Matt Taibbi Gets Angry, Thrills The Internets

• From the unfortunate musings of wingnut cartoon land: Keith Olbermann has no choice but to reluctantly gobble up Scott Hardbody's warm, brown, salty tea bags. [ RedState ]

• Introducing: The White Basketball League! It's like the NBA but without a Negro dialect. [ Think Progress ]

• The press are lining up for a chance to have their boobies autographed by the now-legitimate Tea Party Movement. [ Weekly Standard ]

• Hell hath no fury like Matt Taibbi pooping all over David Brooks. [ True/Slant: Matt Taibbi ]

• Michelle Malkin pretends to loathe the sexy new iPhone app that lets you Skype-sex with Barack Obama at the simple press of a button. [ Michelle Malkin ]