John Kerry Could Verily Be Brought To Fisticuffs

John Kerry, who polls suggest is one of only a handful of Democrats remaining in Massachusetts, is furious over the Naked Republican's insurgent campaign, calling his supporters "tea baggers" and all. He's already rolled up one sleeve, don't make him roll up the second! Because then... well then he might have to write a principled letter to theWashington Post-- FOR PUBLICATION. Boom. [ Boston Globe ]