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Did You Know That Scott Brown Made 9/11 Happen, Too?

It must have been “Rent-A-Republican” morning at the DSCC, because an advertisement error this avoidable could only have been produced by John McCain, or his daughter: “The image in the attack on Scott Brown for his alleged closeness to Wall Street pictures the [World] Trade Center and the destroyed Marriott Hotel on its western side.” Damn! OF ALL THE BUILDINGS IN NEW YORK CITY! Nary an American will forget where they were when they first saw those images of the Marriott Hotel crashing.

The DSCC has “fixed” the ad and put in some other corporate-y lookin’ building or another atop the ashes of the World Trade Center and its precious Marriott Hotel:

Grr… just look at those greedy corrupt bankers, hiding behind all that glass, thinking they’re so special… well we’ll show them who’s… who’s the…

A Trade Center image in DSCC spot [Ben Smith]


3:14 PM on Fri January 15 2010
By Jim Newell
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  1. “My opponent is a pro-greed, pro-corruption, milkshake-hating extremist.”

  2. The building in the second ad is one ugly building; but then, the first ad remind me that the Trade Center towers were ugly as hell too. Skyscraper architects really seemed to lose all sense of aesthetics in the 60s and 70s; at least by the mid-80s they finally started making attractive buildings again.

    Oh, and as for the actual subject; the World TRADE Center actually would have been appropriate for an ad dealing with greedy financial industry assholes.

  3. Red Zeppelin says at 3:24 pm, January 15th, 2010

    Everyone knows that stock foootage is un-mercan.

  4. Hooray For Anything says at 3:26 pm, January 15th, 2010

    Jesus, the Democrats can’t even properly exploit 9/11 correctly

  5. gurukalehuru says at 3:29 pm, January 15th, 2010

    Teabagger Brown.

  6. Darkness says at 3:32 pm, January 15th, 2010

    Oh, the danger of searching stock photo sites with a handful of keywords and zero domain knowledge. But that describes all but one graphic artist I’ve ever had to deal with.

  7. Cranky Old Batt says at 3:38 pm, January 15th, 2010

    oh crap! swift-boating for lunch again?

  8. El Pinche says at 3:38 pm, January 15th, 2010

    Hooray For Anything: DSCC needs to consult with Giuliani Partners to get the proper procedure on how to exploit 9/11.

  9. I recognized it as the World Trade Center because of the flames.

    Factoid: Pre-9/11, many Mass. voters would travel to the Twin Towers to look up at them at ground level and memorize their facade.

    I must admit that the squat building in the picture looks much like the old Vegas Sands.

  10. Canmon (the Inadequate) says at 3:43 pm, January 15th, 2010

    Is this woman trying to lose? Next, she’ll be inviting Jay Leno to one of her rallies.

  11. Naked Bunny with a Whip says at 3:44 pm, January 15th, 2010

    I dunno about you, but I’m voting for the guy with the 40-story head just so he doesn’t squish me between his toes.

  12. SayItWithWookies says at 3:45 pm, January 15th, 2010

    That’s so inappropriate. They should’ve had a pile of dead bodies from Auschwitz as the background image.

  13. rocktonsammy says at 3:58 pm, January 15th, 2010

    Sober up Boston, you got work to do!

  14. Long Form Def Certificate says at 4:02 pm, January 15th, 2010

    Josh Fruhlinger: That’s a rather plain view you have, Fruhlinger.

  15. BobTheBuilder says at 4:07 pm, January 15th, 2010

    Hooray For Anything: Win. Hands down.

  16. Jesus Fucking Christ on a Bicycle, Don’t Look Ted

    Sen. Chris Dodd to me

    Dear Jim:

    We fucked up. We fucked up bad. Won’t you please take the attached bogus survey on health care, attach it or don’t, and then immediately send us more of your munnies so that we can stop using free interns and free stock photos, and we can instead pay for photos and get interns who will stop cruising pr0n sites just long enough to actually look at the motherfucking photos before cutting and pasting them into Microsoft Publisher.

    Jesus, Mary, & Joseph, it’s almost like we’re trying to lose.

    Yours in Health Care,
    Sen. Dodd

  17. bitchincamaro says at 4:13 pm, January 15th, 2010

    Keep yer Masshole libtard hands offa our hole in the ground!

  18. proudgrampa says at 4:34 pm, January 15th, 2010

    WTF? Looks like the Dems are gonna lose this one…

  19. doxastic says at 4:43 pm, January 15th, 2010

    Bold move for a man who didn’t want his constituents’ hard-earned money going to support Red Cross relief workers in October 2001. That’s what I call 9/12 spirit!

  20. betterDeadThanRed says at 9:01 pm, January 15th, 2010

    Who did they hire? Bristol Palin’s BSMP firm?

  21. proudgrampa: Doubt it.

    It’s one thing to tell a pollster your going to vote for a corrupt and venal tool of moneyed interests because your pissed off they let the conservadems eat the public option. It’s another to stick the muzzle in your mouth and pull the lever.

  22. Way Cool Larry says at 3:35 pm, January 18th, 2010

    there was in fact a storyline to blame corruption at Boston’s Logan airport for 9/11, as officially the planes that hit the WTC both originated from Boston.

  23. Way Cool Larry says at 3:36 pm, January 18th, 2010

    I mean they COULD have gone, if they had balls– but then again they are dems

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