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What is it with the conservative cruises! Weekly Standard Cruise, National Review Cruise, “Newsmax.com” Cruise. Oh, right, they do conservative candidate scouting on these trips! That’s how Bill Kristol met Sarah Palin, on his Cruise to the frozen Alaska. But this one… this one’s just the toe-fucker Dick Morris and whatever person he pays to be his wife.

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  1. If Dick is paying women to be his wife he needs to spend more because if Google Images has anything to say about it, I wouldn’t fuck the current Mrs. with Bea Arthur’s dick. That’s my time. I’ll be here all week. Try the veal!

  2. Fox (News or Entertainment, same-same) to serialize as “The Return of the Love Boat.” Dramamine consumption will be high, even in calm waters.

  3. [re=493249]Tommmcatt[/re]: That would’ve worked better if you got the name right; it’s not ellen, but Eileen. And I heard Dick and her went Toora Loora Toora Loora-aye; and they can sing just like their fathers.

    [re=493255]whiskey tango foxtrot[/re]: Egad; are you sure that’s his wife, and not Janet Reno as played by Will Ferrell?

  4. Ah Yes, the GOP Miss Cleo for the dumbest of the dumb.
    Let’s take a hop into the way-back-machine and look at Toe Sucker’s fabulous prognostications.

    “‘Joe the Plumber’ Presents Winning Strategy for McCain”
    http://newsmax.com/Morris/joe-plumber-mccain/2008/10/20/id/326016

    “‘Undecideds’ Could Shift Toward McCain”
    http://newsmax.com/Morris/undecided-voters/2008/10/29/id/326225

    “Sarah Palin Is a Godsend for McCain”
    http://newsmax.com/Morris/sarah-palin-john-mccain/2008/09/02/id/325133

    “Sarah Palin — an American Margaret Thatcher”
    http://newsmax.com/Morris/sarah-palin-thatcher/2008/09/04/id/325184

    “Political Map Shows Huge Turn Toward McCain”
    http://newsmax.com/Morris/dick-morris-state-map/2008/09/19/id/325429

    These are but a few examples of Morris’ idiocy.
    Only Fox News will keep this stupid fucker employed.

  5. Ah Yes, the GOP Miss Cleo for the dumbest of the dumb.
    Let’s take a hop into the way-back-machine and look at Toe Sucker’s fabulous prognostications.
    These are headlines from his NewsMax column.

    “‘Joe the Plumber’ Presents Winning Strategy for McCain”

    “‘Undecideds’ Could Shift Toward McCain”

    “Sarah Palin Is a Godsend for McCain”

    “Sarah Palin — an American Margaret Thatcher”

    “Political Map Shows Huge Turn Toward McCain”

    These are but a few examples of Morris’ idiocy.
    Only Fox News will keep this stupid fucker employed.

  6. Time to fight back with a Wonkette Cruise. But where to go? Up (or down) the Mississippi? The Potomac or Hudson? We can have our pictures taken with SKS’ Lil TruckNutz and be entertained by Riley but what would make the ideal Wonkette Cruise?

  7. [re=493277]chascates[/re]: I propose a cruise from Battery Park in Manhattan to St. Georges, Staten Island. And back. They only crash into the dock every forty years or so.

  8. [re=493277]chascates[/re]: I say we appropriate the Mayflower II in Plymoth and take a very drunken sail across Cape Cod Bay to Provincetown. With any luck, we’ll strike a right whale on the way.

  9. [re=493259]JMP[/re]: “Egad; are you sure that’s his wife, and not Janet Reno as played by Will Ferrell?”

    I just shot twenty five cents worth of Diet Pepsi through my nostrils, thank you very much.

    Seriously though. I just don’t get how Repubs can so easily tap into the populism of the bitters and the poors and at the same time go on luxury cruises every other week. Doesn’t anyone put this together when some lump of armpit cheese like Dick Morris rails about how taxes hurt everyone and then invites those same people on a pleasure cruise.

  10. Hmmm, how to spend my spring break. I could either spend a week with Dick Morris on a cruise ship or a week in North Dakota shoveling snow. Fargo, here I come!

  11. Isn’t it clear? To engage in the deep depravity that is the only thing that brings them joy anymore, Conservatives must get into international waters.

  12. Yet more evil for which Bill Clinton is actually responsible for leaving to this successors.

    Dick Morris is fake cocaine runs to Mena, Vincent Foster “murder”, shady travel office firings, money-losing land-deals, & Oval Office trysts, times a quadrillion.

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