• May 26, 2012

Barack Obama Dares Shoot Internet Video Supporting Martha Coakley

by Jim Newell  

Barack Obama needs your help, sheeple! The broad up there in Massachusetts, Martha Coakley, just has zero fucking clue what she’s doing or what’s going on at all, so maybe volunteer and pass some leaflets around for a few days, jesus… [The Plum Line]

{ 30 comments }

queeraselvis v 2.0 January 14, 2010 at 2:17 pm

Countdown to John McCormack fingering Barry as the thug who mugged him in 3…2…1…

Suds McKenzie January 14, 2010 at 2:20 pm

Rethink the purple sport coat.

Buzz Feedback January 14, 2010 at 2:26 pm

She’s no George Washington.

Jukesgrrl January 14, 2010 at 2:26 pm

Martha Croakley is a part-time Democrat. Lieberman isn’t going to live forever so we have to line up his replacement.

WadISay January 14, 2010 at 2:28 pm

Needs a little more pahhk yuh cah at Fenway an’ have a Sammy.

Paul Tardy January 14, 2010 at 2:30 pm

Resounding vote for change…rofl. I can’t believe I donated money to that.

BTW, who’s her favorite founding father?

KilgoreTrout_XL January 14, 2010 at 2:31 pm

She is one of my favorite founding fathers.

hedgehog January 14, 2010 at 2:31 pm

” … and that’s why we need Murtha Cockley as my ally in the United States Senate.”

Aflac Shrugged January 14, 2010 at 2:31 pm

That’s a lot of unnecessary pressure to put on Massachusetts’ voters. The Democrats have shown they can be just as ineffective with sixty senators as they can with fifty-nine.

teebob2000 January 14, 2010 at 2:32 pm

Didn’t supposedly do some coakley in the back of a limo with that retard gay guy?

Min January 14, 2010 at 2:32 pm

That’s one ugly lamp sitting behind him.

Tourettesorist January 14, 2010 at 2:35 pm

[re=494795]Buzz Feedback[/re]: She’s no John Kerry. Oh wait, that would be a good thing.

Way Cool Larry January 14, 2010 at 2:35 pm

His eyes are hypnotic in the zoom in

Hooray For Anything January 14, 2010 at 2:40 pm

[re=494804]Aflac Shrugged[/re]: Sadly, 59 Senators means Olympia Snowe becomes Queen of America. So, I guess take your choice– would you rather have Queen Olympia, King Ben of Nebraska, or Queen Joe Lieberman?

magic titty January 14, 2010 at 2:40 pm

“The broad up there in Massachusetts, Martha Coakley, just has zero fucking clue what she’s doing or what’s going on at all, so maybe volunteer and pass some leaflets around for a few days, jesus…”

Best sentence ever?? Most likely.

TGY January 14, 2010 at 2:41 pm

[re=494811]Way Cool Larry[/re]: That would explain why I voted for him. That and his opponent being John McCain and all.

SayItWithWookies January 14, 2010 at 2:45 pm

Wait — we don’t just vote once and then everything’s fixed? F*ck this democracy thing! It’s some sort of huge fraudulent letdown! I’m voting Republican! They promised after this election I’ll never have to vote or think again!

Suds McKenzie January 14, 2010 at 2:49 pm

Her Website is brilliant: “Coakachusetts Dreamin”

Sharkey January 14, 2010 at 2:56 pm

What’s Barry so mad about? Looks like he’s constipated. Lay off the stakes, Barry!

S.Luggo January 14, 2010 at 3:00 pm

Barry says these words right after Scott Brown specifically warned him not to! Obama, you might be light-skinned, but there is only so much you can get away with.
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http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/01/14/gop-candidate-warns-obama-stay-away-massachusetts-senate-race/
January 14, 2010
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With national attention focusing on the race, Brown issued a stern warning to Obama, cautioning him to “stay away” from Massachusetts.

“He should stay away and let Martha and I discuss the issues one on one,” Brown told the Herald.

nbawriter January 14, 2010 at 3:04 pm

He’s mad this slap-twat fucked this up so badly that he had to actually get involved. Ted drove a chick into a stream of death and still won his seat.

betterDeadThanRed January 14, 2010 at 3:05 pm

Losing that Senate seat in Mass is to Democrats as losing NY-23 was to Republicans. Coakley doesn’t even have a bunch of out-of-state tea party nuts to help her lose.

Here I go quoting Will Rogers again but this stuff is timeless: “I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.”

Long Form Def Certificate January 14, 2010 at 3:09 pm

[re=494812]Hooray For Anything[/re]: No way Joseph Isidore is the queen in the threesome with WALNUTS! & Lindsay Graham. LG is definitely the two-times bottom, there; the base in WALNUTS! & Liebs’s Eiffel Tower.

gurukalehuru January 14, 2010 at 3:14 pm

This will be a measuring the coattails moment.

Mr Blifil January 14, 2010 at 3:16 pm

Well it’s not like he can actually go to Massachusetts. HE CAUSED BUSSING TO HAPPEN

Mr Blifil January 14, 2010 at 3:17 pm

[re=494829]Sharkey[/re]: He can’t stop thinking about Coak.

tootsieroll January 14, 2010 at 3:21 pm

[re=494839]betterDeadThanRed[/re]:
Coakley doesn’t even have a bunch of out-of-state tea party nuts to help her lose.

Well they are all over Boston.com spamming it with “go Scott Brown” posts. They are infuriating. I want to reach through my screen and bitch slap the lot of them. If the Brown wins because these Limbaugh and Erik son of Erik sent these fucktards from all over the country to give money and whine about ACORN and union thugs I might go postal.

ithasatilde January 14, 2010 at 3:57 pm

needs more naked Cosmo centerfolds from the 80s.

thesheriffisnear January 14, 2010 at 6:20 pm

If nothing else Brown is assured of “Tookie” Amirault’s vote.

thesheriffisnear January 14, 2010 at 6:39 pm

[re=494821]Suds McKenzie[/re]: Things go better with Coakley.

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