Check it out everyone, it’s Tucker Carlson’s Daily Caller the “Reason magazine of Huffington Posts.” In otherwords BIG FREAKING TOP HEADLINE and then tons of other links all over the fucking place that may or may not redirect to outside sources. (Still, easier to navigate than the HuffPo.) And how lovely, an opening column from Andrew Breitbart. Yikes. Anyway, good luck, Tucker! [Daily Caller]
OH BOY
January 11, 2010
Tucker Carlson’s Pay-Porn & Conservative News Website Launches!
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Yeah, but will it have millions of pop-ups and spam ads that psych me out? The article I clicked on is almost loaded and WHAM! I got a dancing taco telling me it’s not too late for lunch.
Where’s the Walrus blowing itself?
And you call yourself a quality intertoobs website, Tucker? For shame.
Good luck, Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson!
Tony Blankley, Andrew Breitbart, AND Tucker Carlson on the smae site? AWESOME! Plus such scintillating headlines as:
Cops: Pa. man steals $50, flees on Walmart scooter
Callers to free tow number directed to porn line
Washington couple collects cans to pay for wedding
Filthy lucre: Cash-filled shoes tossed in Romania
Ore. man accused of snipping bus passenger’s hair
Eat your heart out, Christian Science Monitor!
“[G]ood luck, Tucker!” WTF?
If it doesn’t feature pictures of Andrew Breitbart being pulled apart limb from limb by big rigs, ala “The Hitcher”, I ain’t clicking…
Can we please put the Daily Caller with Politico on the banned list?
Ask Matt Labash!? Okay, here goes:
Q: Who the Hell are you?
Q: It says you work at the Weekly Standard. What did you do to deserve such a punishment?
Q: Can we get you a new hat?
Say, you know which other failed politician re-invigorated his career by co-opting the news media?
Also, on this, his first day with the great blog website, can Tucker please regale us once again with the story about the fag who hit on him in the park that one time? Cuz Tucker, you almost went fuckin medieval on that cocksucker’s ass, didn’t you!
Did Jeebus come down from the sky and tell her that this was in his plan for her?
Bow ties always kick the kink up a notch.
Green car ad on the home page of a conservatard “news” site launch day? FAIL.
Looks like you blogged some of the top headlines from the Caller. You getting soft on us?
I couldn’t bear to look. Does he still wear those prissy bow ties?
On first look, that is one GIANT Palin head. Well, I guess it fight off the giant Putin head as it flies over the border.
They’re really big on the “DC” abbreviation, aren’t they?
Then there’s the screengrab-bas “comic”, looks like a ripoff of DM of the Rings, even using the same font, only with pictures from the news and not funny.
Needs more naked ladiez. It looks like the Frankenstein child of Wonkette and Huffington Post whilst simultanously lacking the charm of both.
Wow. What a clever web page design. Let’s see, Headline Story at top, other stories below. Yup, that’s really original.
Does the world really NEED this???
Well, at least it’s not a big picture of Harry Reid with the tagline ‘Racist Reid’ or some nonsense, but I wager I’ll get a Fox News contract with my BFF Snowbilly before I click on any of Tucker’s web site.
I like how they have an entire section devoted to Keeping Interstate Rest Stops Safe for Kids
Wow, Breitbart managed to get through the entire first sentence of his essay without mentioning himself or his crappy news sites. The man is a paragon of restraint — which is just what Tucker “Lookitmywebsite” Carlson needs.
Wonkette: All Palin, All the time!
Today’s cars greener than ever? That sounds like some commie bullshit right there.
Let’s move on. Nothing to see here.
[re=492508]proudgrampa[/re]: Seriously. I was hoping for the hate level of Fox Nation with all of Tucker’s big talk about war and gaybashing. Weak sauce. How am I supposed to get banned there?
[re=492504]JesusButter[/re]: It’s like last week’s Michael Steele-a-palooza, only with more blackness!
[re=492499]proudgrampa[/re]: But they are innovate by taking the word “headline” literally and illustrating it with a big giant head; hopefully all their top stories will be presented like this.
[re=492502]blader[/re]: I know how…keep Andrew Breitbart off the highways…
[re=492511]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: [re=492511]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: and more cock.
Daily Dump.
[re=492482]Fox News Light[/re]: I agree. We know how bad its going to be but it might be funny for a few days yet. Give it this week and Blamo Banishment.
The best shitty newsite mommy and daddy’s frozen poultry can buy.
[re=492498]BlueStateLibtard[/re]: Huffpo…where else can I find news about a robotic sexdoll that looks like Chrissie Hynde. Huffpo should sell official Huffpo cum rags and lotions.
Needs more POWER EQUATION.
[re=492502]blader[/re]: That’s so when Walmart is allowed to break all child labor laws and hire sixteen year olds to drive their semis, then the little bastards won’t get ass raped when they stop to take a wee-wee.
[re=492506]thehelveticascenario[/re]: Why, of course they are, because carbon emissions help plants grow! Keep up with the talking points!
When can we expect wacky alternative health articles? “Six Herbs That Keep The Commie Blues Away” would be a great lead.
Hmmm…well, it’s not quite HuffPo-y enough yet but it’s close. The headline needs to be bigger, like the size of your computer screen, and it’s too is too boring and factual (needs to be something like “Fox Ups War Against Obama/Satan” or “Sarah Palin to Fox– Joe Biden Should Resign!”). It also goes without saying there’s a serious lack of Alec Baldwin, Deepak Chopra, and Paul Reiser.
I give it two months before it becomes a libtard dumping ground like Briebart’s sites. Most the user comments on BigHollywood dot cum are smart ass liberals making fun of the conservatards their love for John Wayne.
WHAT?!?!?!? No, floating pussy? http://floatingpussy.ytmnd.com/
[re=492508]proudgrampa[/re]: No kidding. Except for the fact that all the pics on Tuck’s website look like a Who’s Who of People For Whom Tucker Has Bottomed.
ReadersDigest.com was not bowtiey enough.
Thank GOD someone started yet another another political website. Can you imagine if there were ONLY 1,700 political websites per every man, woman and child on this planet? Fortunately, we don’t face that deficiency. Tucker Carlson should follow up his website enterprise with a reality show, because we could use a few more of those too.
[re=492483]SmutBoffin[/re]: Just like HuffPo only ugly, with garish colors and pictures of very ugly people.
[re=492528]Hooray For Anything[/re]: It also needs a lot of silly celebutainment crap to be more like HuffPo.
Obv graduated from the HuffPo School of News Website design, complete with cheesy ‘Entertainment’ page covering up to the minute topics as Tila Tequila and Michael Jackson’s death certificate.
[re=492529]El Pinche[/re]: John Wayne was a fag.
Maybe Tucker can post an article explaining why conservatives made Jindal a honkey in his self-portrait. beat that Huffpo!
The problem with this is that if this is the Huffpo of the right, that implies that Huffpo is the left, and its not, really.
Matt LaBlatt looks blasted and “Ideas about anything” from Tiny Timmie Pawlenty, hilarious. I’m done.
http://dailycaller.com/2010/01/11/the-diary-of-s-e-cupp/
Yeah! It’s that S.E. Cupp, who wrote the book insisting that the right does openly welcome those Republicans who like gays and don’t shoot mooses. I’m gonna run for office as a gay Republican and see how that works out.
[re=492508]proudgrampa[/re]: RedState with glossy pitchers, plus an entertainment section. Did you know that the sex scene was cut from “Avatar”? Sheee-it.
Also, since HuffPo posts a story whenever Bernie Sanders releases a video where he screams about the lack of public ownership of owners, does that mean DailyTuckPoDC will post videos from Ron Paul where he waxes eloquently about how the 3rd Baron of Ludwig von Mises said that only gold is money?
I’m not clicking unless they’ve got an entire section dedicated to Miley Cyrus.
It’ll be a success if they show the rest of Hannah ‘Maple Blondie’ Teter instead of Wonkette’s demure collarbone up shot… Skin to win, baby!
[re=492559]PabaBritannica[/re]: As there is no way a person could be named “SE CUPP” and as there is no way for a Conservative woman to be considered attractive if they are not a frosty haired blonde, and as that column was way too much like a parody of conservative boiler plate nonsensical bullshit, I’m thinking “SE Cupp” is either a writer for the Colbert Report or Tucker’s attempt at having an Ed Anger from the World Weekly News type on the site to levy it with some pretty decent self-aware irony.
Tucker? I hardly know ‘er!
Yay! The dumbass-ification of the Repug party continues its march forward. Plus, they’ve discovered the internet!!!1!!1
I thought the only green that Steele’s right cared about was mo’ money!
[re=492571]I_KILL_ZOMBIES_ALSO[/re]: From your lips to God’s ear, perv.
http://lmnop.blogs.com/lauren/images/2008/05/05/miley.jpg
Nope… still a dick.
His full name is “Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson”. Swanson. He’s named after a pot pie. That explains SO much.
So Breitbart goes on some OTHER log cabin Republican website as if he’s cool widdit? Whatever happened to free enterprise and market forces? These idiots should be fighting the other to bitter death until they have completely cornered the market on advising others on how to be a doughy overaged frat boy and still be ok with that.
As is, the Breitbart column is a celebration of SOCIALISM.
Can somebody in the Swanson family just die already so Tucker can get his frozen food inheiritance and go away. Etiher that or have a douche-off with Jonah Goldberg.
I see Tucker has mostly dropped the Ted Bundy look, with the little bow tie to accentuate over fifty plus years of adorable boyishness. Now he’s matured into the little fascist leprechaun look made so popular by the likes Robert Bork.
This is one Republican who has definitely sucked a dick or two or three in the past. Not to sound uncharitable, but I really hope he chokes on the next one.
She’ll be the ‘Peggy Noonan’ for the tea bag set. And Noonan will start drinking even more now that she realizes how an uneducated, inarticulate nitwit will make more money than she ever dreamed of and won’t have to hang her whole career out of a few years acquaintance with a dead President.
Awww, Tucker put a picture of his imaginary girlfriend on the cover of his school project. That’s about as cute as me naming myself after the Asbury Jukes.
[re=492536]Ducksworthy[/re]: HuffPo would never run an article about an old escaping from Walmart. An F-list actress with her top off in or out of a scooter, yes. An old in a scooter even with the added criminal element, nope. Not sex-ay enough.
I take back my “Needs more naked ladiez” comments, as obviously I forgot the target audience, which is in-the-closet Republican white guys. “Needs more naked men and boys” is more appropriate.
[re=492686]Jukesgrrl[/re]: Actually, we should all be more appreciative of HuffPo today as their cracker jack investigative team, including Dan Froomkin, used a bundle of Arianna’s cash to show naked pictures of Eva Mendes and Amanda Seyfried.
Your turn, Tucker.
Tucker, Tucker.
Rhymes with?
Something I can’t think of right now because my head is full of Mother’s voice saying, “Aw. God love ‘im.”
Are $P’s parent dead or in hiding with their more successful children?\
Wondering.
Homer’s web page is easier to navigate than HuffPo.
http://www.mrxswebpage.com
…and cue the Jon Stewart video in 4…3…2…
Oh! That says Tucker. I read Trucknutter.
God, yes, the Huffington Post needs a redesign. Or, actually a DEsign, in the first place.
14 Male opinions to one female. Sounds about right.
Needs more PowerPoint!
Pay-Porn for truckers http://paypornhits.com ??
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