• February 16, 2012

Also, what's his take on gargoyles? V. important. Our President Obama displays a troubling tendency not to go shooting off his mouth about whatever the fuck, for example the delicate situation in Iran, and now Google’s decision to maybe get out of China on account of China’s bad behavior on the Internets. Why is the President not declaring war on China already?

Seriously, if President Dick Cheney was still in charge, he would have sent 14 million unmanned Google Drones to bomb America’s Bankers by now.

“The Obama administration needs to be standing up” against such repressive governments, said Rep. Frank Wolf (R-Va). “Instead, we’ve seen a muted response at best.”

[...] China’s attempts to get the personal data of human rights activists has broad impact on the U.S., Wolf said.

“Every time they steal intellectual property and information, they’re stealing jobs from America.”

Have you noticed that Obama hasn’t even Twittered about this long-standing Chinese censorship problem that everybody knows about already? Shameful.

Republicans condemn Obama for silence on China Google attacks [The Hill]

{ 49 comments }

TGY January 15, 2010 at 9:48 am

Dudes, they own our shit.

ManchuCandidate January 15, 2010 at 9:49 am

Since when did GOPers care about human rights?

Note to GOPers: thanks to your support of W’s fizkhell policies, you made US Americuh China’s bitch.

Mr Blifil January 15, 2010 at 9:51 am

They always want Dems to start a shooting war with China. Did it to Clinton for 8 years. Google took the block off pictures of tank man, so it’s only a matter of time before things swing back our way again.

Katydid January 15, 2010 at 9:52 am

In related news, Republicans Attack Obama for Being (insert linky of ur choice here).

One Yield Regular January 15, 2010 at 9:55 am

For once the private sector seems to be handling this issue pretty well by itself, and Republicans want government to get involved?

Also: China “stealing” jobs from America? HA HA HA HA HA

JMP January 15, 2010 at 9:55 am

There’s nothing Obama can do that could help ease repression in China, but the Republicans always know that the best foreign policy is to antagonize other powerful nations just for the hell of it.

[re=495275]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Now, they’ve always cared a lot about human rights, when it’s convenient to score points against Democrats or nations whose leaders they don’t like. Of course, when a country the GOP sees as an ally violates human rights it’s no big deal, or not happening at all.

bitchincamaro January 15, 2010 at 9:57 am

Yet the tango that the telecoms and NSA began under Bush and continues unfettered under BO is O.K. I am nonplussed.

TGY January 15, 2010 at 9:58 am

[re=495283]JMP[/re]: The GOP is jealous of those who violate human rights. They demand the chance to violate them first. Else, you know, it’s no fun.

V572625694 January 15, 2010 at 10:00 am

First Haiti (“Obama’s Katrina”) now teh Google blocked in China. I tell ya, he’s the worst president since GWB.

[re=495274]TGY[/re]: OT (or on the previous one), the US America military has a lot of useful shit to help in Haiti. Things like reverse osmosis water purification systems, mobile laundry and shower units, all kinds of earth-moving equipment to dig people out and clean up the mess, the ability to build expedient airfields and air-transportable air traffic control systems to bring in, MASH-type field hospitals, portable concrete plants and sawmills — you name it. The problem is getting it into the one lousy airstrip at PauP.

dijetlo January 15, 2010 at 10:01 am

[re=495274]TGY[/re]: They need to shut the fuck up about China before we get retitled as the Bang-Bang region of the Ghuangzou Province, PRC (on the bright side, we’d get better health care and lower taxes).
Seriously people…when the ‘R’s are stupid domestically, it’s not such a big deal, we all knew they were stupid before they opened their mouths but the Chinese tend to believe high government officials speak for the…ya know…government. This entire Democracy thing is a little confusing for them, I’ve tried to explain it, retards get representation right along with normal people, but then they ask me how did the retards get put in charge and I’ve got to admit America is basically packed with ‘em. I draw a little “intelligence bell curve” and write “Republican” on the back of the wave but I’m not sure they understand it.

AngryBlakGuy January 15, 2010 at 10:02 am

…errrrr, I was under the impression that the “Patriot Act” was written in China?!

the problem child January 15, 2010 at 10:03 am

Since when is personal data intellectual property?

bitchincamaro January 15, 2010 at 10:05 am

[re=495289]dijetlo[/re]: I am intrigued by this “Bang-Bang region” of which you speak.

Don't Mess with Joe January 15, 2010 at 10:05 am

What happened to the America I grew up in? This is an outrage!

AngryBlakGuy January 15, 2010 at 10:12 am

…all in favor of a land war in China, say “TRUCK NUTZ”!!!

proudgrampa January 15, 2010 at 10:13 am

[re=495294]bitchincamaro[/re]: Today, we are all residents of the Bang Bang region.

Naked Bunny with a Whip January 15, 2010 at 10:13 am

Since when did GOPers care about human rights?

Or, for that matter, stealing. Or whether Americans have jobs.

charlesdegoal January 15, 2010 at 10:15 am

You don’t antagonize major creditors.

Redhead January 15, 2010 at 10:17 am

Eh, that’s what you get for electing a man who thinks instead of a coked-up wannabe cowboy.

germansteel January 15, 2010 at 10:42 am

Who the fuck is Frank Wolf? Couldn’t they find another total back bencher who has made a national ass of himself recently – like Joe U Lie – to take the reins on this inanity?

Gopherit January 15, 2010 at 10:42 am

I remember fondly of the days when real President, Dubya, fought tooth and nail with Google about getting involved in China. Those were the heady days of human rights and freedom.

Seriously, WTF republicans. You guys can convince yourselves of anything.

KilgoreTrout_XL January 15, 2010 at 10:48 am

Obama probably figures that 4Chan will take care of it.

MzNicky January 15, 2010 at 10:51 am

This is good news for John McCain.

Ducksworthy January 15, 2010 at 10:53 am

[re=495308]germansteel[/re]: The back benchers are never going to get to do anything to standout so they try to make a name for themselves be bashing the only negro in Americuh its still OK to bash, BO. But they all seem to make the same name from themselves, Rep. Douche.

ManchuCandidate January 15, 2010 at 10:53 am

[re=495289]dijetlo[/re]:
They’ve always been stupid on Foreigns. Read Stillwell’s biography by Tuchman or The Coldest Winter By Halbestrom. The bits on the military geniuz of Charles Willoughby (Dougie’s Intel Chief) and a major cause for the debacle of the Winter in Korea 1950 (outside of Dougie himself.)

Willoughby would be a Teabagger or other wingnut today.

Redhead January 15, 2010 at 10:53 am

[re=495311]KilgoreTrout_XL[/re]: Bahahahaha! And you’re probably right… if they can tear themselves away from Scientology.

user-of-owls January 15, 2010 at 10:54 am

“Jake2″ offered his illuminating Weltanshaung regarding this kerfuffle:

We Conservatives are in a big battle to Keep the USA Viable for our grand children and not be a floormat for obamaites. Maybe some of you democrats ought to deflect from the left wing radicals and help us save the United States of America.

I’m heading off to Home Depot to pick up some plywood so I can deflect all those radicals bombarding me.

pampl January 15, 2010 at 10:57 am

“Every time they steal intellectual property and information, they’re stealing jobs from America.”

Lollin’. So I guess whenever someone in China buys a screener off a guy on the street an American movie pirate loses his job. Or maybe if everyone in China started buying non-pirate movies the studios would hire a bunch of Americans to sit around, just because.

donner_froh January 15, 2010 at 11:02 am

Republican favored repressive dictatorship/kleptocracy/eighth century monarchy that crushes its subjects beneath the iron heel of totalitarianism are good because they are fighing al Qaeda (formerly Communism).

Similar regimes can be used as a stick to beat the Democrats as necessary.

JMP January 15, 2010 at 11:06 am

[re=495309]Gopherit[/re]: To be fair, Dubya did stupidly try to antagonize China for his first nine months in office, notably getting really pissy when they wouldn’t return our plane that crashed while innocently trhying to spy on them, until 9/11 came and he decided it was time to antagonize the entire Middle East instead.

[re=495319]pampl[/re]: No one cares for the little guy; look at all the damage bittorrent and the like have done to the local bootleg salesmen on our nation’s street corners and subways.

JMP January 15, 2010 at 11:07 am

[re=495320]donner_froh[/re]: And hell, they formerly supported al Qaeda because they were good at fighting Communists.

pampl January 15, 2010 at 11:10 am

INT. GOOGLE OFFICES, MORNING

Two men dressed casually enter, chatting. The first man looks into the office and recoils in shock, the second follows his gaze and gasps.
FIRST MAN: What the..!! Our cubicles!!
SECOND MAN: Where are they?!?

BOSS enters, dressed more formally. He wears an expression of pained sympathy.
BOSS: Sorry guys, the Chinamen stole our informations over the weekend. They’ve probably already taken your jobs to a chop shop.

FIRST MAN: NOO!! THIS ISN’T CHANGE I CAN BELIEVE IN!!!!

Suds McKenzie January 15, 2010 at 11:10 am

To busy “Writing” his Newsweek article.

Paterlanger January 15, 2010 at 11:16 am

[re=495283]JMP[/re]: You forget that for many in the GOP the Chinese, along with the rest of the world’s heathens, are players in their end-times fantasy. I think it says in the Nostradamus part of the Bible that Jeebus won’t come back ’til all the peoples of China have been converted and saved from Google/Maogoogle.

GreyPanter January 15, 2010 at 11:24 am

Why has the Whitehouse not responded? Is it maybe because there are more important things to do than comment on everything that happens within 10 minutes? The Repugs criticize BO for working on health care instead of creating jobs, and then criticize him for working on creating jobs instead of becoming a full time blogger.

S.Luggo January 15, 2010 at 11:53 am

Also, the chinese laundry put too much starch in my shirts. Mr. Obama, this must stop.

user-of-owls January 15, 2010 at 12:20 pm

[re=495361]S.Luggo[/re]: MR. HU, TEAR DOWN THAT FIREWALL!

DemmeFatale January 15, 2010 at 12:21 pm

[re=495322]JMP[/re]: At a small July 4, 2001 gathering, (after the spy-plane incident), Bill Clinton relayed a story to our group. The Chinese Premier called him and said “What’s with this Bush guy? He’s talking tough, so now I have to talk tough. At least when you accidentally bombed our embassy you apologized.” And presumably and that was that.

I think the whole world was wondering “what’s with this Bush guy?”

CaiteeCruelle January 15, 2010 at 12:34 pm

[re=495289]dijetlo[/re]: But they DO speak for America. You know how Pat Robertson is the president of religion? Same thing.

Lascauxcaveman January 15, 2010 at 12:35 pm

[re=495378]DemmeFatale[/re]: And please tell me Mr. Clinton’s response was something along lines of “Well Mr Bush just isn’t very smart, and he has a tiny penis, so just ignore him long enough and he’ll go away. His handlers won’t let him start anything with you, since they’re saving their ammo for Iraq.”

snideinplainsight January 15, 2010 at 12:45 pm

Nandesuka! Sylvania beat Sony again!

What? Oh, never mind.

Extemporanus January 15, 2010 at 1:04 pm

Rep. Franks knows what he’s talking about: He’s followed by one googol zeros.

Rosie Scenario January 15, 2010 at 1:05 pm

That’s okay. Obama, Chinese premier, Google exec., and Joe Biden will get together for some beers and all will be well.

Extemporanus January 15, 2010 at 1:06 pm

[re=495407]Extemporanus[/re]: Also, too, Rep. Wolf.

I need a line…

problemwithcaring January 15, 2010 at 1:16 pm

A mere three or four months ago Rethugs were complaining about NegrObama’s decision to impose duties on Chinese tires and calling for more cooperation with the commies. (Was that a GOP talking point or just the Paliban? Who can keep up with what the GOP actually endorses anymore?)

comicbookguy January 15, 2010 at 2:09 pm

The fact is, the Chinese have censored Internet access to the White House, so Obama hasn’t even heard about this incident yet.

Darkness January 15, 2010 at 2:51 pm

[re=495342]Paterlanger[/re]: saved from the Google/Maogoogle. AHAHAHAHAH

kilgoretrout January 15, 2010 at 3:53 pm

“Every time they steal intellectual property and information, they’re stealing jobs from America.” Because….it should be an American’s job to do that?

godforbidowright January 17, 2010 at 6:09 am

intellectual property = american jobs

hmm… nope. still doesnt quite sound right!

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