No, JONAH GOLDBERG, We Are Not Into Dating Terrorist Muslins

Nice one, J-Berg, can’t tell if this comment is more racist or more homophobic.
How the words mirror the man.

One might infer then, Jonah, that you do NOT like that sort of thing. Is this correct? Please say more.

Neither Sasha nor Malia would ever even look at that bloated pantywaste.

Shorter Jonah:

Fap. [lights up cigarette]

Discovering that Jo-Go does not “like that sort of thing”, America’s brown women have just simultaneously made a huge sigh of relief.

Personally, I’ve always been attracted to brown women– Indians, Pakistanis, etc are hot!

In unrelated news, the Secret Service detail for Sasha and Malia has just been tripled.

Wow, third-hand Doughy Pantload. What a coup.

Careful. Thomas Jefferson thought the same thing.

Why would he possibly issue such a tweet? What could he possibly been hoping we would infer from that? I need some guidance here – not ‘getting it’.

“Paging Chris Hansen from To Catch a Predator……..”

Jonah is the type of dude who you can hear beating off in the apt. next door. There is a lot of shouting and growling. And afterwards lots of typing about how someone’s daughters are hot.

[re=497829]Roscoe[/re]: Didn’t McCain do this at a biker rally, too? Republicans are not past the whole “wives and children as property*” thing.

* This is what they call “traditional marriage”.

[re=497836]magic titty[/re]: Shouting and growling by his abductee you mean?

Some of my best friends are brown women.

[re=497837]mookworthjwilson[/re]: Yeah, j-lo and various street trannies

[re=497838]SmutBoffin[/re]: [re=497842]JMP[/re]:

Pound for pound, Scott’s daughters seem to be a better bargain than his mule.

I think I’m beginning to understand now.

If you like that sort of thing

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“That sort of thing” meaning sex? Women? Wee erections? Sexual attraction of any kind?

These are things of which Goldberg is void. VOID.

So, wifie Jessica is suddenly beginnig to look a little long in the tooth, eh Jonah?
You shouldn’t have married her after ovaries dried out.

The Brown girls, on the other hand, strong like ox. Can have many fine childrens.

If you don’t like that sort of thing, call fat fuck Ricky Warren and he’ll straighten that shit right out, Jonah.

I mean I realize you need an excuse with staying power to fend off K-Lo’s proposals of Jeebusmarriage, but if you aren’t careful you’ll cross the line from which there is no return and turn purple like your brother. No, I mean ALL of you, not the part that’s always purple…

Since Brown’s into that whole tit-for-tat social media thing, we should be hearing a sexually-charged tweet about Lucianne soon.

And now I’ve got to bleach my brain.

[re=497829]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: [re=497842]JMP[/re]: “Do Republican women really like this? I mean, standing up on stage and being proclaimed to the world as “available” by one’s own father…”

Liberal parents don’t do that. My ex is so protective of our 16-year-old daughter that he’s got the intimidate-the-new-date routine down to a science, wherein he flashes a smile that does not quite reach his eyes while shaking their hands for just a few seconds too long, conveying a message that clearly means, “Hurt my daughter and I will hunt you down and make you suffer until you pray for sweet death. Welcome to my home.”

Yeah. So putting our kid on e-Bay or Craig’s List is out of the question. Shame, ’cause she’s beautiful, and I could use the money.