Will the Brown family ever put an end to this expensive, meaningless War on Clothes it has been waging for 30 years? [Animal NY]
MEET THE NEW KENNEDYS NAKEDER THAN THE OLD KENNEDYS 3:36 pm January 20, 2010
FOUND: A Picture Of Scott Brown Wearing Clothes!
Hola wonkerados.
To improve site performance, we did a thing. It could be up to three minutes before your comment appears. DON'T KEEP RETRYING, OKAY?
Also, if you are a new commenter, your comment may never appear. This is probably because we hate you.
Previous post: Hooray, John McCain Would Like To Chime In!
Next post: Selfish White House Now Passing Blame Onto Innocent Animals
blog advertising is good for you
{ 114 comments }
I bid 3 goats for the one on the left.
E.w.
Who cares about Brown, who are the two hot protein receptors?
I assume some enterprising Wonketteers have been combing MySpace and FB for more party pics.
Because you KNOW they exist.
This is a still from one his home videos title “Daddy Sandwich 2: Lick my Mustard”
Nothing says classy like clam-shell titty covers.
Incest is a Amurikun tradition. Also biblically sort of OK.
Let the deep background research into Scott Brown’s private life a little peccadillos begin. (*Raises arm in benediction*)
[re=498072]El Pinche[/re]: You don’t recognize his sweet, innocent daughters? Where are the damn sex tapes?
ummmm….nice kitchen?
Please tell me those are not his daughters because, um, middle American values? Like Daddy with the nymphettes?
The Palin kids win the best breasts contest though.
The girl is literally his oyster.
Which one is the available one again?
Is anyone else getting a really creepy vibe from Brown? No snark here, but seriously I am starting to wonder if this one should be/is going to be on a sex offender registry.
The Von Stupp sisters.
Next stop: back of the pick-up.
Those clam shells kinda cover too much of the “money shot,” do they not? If you like that sort of thing.
How much for the leetle girls?
– Jake Blues
How long before Beck is proven right?
The look at the picture, then realizing that those are his daughters, provided one of my fastest turns from “Whoa!” to “Ew ew ew” since that Michelle Malkin ad was up on the sidebar.
And I thought the Bush twins were a couple of sluts.
The one on the right kinda has a dude face and they both sit on the Itty Bitty Titty Committee, but I’d hit it.
All of a sudden I’m thinking about dropping out of high school and becoming a semi-pro hockey player.
[re=498088]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: Do those things hurt went the nippies go all swollen and erect? Just asking?
I didn’t think it was possible, but I now feel like Dolly Parton.
Hate the winner, love the sisters.
When Michelle Malkin sees those granite countertops, she is going to PLOTZ!
You see, he is a East-coast liberal after all! A REAL American would have posed with his daughters wearing burlap sacks.
Incidentally, which is more embarrassing? Your Dad pimping you out in an acceptance speech, or your ‘friend’ sharing a picture of you in clamshell bikini? Vote now by texting 55555 with the word ‘PIMP’ or ‘BIKINI’! Text messages cost 50c, service provider charges may apply.. Thank you for playing American Shame Idol.
I wonder if there’s a clam on the bottom part of the bikini.
i don’t know. this guy’s really starting to creep me the f. out.. .. Im getting a serious SherryBaby vibe.
Okay, so the Republican’s “American Values” sales pitch didn’t work. Is “moderation” not an option?
Man is way too proud of his daughters, he is too proud of them for the wrong reason, he is like a pimp, “look at these hot pieces of ass, whoo hoo, thats my daughters, ain’t they sexy in their string bikinis?” Did the same thing last night, “look guys, you’d hit these, amIright?” Is very pervy man, this Scott Brown. Like, Tiger?
The only excuse for that photo would be if they were getting ready for a Jimmy Buffett concert.
Scott Brown ain’t got NO PANTS ON!
He got a TINY PINK COCKTAIL UMBRELLA over his COOCOO NUTZ & PEE-PEE1!
OMGBIGLOVEOMGMICROPENISOMG!!1
[re=498082]house of the blue lights[/re]: The Browns have the good old-fashioned American family values of The Mamas and the Papas.
Is it just me, or do the girls, particularly the shorter one, look quite a bit, um, smaller than in more recent pictures? Someone might have gotten a pair of silicon devices for her birthday.
[re=498098]doxastic[/re]: Thats just rental condo chintzy shit.
Obviously not a current pic, as evidenced by the decided difference in size of sweater puppies from last night’s performance. This is almost like kiddie porn.
This guy could be the biggest asshole in the long history of Republican assholes but dudes, my fellow libruls, one goofy snapshot from a family vacation does not make the guy a pedophile. Besides, he stubbed Barry’s toe! Isn’t that reason enough to hate him?
I think everyone can agree this family photo is much more pleasing than the Huckebee family photo with the fatness and the matchy matchy clothes.
Yo, Xena and Gabrielle;
http://n2.nabble.com/file/n3157441/Xena%252520%2526%252520Gabrielle.jpg
[re=498089]FMA[/re]: SIR! SIR!
‘ . . daddy use to touch us in our swimsuit parts ‘
And Republicans don’t believe in evolution — from Huckabee Chunky-Hunkies to Scotty’s Hotties?
[re=498100]Sharkey[/re]: There’s an eyepatch. Wait for it to up for auction on EBay as Scott attempts to pay down his campaign debt.
So that’s what Senator Centerfold means when he says “family values” ifyouknowwhatimeanandithinkyoudo.
Girls Gone Wild! it ain’t. But then, we don’t gotta pay no $19.95 to look at this right?
On a more serious note, there are the Bush daughters, the Cheney daughters, the Palin daughters, the Brown daughters, the Clintons’ daughter, the Obama daughters. Are any of our politicians having sons? Science needs to investigate!
(Oh wait, just remember Palin has sons too. But she’s no longer a politician, so my argument stands.)
I’m not trying to finger-wag like a humorless church lady, but shouldn’t a dad look a little more mortified? Mine would be furious, and he’s a pinko-communist.
Wearing a shirt is a good start, but isn’t “clothes” plural?
[re=498116]Paterlanger[/re]: You haven’t been around here long, have you? Try this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Denby_%28film_critic%29#Books
Remember, this will end in a Dead Intern. Thus Spake Beckathustra.
[re=498139]iwillsavethispatient[/re]: The Bidens had babies with penises.
[re=498140]doxastic[/re]: Yeah, with pics like that one and this one:
http://www.aylabrown.com/gallery/albums/2-11-07/normal_posin__with_Dad%21.jpg
Pictures with parents shouldn’t look like prom pics.
What are those chicks doing wearing shell bras when everyone knows shell bras are for men only? Are they gay or something?
[re=498116]Paterlanger[/re]: We’re not calling him a pedo. We’re implying he’s an incestuous freak with his daughters. Huge diff.
Incidentally, this seemed like prime blingee material, but no one has taken a shot.
I hear all kinds of Ween music when I gaze upon that pic.
That’s a mighty big ring for someone available. http://www.flickr.com/photos/mglfrps/3235847236/
I’m sure there’s more creepiness her: http://www.flickr.com/photos/statesenatorscottbrown/
Oooh, like this. http://www.flickr.com/photos/statesenatorscottbrown/3901555006/
Joe Simpson anyone?
The one on the left could lose a couple pounds. Sister is looking good.
[re=498111]Prommie[/re]: So, yeah…aimed right at the sweetspot for her level of taste and sophistication.
[re=498160]bitchincamaro[/re]: Duhduh, duh duh duh duh duh, duhduh…AIDS…Duhduh, duh duh duh duh duh, duhduh…HIV.
Its not what you think, they were rehearsing for “South Pacific”. There is nothing like a dame….
THEY ARE MERMAIDS!
The breasts may have gotten larger, but the reality TV star’s face seems to have gotten harsher. Or is nobody allowed to have decent self portraits on their Geocities fansite?
[re=498135]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: Is it wrong that I’m thinking of Dad Takes a Fishing Trip (by joe gage) when looking at this picture?
Is that one on the left as tall as she looks, or are Scott and the other one just really short? Because if so, god damn.
Which one is the famous TV star? Because if they’re “both available” I’d prefer not to get Simon Cowell’s sloppy seconds.
10 simple rules for fucking my Daughters.
I blush now every time I see the current Wonkette header at the top of the page, with all the nakedness up there these days. What happened to the proud, gray lady that was Wonkette, when the only thing that made my cheeks burn were the filthy comments?
[re=498100]Sharkey[/re]: One Bearded, One Shaved…
[re=498160]bitchincamaro[/re]: Ween? I hear Prince, mate!
[re=498139]iwillsavethispatient[/re]: Perhaps Brown has followed Mitten’s Mormon-polygamous method, and driven all the young males away so he can have the fertile girls to himself…
PRAY FOR SENATOR-ELECT BROWN: GENESIS 19:32-35
[re=498159]Gopherit[/re]: Maybe http://i841.photobucket.com/albums/zz333/Extemporanus/brownkini.jpg will inspire some blingee action.
[re=498079]WadISay[/re]: One asks oneself, where the fuck was this shit when he was running for office? At the very least, couldn’t this have been on the Daily Show?
Correct me if I’m wrong, but Harold Ford went to the Playboy party at the Superbowl, and he was turned into a negro Caligula by the Republics. How many times do we of the wonkeratti have to tell the fucking Democrats to grow a pair? The gloves have been on the Democrats for so many years that they don’t know they can come off.
BTW–Another prediction. When I looked into my crystal ball, I not only saw a sex scandal in not-quite-President Brown’s future, I see the Republics deciding this is proof that they have to go teabagging, Michele Bachman crazy. I broke down and turned on Chrissy today, and all he could talk about was how the Independents of Mass, who always vote Democratic, voted for Scott and now they’re all Republics. How soon until Brown scares the voters of Massachusetts shitless–like Jesse Ventura and Minnesota.
Wait until Rick Perry secedes from the union AND beats Kay BH for president of Texas.
Excuse me, are those ‘sea’ shells you’re wearing? Or perhaps ‘bee’ shells?
[re=498222]Extemporanus[/re]: The image is nearly as disturbing as the HTMLFAIL.
[re=498228]Extemporanus[/re]: The Demons of HTMLfail are strong, but our SNARK is stronger!
THE POWER OF WONKETTE COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF WONKETTE COMPELS YOU!
PRAY FOR SENATOR-ELECT BROWN!!: GENESIS 19:32-35
[re=498211]PlanetWingnuta[/re]: re: “Dad takes a fishing trip”… I’d hit it, mate…
[re=498223]DustBowlBlues[/re]: “One asks oneself, where the fuck was this shit when he was running for office?”
Thank you. My thought exactly. NOW this stuff comes out?
There’s some skullduggery goin’ on.
[re=498140]doxastic[/re]: Our daughters would never do that: One, we raised them to be modest and; two, they don’t have the bodies for it.
But even when they did, the girls never, ever went out in public looking like that. Not that we’re modest, but the oldest girl was about 30 the first time she saw her dad undressed–that is, his feet were bare but he got very embarrassed and put his socks on.
Okay, liberal pinkos might take it a bit far, but damn, wingers are okay on nekkid families and fake boobies.
I just don’t get it.
I feel like, based on yesterday’s victory speech/daughter auction and some of these pictures is that Papa Brown has a Joe Simpson-like thing for that Alya, whom he spent quite some time praising on live national TV while glossing over the other daughter. But frankly, she seems to have a thing for him too. And oh yes, “ew.”
I’ll pay a couple of clams for the one on the left…
How long ’till he figures out he ain’t the father of the little one?
WFT! I know he said something stupid – but you really shouldn’t take it out on his daughters. I know Chelsea was off limits and so are Obama’s kids. Even the Bush twins were hands off until they started with the public intoxication, but his kids are younger, and if or until they bring the brunt of media ridicule on themselves by sleeping Joe Biden – you should leave them alone.
hey, the tall one has a twitter machine!
http://twitter.com/aylabrown/
[re=498104]Prommie[/re]: Win! I couldnt’ figure out why the picture creeped me out and you ‘splained it perfectly.
[re=498303]TexasSecessionist[/re]: Yeah, read into this what you will, but Jan 18 Ms. Brown posted:
“thank you guys for your kind words. as a family we are all so excited!”
Then went silent for 24 hours…..
[re=498287]loudensspam[/re]: Umm, the one was American Idol. She deserves everything she gets.
As Phil Ken Sebben once said:
“Boob-job, nose-job aaaand ass-job!”
[re=498092]germansteel[/re]: Let’s face it. It hasn’t been the same in Washington since Jenna and the other one stopped pulling trains. The Brown girls will bring the fun back to D.C.
IN THE NAME OF ALLAH, THE MERCIFUL, THE JUST:
http://bln.gs/b/1r5gex
AMEEN.
Wait, sales brochures like this one and he STILL hasn’t managed to sell these girls?
IT IS A “BLINGEE”
Aren’t they a little old for the Tiki Room?
Have they even vetted this guy yet?
[re=498104]Prommie[/re]: Exactly, about how you articulated what is so, so wrong with his comments last night. What makes this picture especially creepy is that you know the mom took it. Just gross.
[re=498239]Bearbloke[/re]: The NLT version is slightly easier to understand.
Executive summary: Wincest!
32 “Come, let’s get him drunk with wine, and then we will have sex with him. That way we will preserve our family line through our father.”
33 So that night they got him drunk with wine, and the older daughter went in and had intercourse with her father. He was unaware of her lying down or getting up again.
34 The next morning the older daughter said to her younger sister, “I had sex with our father last night. Let’s get him drunk with wine again tonight, and you go in and have sex with him. That way we will preserve our family line through our father.”
35 So that night they got him drunk with wine again, and the younger daughter went in and had intercourse with him. As before, he was unaware of her lying down or getting up again.
[re=498349]THE PROPHET MUHAMMED PBUH[/re]: Allah, fucking, Akhbar.
I’m glad you are trying to protect our newest Senator from having to honor kill his daughters. What are their names? Shelly and Leah?
I read all the comments, laughed my ass off, and went and looked at the picture again. I’ve avoided any news commentary since 9 EST last night. I don’t know much about this Brown Boy except what I’ve read on Wonkette, which is the only place I can stand to get my news anymore without crying. But if this didn’t look like some benign Hilton Head beach rental condo in the background, it would be perverse – like an Ensign in a hawaiian shirt with two titty tostadas too young for him. Are these really his daughters? And her singing website totally looks like an escort ad? Is this guy for real? And he just won a senatorial election? I go to cry in my beer now.
[re=498287]loudensspam[/re]: Fuck you for being so retarded. First off, the American Idol one is the very definition of famewhore. Second, those bitches criticized the woman who could’ve been the first female Senator from Massachusetts for being a sexist liar, despite their father having tried to let religious doctors refuse to give birth control to rape victims in emergency rooms. Third, they’re both well over the age of 18 and actively participated in their father’s political campaign–so they’re fair game. Fourth, and back to their sneaky little sexism attack on Coakley: a woman who posed nude in a magazine would never have been able to have a political career like Naked Scott Brown.
In conclusion, fuck those whores and the dick they rode in on, their father’s.
PS- Scott, if you decide to read inappropriate comments to high schoolers again, please put a dramatic pause between “rode in on” and “their father’s”. Kthxbai!
Thanks, Massachusetts. Again.
Scott Brown is Sookie Stackhouse’s father?
A massawhosetts delicacy: clams on the small shell. mmmm!
Now those are candidates we can all get behind!
Wokka, wokka, wokka!!!
[re=498244]Bearbloke[/re]: I would hit it too…i’m ashamed i have the hots for a guy who would deny me my healthcare and rights as a citizen…but oh well ..fap fap fap away…
[re=498139]iwillsavethispatient[/re]: Beau Biden!!!
[re=498146]JMP[/re]: Snark, you say? Hmm. Well, I’ll try to pay closer attention to these comments…maybe get a better feel for this “snark” style. Thanks for the Wiki link.
Scott Brown reminds me of that closing scene in Chinatown when that monstrous character played by John Huston (Noah Cross) tries to comfort his granddaughter/daughter after the character played by Faye Dunaway (Evelyn Cross) is dead and slumped over the steering wheel of the car, saying, “Lord, Lord.” Translation? “I poked my daughter, your mother. Now it’s your turn.”
Scotty Brown represents what could easily happen in November, namely, the American people are going to welcome Rethuglican politicians, all played by John Huston, back into their lives for another round of incest.
“Forget it, Jake. It’s Chinatown.
“Here we know that Massachusetts will be green and bright”….sunshine by the day and all the stars at night.” – Bing Crosby
Is that a pistol in his pocket?
Honestly, now, Wonketteers! If you had a daughter or daughters, would you want them learning about the sweet mysteries of love from some stranger?
Scott Brown had a 3 way and the “Liberal” media is covering the John Edwards story?
I bid 2 chickens and an oil change for the one on the right.
[re=498078]Ducksworthy[/re]: Incest ain’t so bad so long as you keep it in the family.
He’s probably not the “do as I say not as I do” type?
There was a time when one could have described the Brown grrrls as “comely,” but now that sounds sort of pervy. This comment brought to you by Siemens, plural of Siemen, which involves windmills, also.
Also, if I sought “Siemens answers at work,” I’d probably get fired.
I’m just gonna keep coming back to this pictire until that one of the Palin lady goes away.
Comments on this entry are closed.