Everyone Do Some Celebratory 'Stoner Culture Thing' In Honor Of New Jersey!
Medical marijuana is now legal in the nearby state of New Jersey! This is a thing MTV orchestrated, for its popular Jersey Shore documentary series. [ New York Times ]
Miep Gies, the very nice Dutch lady who hid Anne Frank and her family from the cast of Jersey Shore , has died at 100. [ Washington Post ]
Today is the funeral for Joe Biden's mother in Joe Biden's Delaware. [ CNN ]
More birds than ever are dangerously crashing into airplanes. Someone put birds on the No Fly list. [ AP ]
Human-steroid hybrid Mark McGwire admitted that he took illegal drugs that helped him hit more baseballs with a baseball bat. [ Wall Street Journal ]
The chocolate-covered Corporates at Cadbury are trying their very best to avoid being purchased, unwrapped and left to melt by Kraft. [ Reuters ]