THE INTERNET IS JUST GROSS: “‘I had 1,058 requests this morning – mostly from men,’ [Ayla Brown] chuckled. ‘Not really sure if I’m going to be responding to any of them.’” We’re guessing that’s an initial 500 from “Jonah Goldberg,” the next 500 from “Swear To God I Am Not Jonah Goldberg,” and 58 from “I Bet I Can Reach 1,060 Before The Cops Show Up…” (Yeah we know this is really the only “story” we’re posting about today, and that’s because it’s stupid and escapist and fun and beats getting all angry about how everyone is so angry right now.) [Boston Herald]
REVELATIONS 5:17 pm January 20, 2010
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How long until she appears on the view with Bristol Palin?
Is there a price list for services? How about a small boob discount? And if talks about Idol at all, I would drop in her the next block.
Shudder to think how many right-wing spankatoriums are being soiled today because of this.
A guy that pimps his own daughters. What else would he do?
Alt-text winner. But no one told Ole Scott Brown to ask everyone to fuck his kids. You reap what you sow.
Levi Johnston looks classier now.
Reposted from the ass-end of an earlier thread, for Jonah Goldberg’s fap[ping] pleasure, Wonkette’s nightmarish blingee fodder, and whatnot:
Senatorfold Brown’s unsettling homage to Aphex Twin
You’re welcome, J-Go!
(And don’t forget to save some Kraft Miracle Lotion® for K-Lo this time—you know how she gets!)
How many whore diamonds will it take, Ayla?
LOL as if 1058 requests is a lot. I know Myspace whores with more hits.
[re=498241]magic titty[/re]: The terrifying alt-text conjures visions of what the unholy toxic spawn of a Jon Corzine/Chris Christie ghey governor marriage might look like.
[re=498265]Extemporanus[/re]:
♪♫♪
GIRLS WHO ARE BOYS
WHO LIKE BOYS TO BE GIRLS
WHO DO BOYS LIKE THEY’RE GIRLS
WHO DO GIRLS LIKE THEY’RE BOYS
ALWAYS SHOULD BE SOMEONE YOU REALLY LOVE
♪♪♫
I bet they are hiding the dead intern in their internet induced seashells
He wonders why his heterosexual, basketball-playing daughter can’t find a boyfriend. All of her female friends who sleepover in her room agreee that she is very attractive.
Come one, at least five or ten of those have to be from Harold Ford.
& Ayla really should call him. Fellow society doyen Julia Allison gives HFJ only the highest marks. Ayla & Harry, match made in Loving v. VA.
“‘I had 1,058 requests this morning – mostly from men,’ [Ayla Brown] chuckled.”
And you know that how, Miss Islamo-Name Jiganto-Thighs?
http://www.dlcache.indiatimes.com/imageserve/0asHgan5p17Ko/x160.jpg
Next stop: the women’s professional golf tour. But I mean that in a good way.
I’m honestly surprised it wasn’t a lot more. Isn’t anyone paying attention to Mass. Politics?
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