THEY'RE ALL BORING  10:51 am January 20, 2010

Here Is Your Latest ‘Hitler Finds Out Thing X’ YouTube

by Sara K. Smith

And when you’re done with this, you can look at “Hitler finds out the ending of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince” and “Hitler finds out that USC beat Ohio State.” Are any of these things funny? Meh, who knows! At least they aren’t videos of Barney Frank complaining about the death of health care reform! [Hitler Finds Out Scott Brown Won Massachusetts Senate Seat]

 

Hola wonkerados.

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{ 44 comments }

Terry January 20, 2010 at 10:55 am

Does Godwin’s Law apply anymore?

norbizness January 20, 2010 at 10:56 am

“Hitler Finds Out That a Swiss Actor Portrayed His Last Parkinson’s-Riddled, Paranoid Days and That One of His Many Freakouts Is Now Comedy Fodder For Unimaginative Trend-Riders.”

Whitey Did Katrina January 20, 2010 at 10:59 am

“I’m a YOUTUBE MEME? Why didn’t anyone tell me?”

[Slow pan across room; officers shift uncomfortably]

SayItWithWookies January 20, 2010 at 10:59 am

I wanna see “Hitler finds out his hot young daughter — the one who wasn’t a loser on American Idol — is banging Meghan McCain.”

the problem child January 20, 2010 at 11:00 am

Oh, good, it has subtitles, so I don’t need to worry about not having sound. I’ve always liked movies with subtitles.

the problem child January 20, 2010 at 11:01 am

[re=497752]Terry[/re]: Repealed, with bipartisan support.

DickTaterPeeNoShay January 20, 2010 at 11:04 am

Massachusetts is the new Alabama

bitchincamaro January 20, 2010 at 11:09 am

I saw the movie once; the mash-ups, maybe 16,000 times. Can’t remember what the movie was about, now.

Gopherit January 20, 2010 at 11:12 am

I love Barney Frank, but he is such a drama queen. if the Dems want to have a chance in the mid-terms they better sack up and get something done.

The Revolutionary January 20, 2010 at 11:17 am

My favorite is “Hitler Saves Christmas.” Or am I thinking of Ernest?

Schmannity January 20, 2010 at 11:18 am

Wait just a second! Hitler favors Obamacare? This changes everything.

madtowngooner January 20, 2010 at 11:20 am

Just as long as they don’t compare Hitler to Obama.

SouthernDem January 20, 2010 at 11:24 am

Meh… some teabagger trying to be funny. That Leno-Conan one was pretty good though. “every night before bed Leno kicks comedy in the dick and takes a shit on its chest.” Gold.

Mr Blifil January 20, 2010 at 11:25 am

Permit me to enter an unironic comment, I pretty much save them for this one topic. If you haven’t seen the original film all the way through in one sitting, you are missing out. I was drawn to it by one of these stupid videos (about the housing bubble), and am grateful for it. It’s really an amazing film.

You may commence with the banhammer.

Larry McAwful January 20, 2010 at 11:27 am

It really is too bad, that thing about conservatives not having any sense of humor. I could really use a laugh today.

bitchincamaro January 20, 2010 at 11:28 am

[re=497778]Mr Blifil[/re]: Is it about Hitler?

Larry McAwful January 20, 2010 at 11:29 am

[re=497778]Mr Blifil[/re]: Will do. But first I’m going to make a version of Hitler explaining why he’s so disappointed in you, because you got banned from Wonkette. It’s gonna be awesome!

Fred of Arkansas January 20, 2010 at 11:30 am

Now let’s hear what those dancing hamsters think.

Prommie January 20, 2010 at 11:32 am

[re=497778]Mr Blifil[/re]: What is name of film?

Prommie January 20, 2010 at 11:33 am

[re=497782]Fred of Arkansas[/re]: How about that Turkish guy?

Otto Reimer January 20, 2010 at 11:41 am

Downfall

Buzz Feedback January 20, 2010 at 11:46 am

My personal favorite is Hitler (Buddy Rich) chewing out his band. Naughty language!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxQewEPwytU&feature=player_embedded

howell January 20, 2010 at 11:54 am

What can Brown do for you?

shnazzer January 20, 2010 at 11:56 am

as a true (jamaican) patriot i can only watch the hitler reacts to usain bolt breaking the world record one. i refuse to acknowledge any other.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xUS30-RFf0

the problem child January 20, 2010 at 11:57 am

[re=497778]Mr Blifil[/re]: You mean, that’s not really Hitler?!?

Mr Blifil January 20, 2010 at 12:01 pm

[re=497783]Prommie[/re]: “Downfall.” Just think of Massachusetts…

WadISay January 20, 2010 at 12:02 pm

This is not as good as the Governor of Wisconsin finding out Brett Farve went to the Vikes, however. I am finding that large chunks of this are sticking in my brain, in German.

proudgrampa January 20, 2010 at 12:05 pm

That made me feel like Adolf understands our frustrations. He’s not such a bad guy, after all!

sleptwithyetti January 20, 2010 at 12:05 pm

Ich bin ein sombitch. What a difference a year makes.
Reference map and compass, rechart course.
Must quit polishing the turd.
That or be a 1 termer.

Katydid January 20, 2010 at 12:17 pm

In more capable hands we would have experienced the dark angst of a von Trier or the wit, sick humor and snappy dialogue of a Tarantino. Imagine, if you will, either of those classic directors guiding a similar subtitled version of “The Passion of the Christ,” a modern-day snark on the pro-life, pro-death, and, wait a sec, pro-life yet FTW! now-classic Christianist snuff film.

Only a Tarantino or von Trier would have the vision to cast Rahm as Judas, Peter Orszag as his accountant, and Obama as Jesus. The Roman guards would represents the GOP, the Pharisees would stand for the Democrats, Mary, Mother of God, would be voiced by Queen Sarah, with a special guest appearance by Bristol Palin as Mary Magdalene. The Teabaggers, excluding Judas, who is a Jew, would be represented by the devout, faithful and humble apostles, whose commonsense conservatism allowed them to bravely reject everything they knew and go with the new guy because God prophesized it.

That YouTube sensation, I would give a star over the skies of Bethlehem and 30 pieces of silver.

dijetlo January 20, 2010 at 12:24 pm

Today, we are all Adolph Hitler.

bureaucrap January 20, 2010 at 12:29 pm

Can’t wait to see the mashup “Hitler find out he’s about to lose WWII.” It’ll be a classic, I know.

imissopus January 20, 2010 at 12:39 pm

[re=497777]SouthernDem[/re]: Just saw that over the weekend, it was the funniest one I’ve seen in a long time. “Before you can fire Jay Leno, he unleashes a demon that eats your balls. That’s the only explanation.” Awesome.

Bucky Katt January 20, 2010 at 12:54 pm

This is the wrong video for a “Brown wins Massachusetts” mashup. It should be the one of him dancing a jig after the surrender of France.

And the funniest use of the “bunker” clip by far is “Hitler Plans Burning Man.” No contest.

ella January 20, 2010 at 12:54 pm

Waiting for “Hitler Finds Out Glenn Beck Was Fired.”

Sharkey January 20, 2010 at 1:05 pm

Meh. Needs more Brooke Brodack.

proudgrampa January 20, 2010 at 1:18 pm

[re=497854]Bucky Katt[/re]: “Burning Man” is a CLASSIC. “All the cool people will be there…”
Ha!

spacecadetjoe January 20, 2010 at 1:38 pm

mein fuhrer, shteiner…

TGY January 20, 2010 at 1:55 pm

Are any of these things funny?

No

Suds McKenzie January 20, 2010 at 2:12 pm

Do you know who else had a Hitler … ? … Now I haz a Nonplussed.

drpangloss January 20, 2010 at 3:30 pm

Soooo, Scott Brown is the Red Army? Interesting.

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