140 Pulitzers In The Category Of ‘Doomsday Prophecy’ For Your Wonkette, Please
We said there was no cure! Quarantine the “Twitter part” of the Internet now please. [Twitter]
UPDATE: Meg annotates this very confusing Twitter message with a follow-up Twitter message—as is customary in the hobby of journalism—after the jump.
Please hold all further questions until tomorrow’s column, i.e. the inevitable third clarification.
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