Sinister Michigan abortion monster Rep. Bart Stupak has been so mean to nice ladies in the pas few months that he is considering running for the gubernatorial nomination of their party, the Democrats. It makes a lot of sense: when everyone hates the crickety shits out of you, maybe they will… hmm… elect you for governor? For life? Hooray! (Profits!) [CQ]
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What does this have to do with the wave of rampant anti-ginger prejudice now sweeping late-night tee vee?
I love Stupak’s name because it allows me to call him what he is — “stupid hack” — while saving myself the effort of uttering the extra syllable.
If it gets one more jesus-freaked dick weasel out of the US house, I say let him run. With luck, he’ll lose in the primary anyway.
I wasn’t aware that those from the UP were allowed to be governor of Michigan. I mean, they let Canadians be governor (i.e., Jennifer Granholm), but shit, poutine-munchin’ yoopers?
What’s next…a light-skinned president who can speak with a negro dialect if he so chooses?
Go for it, Bart; the dick won’t be able to hold important legislation hostage for the embryo fetishists as Governor, so this is good news for women everywhere. Except Michigan, obviously.
This makes perfect sense. I can’t think of a worse punishment for someone I hate than being governor of – or just living in – Michigan.
Campaign slogan: “I didn’t do it.”
That picture is the perfect representation of “self-satisfied smirk”.
Run, Bart, run! I’d much rather you stop progress in Michigan than in the nation as a whole.
Stupak looks like the product of an unholy union between Newt Gingrich and Barney Frank, with a little Scott Roeder and Beelzebub thrown in for good measure.
I swear to God, if he runs I’ll run against him. Really, how much damage could I do if I got elected? Stupidak, on the other hand, would take a state that’s already in the crapper, and flush.
Ann Arbor prepares to secede.
[re=493838]hedgehog[/re]: Stupak is as stupak does.
(Has anyone said that yet? We tend to repeat ourselves a lot here…)
[re=493851]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: He’s definitely got Republican Hair.
[re=493854]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: Bah. If we repeat it, it’s just a meme.
…sigh…Jennifer Granholm… sigh…
I’m sorry, what was the question?
[re=493849]SayItWithWookies[/re]: “progress in Michigan” These words were rejected by my intertoob typing machine. Apparently it’s never seen the phrase used before.
[re=493856]Gopherit[/re]: Stupak is as stupak does.
[re=493849]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Hah Hah, please don’t do that to us. Although I doubt he could make it much worse. also. and C Street.
Michiganders (yes they call themselves that) have got to be smarter than this. There are real humans living there.
[re=493842]MMS[/re]: Is Stupak really a UPer? No wonder he’s such a moron.
[re=493854]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: [re=493856]Gopherit[/re]: [re=493863]Come here a minute[/re]:
I’M WITH
STUPAK
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[re=493854]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: [re=493856]Gopherit[/re]: LOL I was gonna say the same thing. Then would that be a meme too? WTF why not.
If we repeat it, then it’s just a meme.
Ahh. I think I just got déjà vu.
They’re kicking him out of the C Street house. Women are refusing to come in for “visits,” knowing he’s there.
I am for him running (and failing) if it gets it out of the House.
They should succeed and declare Independence as the sovereign state of North Haiti, at which point they’d be eligible for foreign aid and UN disaster relief. If they’d like to make Bart their King in the process, I say let them.
Michiganders are a proud and independent folk and I, for one, wish them all the best in their future life as an impoverished third world cess pit (P.S please take Texas with you, also).
When everyone hates the crickety shits out of you, maybe they will… hmm… elect you for governor.
This has been the prevailing political theory in Illinois politics for at least half a century. It was inevitable that eventually it would spread to our neighbors like some kind of filthy contagion.
I’m beginning to think unemployment is always high in states like Michigan and Ohio because the people there are remarkably stupid. Also.
Real meaning of this: Stupak doesn’t think he can get re-elected… desperately seeking another gig… Land of Big Three still in search of 1957.
[re=493874]Crank Tango[/re]: [re=493854]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: [re=493863]Come here a minute[/re]: LOL I was gonna say the same thing. Then would that be a meme too? WTF why not.
If we repeat it, then it’s just a meme.
Ahh. I think I just got déjà vu.
[re=493872]Extemporanus[/re]:
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STUPAK
You knoooww … Stupak voted pretty much pro-liberal on most everything, except on abortion.
Estate Tax Repeal: No
Drilling in ANWR: No
Extend Patriot Act: N
CAFTA: No
Iraq War: No
[re=493895]Come here a minute[/re]: I know what you meme!
Mark Sanford left C Street to run for Governor of South Carolina, & we know how that turned out. Might a victorious Gov. Stupak have a waltz over Escanaba with some lucky Slavic gal?
[re=493882]dijetlo[/re]: secede. Moran
He should’ve aborted that Cosby sweater…
[re=493883]whiskey tango foxtrot[/re]: Actually, no. What we do, you see, is to identify which one is the crook, and then elect that crook. It is assumed the other candidate, not having chosen graft as his/her primary source of diversion, probably diddles children.
Hey Michiganders, don’t feel bad, we have to live down Virginia Foxx AND Patrick McHenry.
[re=493842]MMS[/re]: I think you confused pasties with potine. NO ONE up there eats that Canadian curds-and-whey-with-gravy stuff. However, we have been known to drink a LOT of LaBatts Blue (aka Butt Flu).
[re=493890]Extemporanus[/re]: Hey, you can always come up with new memes for him. For one, I’ve heard a rumor that Stupak Shakur is actually still alive.
[re=493870]V572625694[/re]: Watch it, meathead…
[re=493926]JMP[/re]: Way aheada ya, homeslice.
[re=493936]Extemporanus[/re]: D’oh! But that was months ago; how are we supposed to remember that far back?
I wish some of these born again boy-men, instead of throwing up roadblocks to health care, could translate some of their fanaticism for protecting the unborn innocents into doing something about the U.S. having an infant mortality rate greater than that of FORTY-FIVE other countries.
[re=493943]One Yield Regular[/re]: No, if jesus wanted those dead babies to live, they would have been born to wealthy families.
[re=493926]JMP[/re]: Dear Momma 2 Be,
Don’t be abortin’ yo’ shortee.
Much love,
Stupak
Stupak is attempting a high-difficulty feat: Losing Two Offices with One Announcement.
He won’t win the governor’s race (not even the primary), and by running he’d deliver his House seat to any Republican with a pulse.
I have a question for this goof. Abortion rights are the law of the land. I am a tax paying citizen and I’d like to know why MY OWN PERSONAL taxes can’t be used for an abortion if I want one under this “Health Care Bill”. Isn’t reproductive health part of whole person health care or do you select only certain parts of the female body to cover? If so, I say no more Cialis or Viagra for the men.
I have a shorter question for the distinguished gentleman: Hey, panty-sniffing douche, what the hell business is it of yours what goes in or comes out of the Cooze Canal?
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