George W. Bush Is Now Very Tragic Gun Clown

If you were considering skipping this year's Safari Club International Annual Hunters' Convention , starring our country's first white president George W. Bush, ho ho ho, three words for you good sir: "Also Liz Cheney."

This makes sense, as Liz Cheney is the actual human equivalent of the act of shooting an animal with a gun, for pleasure. But can someone please get W. the number of the speech wizards who managed to get Michael Steele $20,000-per-engagement?

(Taxidermy hat tip to "Tom G.")