Oh looky here, John McCain, for the first time ever, is squeezing himself into a situation that doesn’t involve him at all. My friends, let this man sit down! Fill out my form to buy Scott Brown a stool! He has been standing for so long and must sit. He must be seated LITERALLY RIGHT NOW IN THE SENATE! 100% of Americans want Scott Brown to elect himself president and take the Oval Office by about oh say 4:30 p.m. tomorrow, but first he must sit in the Senate — in any chair whatsoever within the physical Senate chamber — for a few minutes! AMERICA NEEDS THIS. [Cuntry First PAC]

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  1. Let’s measure McCain’s enthusiasm for the actual process outside of partisanship, shall we? We’ll take his eagerness to have Brown seated — that’s 100% — and divide it by his eagerness to seat Al Franken and we get — oops, that’s a divide-by-zero error.
    Sorry Little John — you fail. But you might get a bonus point if you can advertise your daughter’s availability in a more vulgar way than your future colleague.

  2. Typical Walnuts– runs into some situation with guns blazing without bothering to even do a search on Google to see that the rules clearly say that Brown has to wait at least 13 days. God only knows the wars he would have started as President just because he failed to look at a map and see that France isn’t in between Iran and Iraq

  3. [re=497996]pondscum[/re]: Yeah, that was my question. Teh Noose this morning said that the MA Sec of State would certify the election results as soon as possible. The Dems have been absolutely fucking stupid since January 21, 2009, but even they are not dumb enough to try to pull a stunt like that.

    I guess WALNUTS! is trying to stay relevant now that Brown is Preznit of Massachusetts.

  4. Is it just my wishful thinking, or is Scott Brown just another big old sex scandal waiting to happen?

    Why do I think this? His giant ego, my friends, his ego. It fucks men up every time. He already had the attitude and now he’s the biggest deal in American politics. To Teabagging Republics, Brown’s shit doesn’t even stink. And unlike most pols, he isn’t ugly, except we don’t know if he still looks good nekkid. But I’ll bet some lucky lady whose last name isn’t Brown is fixin’ to find out.

    My theory will be confirmed if there is any connection between him, the Fellowship, and the Fuck street house.

    Would I be wrong to pray that he’s fucking a boy?

  5. Yes John; how dare the Democrats abuse arcane procedural rules in order to push for their own partisan advantage. Only Republicans are supposed to be allowed to do that.

  6. [re=497996]pondscum[/re]: Only pesky things like the MA state constitution, and the time required for the election board to certify results. Nevertheless, given its current tack, MA may soon be fully unencumbered by such bothersome things as a constitution or a Commonwealth, and head back to jolly old days of being a colony of Wasilla.

  7. I think it’s time for a good old fashion civil war.
    Split the country in half. Stupid Republicans can have the right half of the Country.
    Smart people can have the left. You travel at your own peril.

  8. obviously the typically camera shy mccain, will now be forced to give dozens of interviews to make sure that the injustice of a wingnut having to follow basic rules does not go unnoticed.
    the media will be frothing at the mouth over this manufactured outrage any minute now.

    seriously, how much more stupid can the world put up with before it explodes?

  9. Pardon me, but didn’t “listening to anything John McCain says” become completely obsolete after his choice of VP candidate in the last election?

  10. [re=498017]sarcasticusername[/re]: There’s two sure things that will occur over the next few days:

    -John McCain will appear on all three cable news stations and up to 2 Sunday talk shows (I’m sure David Gregory is already ordering McCain’s favorite snack for the green room)

    -FOX news will turn the delay in seating Brown into an outrage not seen since the 2000 election and at some point a countdown clock will appear showing the amount of time Democrats have delayed him in being seated. I expect at least one Glenn Beck crying jag and one call by Brit Hume for the Democrats to seat him as soon as possible because Jesus would want it that way.

  11. [re=498020]Manos: Hands of Fate[/re]: [re=497982]Extemporanus[/re]: I say first we atomic wedgie him, then we pants him, and then we seat him on a Judas cradle carved out of lava rock!

  12. [re=498028]Hooray For Anything[/re]: Oddly enough, Glenn Beck’s revelations have told him that Scott Brown is not to be trusted. It has something to do with giving away his daughers on national television, possibly — but anyway, be prepared for Brown to be outed as a closet Democrat or something.

  13. The Democrats should agree to John McCain’s demand that they ignore Senate rules and seat Brown without waiting for the required certification from the Massachusetts election official. At the same time that they are violating that Senate rule, they should ignore, and abolish, another Senate rule of procedure – called the cloture rule or as more popularly known, the filibuster – and enact the compromise health care legislation.

  14. [re=498010]DustBowlBlues[/re]: Been pondering that same idea since I first heard of this guy. He certainly seems dumb enough to get burned by some calculating opportunist with a nice hairdo and some young boobs.

  15. [re=498004]President Beeblebrox[/re]: The Dems have been absolutely fucking stupid since January 21, 2009, but even they are not dumb enough to try to pull a stunt like that.

    Ah, they’re Democrats and they never seem to miss an opportunity to shoot themselves in the truck nuts.

  16. Not to change the subject (okay, so I changing it; it’s gone stale) Rush says, “It’s the Joos”.

    From the January 20 edition of Premiere Radio Networks’ The Rush Limbaugh Show:

    Rush: Many “people on Wall Street are Jewish. I wonder if there’s starting to be some buyer’s remorse” about Obama

  17. [re=498010]DustBowlBlues[/re]:

    “Is it just my wishful thinking, or is Scott Brown just another big old sex scandal waiting to happen?”

    Jim should send Riley over to walk by Brown a few times, to lure Brown into his web of seduction. Riley could then blog about the affair and become Washingtonienne 2.0.

  18. That explains why I just got a call from “newly elected senator Scott Brown” who wanted me to call my senator, John McCain, and tell him how much I “appreciate his hard work against wasteful spending and to prevent a government takeover of health care.”
    Nice, plummy voice that Scotty’s got, but I didn’t call McCain. ‘Cause I’m an ingrate.

  19. [re=498010]DustBowlBlues[/re]: Would I be wrong to pray that he’s fucking a boy?

    You go to church, they may have an app for that. Try Leviticus 18:19 – “Thou shalt not approach to a woman having her flowers, neither shalt thou uncover her nakedness.” I’m pretty sure that’ll pray him into a gay.

  20. [re=498034]bitchincamaro[/re]: If McWalnuts had been elected we would have bombed Copenhagen by now. Senile and highly aggressive is not a good combination.

  21. Do not understand. How is it that in the US America, every minor procedural thing becomes big partisan hoo-ha? Couldn’t y’all, I dunno, maybe make some rules about these things in advance? Crazy gringos.

  22. [re=498054]Hooray For Anything[/re]: Reid soiling his pants and giving in to Republicans is about as surprising as McCain appearing on a Sunday show.

  23. [re=498034]bitchincamaro[/re]: That’s awesome. I like how even after the guy told him everything he said was wrong, McCain continues on as if none of those pesky little facts mattered

    [re=498051]S.Luggo[/re]: Apparently, the Republicans have been wondering as of late why Jews don’t like them (especially Sarah Palin) and explain it off as it being just a matter of us being effete east-coast intellectual elitists who aren’t real Americans (a bunch of qualities nobody has ever accused of Jews being like). Guess Rush is doing some more outreach.

  24. McCain: “Seat him now….on my face.”

    [re=498058]Rosie Scenario[/re]: No HRC with public option, dems lose their ass in 2010, no Obama in 2012 (Madam Palin and Pissboy Brown), no Dems in power until 2120…of course, we’ll be third world nation by then.

  25. Russ Feingold, being all Junior Maverick, co-signed between slurps.

    Lindsay Graham get some face-time during that lull in internecine gaity.


  26. I think Gov. Deval Patrick should tell Scott Brown that he’s perusing the Norm Coleman/Tim Pawlenty playbook on how to drag out an election outcome and certification of a newly elected senator.

  27. John McCain suspended his reelection campaign today and rushed back to D.C. to aid & abet in the IMMEDIATE seating of Brownie. Saw it on Fox, gotta’ be true.

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