FOUND: A Picture Of Scott Brown Wearing Clothes!

[re=498089]FMA[/re]: SIR! SIR!

And Republicans don’t believe in evolution — from Huckabee Chunky-Hunkies to Scotty’s Hotties?

So that’s what Senator Centerfold means when he says “family values” ifyouknowwhatimeanandithinkyoudo.

On a more serious note, there are the Bush daughters, the Cheney daughters, the Palin daughters, the Brown daughters, the Clintons’ daughter, the Obama daughters. Are any of our politicians having sons? Science needs to investigate!

(Oh wait, just remember Palin has sons too. But she’s no longer a politician, so my argument stands.)

Wearing a shirt is a good start, but isn’t “clothes” plural?

Remember, this will end in a Dead Intern. Thus Spake Beckathustra.

[re=498140]doxastic[/re]: Yeah, with pics like that one and this one:

http://www.aylabrown.com/gallery/albums/2-11-07/normal_posin__with_Dad%21.jpg

Pictures with parents shouldn’t look like prom pics.

[re=498116]Paterlanger[/re]: We’re not calling him a pedo. We’re implying he’s an incestuous freak with his daughters. Huge diff.

I hear all kinds of Ween music when I gaze upon that pic.

Joe Simpson anyone?

[re=498111]Prommie[/re]: So, yeah…aimed right at the sweetspot for her level of taste and sophistication.

[re=498160]bitchincamaro[/re]: Duhduh, duh duh duh duh duh, duhduh…AIDS…Duhduh, duh duh duh duh duh, duhduh…HIV.

THEY ARE MERMAIDS!

[re=498135]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: Is it wrong that I’m thinking of Dad Takes a Fishing Trip (by joe gage) when looking at this picture?

10 simple rules for fucking my Daughters.

[re=498100]Sharkey[/re]: One Bearded, One Shaved…

[re=498160]bitchincamaro[/re]: Ween? I hear Prince, mate!

[re=498139]iwillsavethispatient[/re]: Perhaps Brown has followed Mitten’s Mormon-polygamous method, and driven all the young males away so he can have the fertile girls to himself…

PRAY FOR SENATOR-ELECT BROWN: GENESIS 19:32-35

[re=498079]WadISay[/re]: One asks oneself, where the fuck was this shit when he was running for office? At the very least, couldn’t this have been on the Daily Show?

Correct me if I’m wrong, but Harold Ford went to the Playboy party at the Superbowl, and he was turned into a negro Caligula by the Republics. How many times do we of the wonkeratti have to tell the fucking Democrats to grow a pair? The gloves have been on the Democrats for so many years that they don’t know they can come off.

BTW–Another prediction. When I looked into my crystal ball, I not only saw a sex scandal in not-quite-President Brown’s future, I see the Republics deciding this is proof that they have to go teabagging, Michele Bachman crazy. I broke down and turned on Chrissy today, and all he could talk about was how the Independents of Mass, who always vote Democratic, voted for Scott and now they’re all Republics. How soon until Brown scares the voters of Massachusetts shitless–like Jesse Ventura and Minnesota.

Wait until Rick Perry secedes from the union AND beats Kay BH for president of Texas.

[re=498222]Extemporanus[/re]: The image is nearly as disturbing as the HTMLFAIL.

[re=498211]PlanetWingnuta[/re]: re: “Dad takes a fishing trip”… I’d hit it, mate…

[re=498140]doxastic[/re]: Our daughters would never do that: One, we raised them to be modest and; two, they don’t have the bodies for it.

But even when they did, the girls never, ever went out in public looking like that. Not that we’re modest, but the oldest girl was about 30 the first time she saw her dad undressed–that is, his feet were bare but he got very embarrassed and put his socks on.

Okay, liberal pinkos might take it a bit far, but damn, wingers are okay on nekkid families and fake boobies.

I just don’t get it.

I’ll pay a couple of clams for the one on the left…

WFT! I know he said something stupid – but you really shouldn’t take it out on his daughters. I know Chelsea was off limits and so are Obama’s kids. Even the Bush twins were hands off until they started with the public intoxication, but his kids are younger, and if or until they bring the brunt of media ridicule on themselves by sleeping Joe Biden – you should leave them alone.

[re=498104]Prommie[/re]: Win! I couldnt’ figure out why the picture creeped me out and you ‘splained it perfectly.

[re=498287]loudensspam[/re]: Umm, the one was American Idol. She deserves everything she gets.

[re=498092]germansteel[/re]: Let’s face it. It hasn’t been the same in Washington since Jenna and the other one stopped pulling trains. The Brown girls will bring the fun back to D.C.

Wait, sales brochures like this one and he STILL hasn’t managed to sell these girls?

Aren’t they a little old for the Tiki Room?

[re=498104]Prommie[/re]: Exactly, about how you articulated what is so, so wrong with his comments last night. What makes this picture especially creepy is that you know the mom took it. Just gross.

[re=498349]THE PROPHET MUHAMMED PBUH[/re]: Allah, fucking, Akhbar.
I’m glad you are trying to protect our newest Senator from having to honor kill his daughters. What are their names? Shelly and Leah?

[re=498287]loudensspam[/re]: Fuck you for being so retarded. First off, the American Idol one is the very definition of famewhore. Second, those bitches criticized the woman who could’ve been the first female Senator from Massachusetts for being a sexist liar, despite their father having tried to let religious doctors refuse to give birth control to rape victims in emergency rooms. Third, they’re both well over the age of 18 and actively participated in their father’s political campaign–so they’re fair game. Fourth, and back to their sneaky little sexism attack on Coakley: a woman who posed nude in a magazine would never have been able to have a political career like Naked Scott Brown.

In conclusion, fuck those whores and the dick they rode in on, their father’s.

PS- Scott, if you decide to read inappropriate comments to high schoolers again, please put a dramatic pause between “rode in on” and “their father’s”. Kthxbai!

Scott Brown is Sookie Stackhouse’s father?

Now those are candidates we can all get behind!

Wokka, wokka, wokka!!!

[re=498139]iwillsavethispatient[/re]: Beau Biden!!!

Scott Brown reminds me of that closing scene in Chinatown when that monstrous character played by John Huston (Noah Cross) tries to comfort his granddaughter/daughter after the character played by Faye Dunaway (Evelyn Cross) is dead and slumped over the steering wheel of the car, saying, “Lord, Lord.” Translation? “I poked my daughter, your mother. Now it’s your turn.”

Scotty Brown represents what could easily happen in November, namely, the American people are going to welcome Rethuglican politicians, all played by John Huston, back into their lives for another round of incest.

“Forget it, Jake. It’s Chinatown.

Is that a pistol in his pocket?

Scott Brown had a 3 way and the “Liberal” media is covering the John Edwards story?

I bid 2 chickens and an oil change for the one on the right.

He’s probably not the “do as I say not as I do” type?

Also, if I sought “Siemens answers at work,” I’d probably get fired.