off and suffer a bit. But it’s greased up with Vaseline and sitting on her face. Which, you know, isn’t a set up for a joke AT ALL.

    But I heard McCain himself was on-board as well. Is he not? I figured it was all for Lindsey Graham, who he wants to gay marry.

  23. I’d so much rather she aggrandize herself (if that’s what she’s doing) by coming out in favor of Gay Marriage, than, say, behaving like Sarah Palin or Michelle Bachmann or Michele Malkin or Ann Coulter.

    I’m sure it would be easier for both her and Meghan to just “go with the flow” and channel the usual Republican “family Values” crap about this, both in their family circle and in the public eye. I doubt that John McCain is a man who brooks disagreement gracefully, and we all know how the current Republican nuts enjoy pillorying and excommunicating anyone who doesn’t toe (yes, it’s “toe”, not “tow”) the current Batshit Party line.

    Without any hint of snark, I congratulate her and her daughter for being the *real* mavericks in that family.

    I also heard that Nancy Reagan supports gay marriage, but doesn’t feel she’s in a position to publicize that.

  24. [re=498587]iolanthe[/re]: Agreed. I met her briefly about ten years ago, and she told this story about adopting one of her kids. This was before any of the presidential campaigns, and I thought at the time that she had a lot of spunk and personality and seemed to about actual family values, not the BS that you hear about from many Republicans. Then when the 2008 campaign was going on, she turned all Stepford, and I thought that I was wrong. Now she’s up and participating in bondage exercise for the gheys, and I just want to give her a big hug.

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