Naked Massachusetts person Scott Brown is flyin’ high, and is almost certain to defeat Martha Coakley in the state’s special Senate election next Tuesday, since he is only losing by five or eight percentage points. Were he to pull off a victory, he would almost certainly switch to the Democratic party within seventeen seconds, because he would be a REPUBLICAN FROM MASSACHUSETTS — that most untenable of positions, what with Republicans demanding 100% racism and homophobia and violence around the clock. Well, maybe not, but at least he’s aware enough of his anachronistic political status to claim no knowledge of this hilarious “Tea Party Movement” that might be his only basis for existence right now.
Republican State Senator Scott Brown toured a medical device company in Chelmsford, using the event to again blast Democratic efforts to overhaul health care and tamp down Democratic efforts to paint him as a Republican in lock-step with the national GOP.
“The allegation that I vote 96 percent of the time with Republicans is inaccurate, but I’m proud of the fact that I’ve stood up against out-of-control spending and taxation in Massachusetts,” he said.
He also claimed that he was unfamiliar with the “Tea Party movement,” when asked by a reporter. When told that different people labeled him a conservative, moderate and a liberal Republican, he responded “I’m a Scott Brown Republican.”
(PSST, ADVISER: NEED NEW BULLET POINTS ON HOW TO HEDGE EVERY POSITION.)
Isn’t Massachusetts the only state in the country to be fully gay, anyway? Good luck managing that, Inverse Ben Nelson guy!
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At least he won “center fold of the year” once— as that is the last thing he will ever win.
He’s like a gay Mitt Romney, a.k.a. Mitt Romney.
Are we sure he doesn’t have some low-riding magic diaper on in that photo?
His pre-pube pubes are giving me the vapors.
I believe the spread shown proves that he knows “The Teabagging Movement”.
I’d let that hit me.
Do you have any shots of Martha Coakley in her granny panties?
Scott Brown-Levi Johnston 2012. Only we have the balls to lead this country!!
With this pic, every male teabagger would love to tread his happy trail.
Have you LOOKED at that photo? Of COURSE he’s going to deny any knowledge of tea-bagging.
Gay for Scott Brown.
I’d be a republicun for an hour or two, if I could massage that elephant’s trunk. With my mouth.
[re=494917]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: T’aint what you do, it’s the way that you do taint.
TPM nails him on this and has photos of him at a Teabagging event (supplied by his campaign):
http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/01/brown-says-hes-unfamiliar-with-tea-partiers-pictures-say-otherwise.php?ref=fpblg
The Dems could take photos of that and intercut it with video of him denying all of it and create themselves a nifty little ad that will destroy him in seconds. Which they will not. Because they are Democrats and that would be smart.
That man is gayer than a rainbow of Skittles.
[re=494919]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: Ah, ’tis love…’Tis love that makes the taint go ’round.
Nice boobs.
A Scott Brown Republican, aka a Republican who’s into a different kind of bush, i.e., his own.
In contrast with a Martha Coakley Democrat who’s all clean-shaven down there.
If Scott Brown gets in the senate, that republican bathroom is gonna be SRO.
Better source that “interview” where he said he was not aware of the tea party movement.
http://www.dakotavoice.com/2010/01/media-mislead-with-allegations-scott-brown-unaware-of-tea-party-movement/
“QUESTION: “Scott, what do you think about the Tea Party movement and what they are trying to do?”
SCOTT BROWN: “I am not quite sure what you are talking about, what are they trying to do?”
QUESTION: “The anti-smaller government, sort of anti-establishment organization that is trying to take over the country.”
SCOTT BROWN: “Taking over the country. I think that is a little bit of an exaggeration.”
QUESTION: “Well, they are all over the place and they are trying to take down moderate Republicans. . .”
SCOTT BROWN: “All I know is that. . . “
QUESTION: “Are you completely unaware of that organization?”
SCOTT BROWN: “I’m not quite sure what you are referring to. But let me just say that this is a big tent campaign. I have people who are Democrats, I have people who are Independents, Republicans, young, old, liberal, conservative, moderate involved in this campaign because people are looking past the letter behind my name and they are looking at my 30 years of military service. They are looking at the fact…
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[re=494950]libertytreeehugger[/re]: Wow the Dakotavoice, was the John Birch newsletter unavailable?
Scott Brown is clearly a festive rotated right triangle, a merry cone, maricón, whatever.
“I’m a Scott Brown Republican.”
I actually kind of like him for that comment, but why hasn’t anyone from his campaign pushed anyone over? Are they just a bunch of pussies?
[re=494920]Hooray For Anything[/re]: Hahaha I’m sure this guy’s toast, now.
Well these images were clearly taken on a windy day which he was unaware of.
Flagrantly pandering for the “P-town” vote.
The teabaggers are going to vote for Joe “Not Actually a Kennedy” Kennedy, the libertarian candidate so amazing that he couldn’t get his signatures together in time to run unopposed on the Libertarian Party primary ballot.
stfu yall, anyone who was ever in the army is the best fucking candidate for the job
[re=494917]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: Roscoe, I don’t swing that way, but I love you, man! LOL!
He’s pushing his “military service” because he’s been a MA state senator for umpteen terms and hasn’t accomplished anything. Not even running hopelessly for governor or state treasurer (at which Repubs sometimes actually have a shot). Has about the same work ethic as SPalin. Except he did take it upon himself to write an amendment to some bill that would have allowed emergency medical providers to deny contraceptives to rape victims if such medical care violated their personal religious beliefs… Hello? Those people are licensed by the state. Do you know a schoolbus driver whose religion doesn’t encourage stopping at red lights? One day you will.
[re=495061]kewlguy42069[/re]: All he needs now is a cop, a construction worker, an Indian and a Cowboy.
At least citizens in Massachusetts demand that their Republicans be fuckable. The same cannot be said for my fellow Missourians – Exhibit A:young Kit Bond.
[re=495110]Violenza[/re]: “In Russia, politicians fuck YOU”!
Yakov Smirnoff
The Fall of the Great American Political Campaign (A Short List)
– Dukakis on the tank.
– George Allen and Macaca.
– Scott Brown’s landing strip.
Also, where’s his junk? Was it cold in the studio or WHAT?
I’ll bet he gets his cock brown from time to time.
I’m soooooo tired of listening to his two “girls” Ayla and Arianna defending him in his ads. He’s married to a Boston teevee news lady named Gail Huff. I’ve wondered if it’s weird/awkward for her when channel 5 covers this race…but I don’t watch teevee news. Lamers.
I hope he wins. Just to see that picture more often.
I think its reverse sexism on Wonkette’s part to use such a photo in their story!
Yum!
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