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DEAR SWEET JESUS GOD: “(CNN) – Former Pennsylvania Sen. Rick Santorum confirmed to his supporters Friday what pundits have been speculating for months – the conservative Republican is actively considering a run for president in 2012. In an e-mail and letter to supporters of his Political Action Committee, America’s Foundation, Santorum writes, ‘After talking it over with my wife Karen and our kids – I am considering putting my name in for the 2012 presidential race.'” Have those kids even stopped crying yet? [CNN]

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  • dijetlo

    You gotta be shitting me…didn’t this douchenozzle already get bitch slapped off the political stage?
    Next thing your going to tell me is Newt Gingrich thinks time for another contract with America…

  • Extemporanus

    Santorum has been running for years.

  • rafflesinc

    Okay, lesson learned from MA special election: in 2012, we can sit back and watch Palin, Santorum, et al try to out wingnut each other, but ONLY if we promise to work our butts off in the general election, and not get all complacent-ly.

  • V572625694

    See? The Lord Jeebus giveth (Santorum/Steve King 2012!), and the Lord Jeebus taketh away (Vote for Coakley if you’ve got the time).

  • chascates

    Santorum, Gingrich, Palilln (?), Rick Perry, Pawlenty, Romney, Huckabee(?).

    Time to load up on hard liquor and good pot.

  • Neilist

    Two words for Hopey:

    Bring. It. Honkey.

    Okay, three words. Whatever.

  • chascates

    [re=495712]dijetlo[/re]: CARY, N.C. — Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich said Wednesday he considers himself among the top Republican prospects for the 2012 presidential election, adding that he believes there will be plenty of GOP options for voters to consider

  • faustroll

    This would be awesome. The election would come down to whose name has the least offensive connotation: The guy who shares a middle name with a dead dictator or the guy who’s name evokes filthy butt sex jokes.

  • Aurelio

    Well, this will finally enable President Obama to openly say “Fuck you” to the left. Cuz who are they gonna vote for?

  • doxastic

    Finally, good news for Democrats.

  • Barrelhse

    Rick-on-Dog has quite an ego. President of the United States, Rick? Wow, pretty impressive, huh, Rick? Gonna make the little bitch cry again?

  • Barrelhse

    [re=495719]chascates[/re]: I wish I drank.

  • Texan Bulldoggette

    Sure, Rick, sounds like a good idea. Why not embarrass yourself on a nat’l stage instead of just statewide…does losing in Pennsyl/Tucky ring any bells?

  • Red Zeppelin

    I was sure the article would be about how he likes little boys. I guess it’s good that the Repubs occasionally surprise us.

  • germansteel

    What’s with all these Republican candidates who just cold beg us to make fun of their kids, because they’re either drug addicts, sluts, ugly, or retarded, or a combination?

  • Sharkey

    Wow, he will Rick-roll the entire country simultaneously!

  • S.Luggo

    However, Rick, nature abhors a vacuum.

  • Tourettesorist

    [re=495736]Red Zeppelin[/re]: I thought the same thing, and I’m the conservative here. ;-)

  • crookedE

    I wish I could just enjoy the hilarity of this prospect, instead of envisioning the vast wingnut army that is assembling. When even Massachusetts isn’t safe, we are in big trouble.

  • Gopherit

    It’s like Christmas again in January! I love the fuck out of that picture.

  • hyperrreal

    After 8 agonizing years of Bush I don’t think I could stomach 8 years of Santorum. And I’m a total pervert!

  • DustBowlBlues

    You mean you expected him to resist the lure of the Teabaggers? (My meme of the day).

    The Republic “base” (inhumane douches) will have a wealth of riches from which to choose during the primaries. None of the choices being decent human beings, of course, but a wealth of riches for Teabagging Nation, nonetheless.

    That’s it. Teabagging Nation. I’ve been searching for way to describe the conservatives, collectively. I’ve nailed it. Not tempted to nail any of them, however.

  • AnnieGetYourFun

    DEMS ROCKED BY POSSIBLE SANTORUM RUN – ARE LIBERALS RUNNING SCARED??

    This is going to be AWESOME. And by “awesome”, I mean, “I just mailed off my application for a residence visa for New Zealand and I hope they let me move there before 2011”.

  • SayItWithWookies

    Yes, Rick — take us back to the magical days of 2004, when all was right with the world. Unhitch the American economy from the onerous burden of regulation; slash taxes for the rich and eradicate all those horrible un-Biblical crutches, like Medicare and unemployment insurance; let the government spy on its citizens without requiring to, say, show a need; and maybe, just for fun, invade a country we don’t like for a trumped-up reason. Why we turned our backs on those days is still a mystery.

  • Sharkey
  • DustBowlBlues

    [re=495747]Gopherit[/re]: What parent would dress their fat, ugly daughter in a brown, plaid jumper over an ill-fitting white blouse with a disco-sized peter pan collar and puffy sleeves? Then slap a headband on her dishwashy brown hair, clearly in need of a very good trim.

    It’s as if they were daring the wonkeratti to make fun of her. Well, bring it, Man-On-Dog-Rick.

  • Gopherit

    [re=495753]Sharkey[/re]: Yeah, the image of running Santorum is not something i really need.

  • Crank Tango

    [re=495713]Extemporanus[/re]: messy!

  • Gopherit

    [re=495756]DustBowlBlues[/re]: The matching clothes on her doll is what makes it for me. That, and Harry Potter.

  • Extemporanus

    [re=495753]Sharkey[/re]: He’d be better advised to start HERE.

    It’s [usually] Google’s #1 search result for his name, and it’s [unfortunately?] safe for work.

    [re=495761]Crank Tango[/re]: Like a steaming hot crack of fappuccino, baby!

  • weejee

    Trick Dicky → Pricky Ricky? Jeebus weeps. No, actually Jeebus just beats the crap out of a school janitor!

  • DustBowlBlues

    [re=495762]Gopherit[/re]: I forgot to mention the hair combed back from her forehead, exposing male pattern baldness shockingly advanced for a child this age–wait! Does Rick have a cross-dressing son? That would explain a lot.

  • Extemporanus

    [re=495762]Gopherit[/re]: Doll?! Oh my god.

    This whole time I thought she was wearing a blonde doll scalp as a brooch.

  • DoktorZoom

    After he fails in his presidential bid, he can get a job as a reporter on Fox News. Then they can use the slogan “Keeping America covered with Santorum.”

  • El Pinche

    WATCH OUT OBAMA , RICK THE DICK IS CUMMING FOR YOU. YOU LIBRATS ARE RUNNINN SCARED!!!!

  • rocktonsammy

    The retard parade is just beginning.

    Ending with President Palin.

  • Gopherit

    [re=495767]DustBowlBlues[/re]: The kid with the glasses is probably a crossdresser. You’d almost have to be to cling to sanity in that family.

    [re=495768]Extemporanus[/re]: Could be that, too. Except they’d never scalp a white girl.

  • Crank Tango

    [re=495763]Extemporanus[/re]: Every time some santorum drips onto the sheets, that little girl cries a little harder.

  • DemmeFatale

    [re=495747]Gopherit[/re]: Me too!

  • arewethereyet

    [re=495733]Barrelhse[/re]: Got your back, my friend.

  • Caitifty

    [re=495713]Extemporanus[/re]: I think you mean dripping.

  • TheCoolestGuyInTown

    I’m coining a new phrase, like “a snowball’s chance in hell”: “A Santorum’s chance in ’12”

  • I Am Not Your Gary Busey

    See, this just goes to show that once you let the darkies negroes blacks (damnit!) “CANADIANS” in it’s all down hill.

  • Gun-toting Progressive

    I still love the “thousand mile stare” his son displays. There’s some serious PTSD going on there.

  • rocktonsammy

    The wife is to blame.

    Letting him dumb ass crawl on top of her and what not.

    Yuck.

  • Extemporanus

    [re=495774]Gopherit[/re]: When I was a young child, I used to put Johnny West’s cowboy hat, vest, and holster on my little pee-pee, and then pretend that he was a cowboy.

    Maybe it’s something like that: She put a blonde wig on her little boobie, and was pretending that it was a Fox News anchor.

  • Extemporanus

    [re=495782]Caitifty[/re]: Rick Santorum is frothing for President.

  • Schmannity

    Oh noes! I am going to have to divorce my dog.

  • Jumping Jim

    What state is he listing as his home? Because it hasn’t been Pennsylvania since his first election to the Senate.

  • Guppy06

    The crying never stops in the Santorum household, ever. The only question is who is crying now.

  • dave666

    That’s not a doll, that’s the unborn fetus they took home after a miscarriage.

  • CycloneArmageddon

    [re=495793]Schmannity[/re]: Ha ha ha! That’s awesome.

    \You stole my line, bastard.

  • shortsshortsshorts

    “I love Wonkette to death…but this post is pretty obnoxious in many ways. The ignorant comments, which are incredibly offensive, are I guess to be expected on a post like this. Not a good job.”

  • Norbert

    That pic revealed to the world that those parents had imprisoned their kids in a basement for their entire lives up until about 10 minutes before the photo was taken, and home-schooled them by reading Revelations at them from the other side of the basement door, but in a babytalk voice.

    It’s a couple of years later since the photo, surely those kids must now be a) S&M porn stars b) crackheads c) Shining Path guerillas d) Young Republicans

  • ShamWow

    [re=495768]Extemporanus[/re]: In this pic the blonde hair is in the middle of the girl’s chest implying that it is truly from a detached doll, rather than an attached brooch. She’s really letting the tears flow here.

    http://www.philebrity.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/santorum.jpg

  • Scandalabra

    For example, the daughter in the back is probably now totally into Goth styling and cutting, Junior is devoted to his buttplug and Manhunt profile and Miss Frowny has given up the dolly for masturbating to Twilight merchandise.

  • edgydrifter

    But did he seek the advice and consent of his pickled fetus?

  • Crank Tango

    OK, which one of you guys did this?

    http://www.faithmouse.com/santorum_family_pancakes.jpg

  • clientnumber8

    Dan Savage should run against him, a la Kristin Davis vs. Eliot Spitzer for NYS Comptroller.

  • Darkness

    That’s my favorite photo from pictureisunrelated.

  • Aflac Shrugged

    The hilarious thing is that Santorum’s brand of crazy would probably be too sedate for the new Republican Party.

    Being pro-life is so 1990’s. Are you willing to advocate civil insurrection and hanging the first black President from the nearest convenient tree, Rick? Then maybe you’re not Republican enough, bud.

  • Come here a minute

    Thanks to the miracle of the internets, those kids will never stop crying!

  • Fred Wertham Jr.

    I always felt sorry for the little Santorum girl. Not because her daddy lost the election, but because she’s gotta see that picture for the rest of her life.

  • chascates

    [re=495802]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: It’s the concern trolls that make it worthwhile. And whatever happened to Lester?

  • Joey Ratz

    [re=495726]faustroll[/re]: His name is Newt Benito Gingrich? No? Is it Augusto? Franco? Tojo?

  • boyhowdy

    [re=495750]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: Er, didn’t New Zealand elect some right-leaning government recently? The world IS going to hell, you know.

  • give us a bob

    The steaming, frothy ooze emerges again from the GOP’s nether regions.

  • shortsshortsshorts

    [re=495823]chascates[/re]: Today we are all Lester.

  • knobwurst

    Where exactly is Rick Jr’s hand? Is that what’s causing lil sis’ expression? anal masturbation on your sister is still incest in Jeebus’ eyes.

  • Gopherit

    [re=495831]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Verily, we need Mo’Lesters on wonkette.

  • El Pinche

    Hi I’m Rick Santorum, this is my wife Quim, my son Precum and my daughter Vaginaldischarge. Vote for me!!

  • Paul Tardy

    Stop dreaming. It is going to be Palin-paul 2012. Just admit it and you will feel better.

  • Lascauxcaveman

    THIS IS GREAT NEWS! FOR JOHN MCCAIN!!!!

  • DustBowlBlues

    [re=495781]arewethereyet[/re]: I don’t drink either, so you have get drunk for three of us. What’s the Dos Equis guy say? “Strong, my friend.”

  • thesheriffisnear

    Somewhere, Pat Paulson is laughing his ass off.

  • DustBowlBlues

    Gee, I feel terrible I made Shorts sad but, you know, this picture is just too good. If it were my kid, I’d be making fun of her, too. Behind her back. With a screen name like Dust Bowl Blues.

  • zhubajie

    [re=495828]Joey Ratz[/re]: His role model in life is Kemal Ataturk.

  • chascates

    [re=495847]DustBowlBlues[/re]: I beleive he was actually referencing this:
    http://wonkette.com/413214/can-we-bomb-them-too-pleeeeeease/#comment-495662

    But no one would object to you making him sad.

  • S.Luggo

    2012 Republican primary season: Mittney, Santorum, Palin, Paul, Pawlenty,

    Sounds like the starting infield for a new National League franchise, the
    Coprophagiacs.

    If you get my meaning, if you get my drift.

  • Veritas78

    He’s got a plan for dealing with that nasty Dan Savage name stuff — he’s changing his name to the more presidential Rick Smegma.

  • Lionel Hutz Esq.

    I’m pretty sure that by “I am considering putting my name in for the 2012 presidential race,” Santorum meant that there was going to be a lot of butt sex during the 2012 Republican primaries.

  • Diana Davies

    [re=495860]S.Luggo[/re]: Don’t forget the front runner, Catholic Newt Gingrich. I met him once and he stared at my tits.

  • Boondock Saint

    maybe he can “TAP” Meghan McBoobs for VP….

  • Barrelhse

    [re=495873]Diana Davies[/re]: Diana- I read ’em all, but you made me LOL.

  • CanadianBacon

    Hopefully Dan Savage can create something equally successful for Limbaugh and Palin. I Googled Santorum and the first search result was, um, well it explains the looks on the faces of his family in that picture.

  • S.Luggo

    [re=495873]Diana Davies[/re]:
    You must mean Catholic ‘convert‘ Newt Gingrich (born Newton Leroy McPherson, bastard son of Larry McPherson). Newton was admitted to the Church by using his nomme-de-plume, Mephisto Dickwad and by claiming that his [first] ex-wife gave cancer to herself by participating in a Satanic ritual with Haitian slave Dutty Boukman. And so it has been said by Pat Robertson and so it shall be written.

    Stupid, stupid RC priests.

  • S.Luggo

    [re=495873]Diana Davies[/re]: Coda.
    “Newt Gingrich. I met him once and he stared at my tits.”

    Newton was merely sussing out any opposition to his firm, yet caressing grasp.
    Why do you hate the American political process?

  • dave666

    I was only 4 blocks away from Santorum

  • Dolmance

    That appears to be the unhappiest family I’ve ever seen.

  • leaveskoalrebelalone

    president of What??

  • Todd Mecklem

    Mark Sanford and Larry Craig are sure to form exploratory committees before long…

  • mollymcguire

    This will certainly mobilize the national Man-on-Dog caucus.

  • S.Luggo

    [re=495892]Dolmance[/re]:
    Just because mommy Santorum has her stiletto heel up this poor girl’s sphincter? And Sonny looks like a young Leon Trotsky? Feh.

    God created the internets for reason.
    http://images.usatoday.com/news/_photos/2002/01-29-inside-noelle-bush.jpg
    http://www.waynebesen.com/uploaded_images/Bushjr-735988.jpg

  • MzNicky

    The vapid glare and insincere smile of the oleaginous patriarch; the rictus grin on the blank visage of the multiply-betrayed bleached-blonde spouse; the pouty “OMG I HATE EVERYONE” attitude of the cutter teen daughter; the devil-son with his Omen-ish death stare; and the pathetic oversized doll-clutching sourpussed nerdy afterthought: First Family material if I ever saw it! I will totally love this photo forever and ever.

  • Pat Pending

    When Michael Steele removes his blackface (and puts down the banjo) he IS Rick Santorum.

  • HonestInjun

    [re=495750]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: Come on down! The weather’s fine!
    [re=495829]boyhowdy[/re]: We did unfortunately elect a National government at the height of recession hysteria, but they haven’t touched the (shitty) universal health care, the legalized prostitution or the legal gay marriage, so it could be worse, like, you know, the real America. Conservatives here are total wusses.

    [re=495800]dave666[/re]: [re=495809]edgydrifter[/re]: No one believes me when I tell them that they brought home their poor, dead baby. I didn’t make it up, right?

  • Bruno

    They all look guilty to me. If there is ever a murder in the house, I suspect a game of Clue will solve the mystery.

  • S.Luggo

    [re=495905]MzNicky[/re]: Poetry.

  • Hooray For Anything

    [re=495910]HonestInjun[/re]: Yeah, but New Zealand has Hobbits. We only have Teabaggers

  • Sparky McGruff

    [re=495910]HonestInjun[/re]: Nope, you didn’t make up the dead baby story. No wonder those kids look kinda screwed up. Their parents are freaks. And, the youngest one up front was probably convinced that Daddy was Jesus’ choice in the election; when Daddy lost that meant that Jesus lost, too. And, when your mom makes you and your doll wear home-made clothes, you’re probably in a fragile emotional state to begin with.

  • gurukalehuru

    [re=495728]Aurelio[/re]: Finally?

  • donner_froh

    [re=495733]Barrelhse[/re]: Never too late to start. Or start again.

  • imissopus

    [re=495873]Diana Davies[/re]: Was there some barbecue sauce smeared on them or something?

  • Diana Davies

    [re=495922]imissopus[/re]: No barbecue sauce this time. Think perky, spectacular.

  • This Cat

    say, do you have that picture of John Roberts’ kid dancing in short pants in front of President Bush?
    I love that photo. And why didn’t Alito’s daughter dance when he was nominated? I would have paid money to see that.

  • UncleTom

    If Sanitorum & Palin ran an the same ticket, who’d be on top?

  • Up To Here Again

    I here declare my willingness to give up political obscurity, and reannounce my narrow minded bigotry to the world, in yet another campaign of wilfully ignorant gutter sniping.

    My skin is purer than any democrat’s soul.
    I have never been tainted by anything.

    I shall save America from freedom and democracy and eliminate any chance of a bright future.

    And, oh yeah, you better not vote against me …

  • Historysnuff

    Up To Here Again: You sound noble, credible, and scare me to death. Where do I sign up to work for you? Or, rather, please tell me what to think and what to do.

    Sincerely,
    Your Obsequious Lemming

  • Up To Here Again

    [re=495881]CanadianBacon[/re]: Ah, yes, our local coffee shop’s latte.

  • knobwurst

    Maybe she’s crying because it’s her turn to hold the mumified fetus that daddy dresses up ala Norman Bates’ mom.

  • Up To Here Again

    [re=495935]Historysnuff[/re]: No need to sign up.
    Modern politics requires only that you send money,
    and just keep sending it.

  • gurukalehuru

    Santorum, Gingrich, Giuliani, Palin, Bachmann…can’t wait.

  • CanadianBacon

    [re=495936]Up To Here Again[/re]: So when I go into Starbucks and I see an employee with a badge that says “Coffee Master” does this indicate they have been promoted to the latte production line?

  • kudzu

    Those kids look like retards. Oh, that’s right: they’re Rick’s kids.

  • mollyr
  • rottenart

    [re=495927]Diana Davies[/re]: I was already. Newt may be many things, but he knows spectacular tits when he sees ’em.

  • Up To Here Again

    [re=495943]CanadianBacon[/re]: Yes,
    but still no health plan,
    that is, beyond a free latte.

  • plowman

    Rick won’t last long in the primaries, the loons will go for Palin, the relatively sane will vote Romney and folks that like curry & naan will go for Jindal. I’m for a Newt/Keyes ticket but then again I’ve been off my meds for a few weeks…

  • RoscoePColtraine

    Can I just tell everyone that I thought that photo had been photoshopped until a moment ago when I googled it, and not only is it even real, but google auto filled “Rick Santorum’s daughter” for me?

    Oh. My. God.

  • El Pinche

    [re=495941]gurukalehuru[/re]: And of course, you forgot Pawlenty…just like everybody else will.

    The ad against Rick will be easy. Just show Rick talking for thirty seconds. He’s extraordinarily hateable , the guy oozes santorum.

  • Beowoof

    [re=495927]Diana Davies[/re]: The thrice married Newt was just considering the possibility of asking your tits to marry him.

  • obfuscator

    “Santorum Blankets Iowa In Last-Minute Burst”

    “GOP Primary Heating Up: Gringrich Smears Santorum On Hannity”

    “After Raucous Debate, “Santorum” On Everyone’s Lips”

  • Jim89048

    [re=495927]Diana Davies[/re]: Pix, or GTFO!

  • plowman

    [re=495952]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: I’m not sure which is worse, displaying emotional kids during concession speaches or making fun of that mistake.

  • WadISay

    “I have no great burning desire to be president, but I have a burning desire to have a different president of the United States,” said Santorum…

    Flaming asshole.

  • knobwurst

    [re=495962]plowman[/re]:
    displaying the kids is worse: he’s asking for sympathy, he’s hiding behind his kids, or, he doesn’t know how hideous his children are and this will serve as a wake up call.

  • RoscoePColtraine

    [re=495962]plowman[/re]: Fuck that. Rick “Man On Dog” Santorum is raising a bunch of emotionally retarded kids. The Addams Family kids would have been more fun to play with than these weirdos. And it’s not making fun when you call a spade a spade.

  • obfuscator

    [re=495968]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: should be meme’d/shortened to simply “Manondog”? sounds a littler sumerian!!

    oooh, the santorum brood could probably get on well with those basement dungeon kids from austria or maybe the “flowers in the attic” children. I SMELL A PLAYDATE!!1!

  • plowman

    [re=495967]knobwurst[/re]: Yeah, your’re right, they wouldn’t be a target if they weren’t put there in the first place and it’s as corny as Al kissing Tipper at the 2k convention…

    [re=495968]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: Beyond the Santorums, or maybe Penn. Child Welfare Services, who knows how they are being raised unless there are some known ‘incidents’ like Scott Brown’s juvie record, you know, neighborhood cats disappearing, some homeless coming up bludgeoned to death. I gotta admit they are not the most photogenic kids in that particular shot.

  • Jim89048

    Shouldn’t be so hard on the girl–that’s a face I used a few times myself, when begging for sex. Didn’t work for me, either.

  • mollymcguire

    [re=495873]Diana Davies[/re]: Could have been worse. You could have been Saxby Chambliss’ granddaughter

  • obfuscator

    [re=495974]mollymcguire[/re]: even worse: the huckabee family’s lawn furniture.

    http://wonkette.com/332736/mike-huckabees-aids-less-family-says-hi

  • boy_howdy

    [re=495747]Gopherit[/re]: > I love the fuck out of that picture.

    It’s like Diane Arbus came back from the beyond for one more shot. Which is not to say that she wanted to be there either, but this family’s sheer animal magnetism voodoo butter is able to pull the dead from their graves. “The Power of Santorum compels you!!”

  • Larry McAwful

    I hope Santorum takes Rand Paul as his running mate. That would rock so very hard.

  • El Pinche

    [re=496008]Larry McAwful[/re]: New third party! The White Party. Simple, pure, and to the point.

  • avoidinggradingpapers

    [re=495952]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: Me, too! I always thought that picture was photoshopped. It looks like a combination of The Adamms Family and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

  • El Pinche
  • Jukesgrrl

    [re=496036]El Pinche[/re]: Spectacular! No doubt an accurate depiction of home-schooling at the Santorum McMansion.

    My favorite sentence from Santorum’s Wikipedia entry: “While working at the law firm of Kirkpatrick & Lockhart, he represented the World Wrestling Federation, arguing that professional wrestling should be exempt from federal anabolic steroid regulations because it was not a sport.” Genius.

  • Aurelio

    [re=495919]gurukalehuru[/re]: [re=495728]Aurelio[/re]: Finally So far I have given Obama the benefit of the doubt because Michelle is such an attractive Negress.

  • finallyhappy

    [re=496034]avoidinggradingpapers[/re]: You are right!! the kid in the back looks like the Augustus kid who kept eating and the girl looks like the girl who turned into a blueberry- the one in the back just looks like trouble.

  • desertwind

    It’s a remarkable photo. Great illustration of a man so totally disengaged from the suffering of his family.

  • El Pinche

    [re=496038]Jukesgrrl[/re]:

    Not found in Wikipedia, here’s a Santorum quote from 2006 on election night :

    “Bob Casey…Ere this night does wane, you will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!”

  • Jukesgrrl

    [re=496053]El Pinche[/re]: Would that Rick was so creative. Well … maybe if someone from the bowels of the Vatican fed him the line. Which, now that I think of it, is distinctly possible. That wife of his has Opus Dei written all over her.

  • PabaBritannica

    Santorum, Palin, Huckabee, Mittens, Pawlenty…now we need a kooky fringe racist like Tancredo (Steve King!) and a fucking batty libertarian gold bug (Ron Paul’s still, what, 96? He can still do it!).

  • Up To Here Again

    Oh, so it was his sister who first found out that Little Milton was “thick as a brick”.

  • Jumping Jim

    [re=495927]Diana Davies[/re]: Perhaps he was trying to look into your heart…

  • Mr. Tusks

    I am eternally mystified by politicians who think that losing elections and quitting their jobs qualify them for more important positions.

  • Jukesgrrl

    [re=496157]Mr. Tusks[/re]: It’s a way of life in the corporate world. Not to mention Hollywood, where I don’t think you can become a studio head unless you’ve been fired from at least two other studios. Why would politics be any different?

  • avoidinggradingpapers

    [re=496043]finallyhappy[/re]: Yeah, and even the mom looks like the mom of the blueberry in the Johnny Depp version. And some Pugsley and Wednesday action going on there, too.

  • DP

    Shouldn’t that political action committee of his have the word ‘family’ somewhere in the title? Or has Sanctimoniorum finally given up on fighting teh geys?

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