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She doesn’t know the “how” or “why” about alot of things.
Mee-ow!
Hey Meghan: Gay? Conservative? Be Proud!
Leading? That Michael Steele. So well-rounded. I didn’t know he also did graphic design.
Megs, penis envy much?
Damn you Wonkaterres, you’ve crashed twitter!
Ugh! Do you foresee a circumstance in which Meghan McCain runs for higher office? Or she could take over for MC and he could go be Governor of Maryland like he wants. That’d keep up the yuks but enhanced with large boobies.
It’s back up so quick! Damn you Wonketerres for not crashing twitter!
[re=491717]Suds McKenzie[/re]: It’s one thing to not know about the “how or why” and quite another to not care.
Jealous. Steele got his book done first, and now he’s moving paper while he still has the RNC chairmanship. Meanwhile, poor Meg McCabe stares at a blank Microsoft Word screen, then decides to post something from her twat.
“Dear Michael Steele, I dont care why or how you became the leader of the RNC, how about a moneyshot?”
FIXED!!!
Way to bury the lede, Juli. The real story is this tweet from earlier:
#I wish I didn’t have such a bubble butt, that way I wouldn’t be so paranoid to use my hotel pool.
about 16 hours ago from web
Can anyone deny that Megs is the future of American conservatism? The subtle populism in that tweet, GENIUS.
Today we are all bubble butts.
When Megan tells you to jump get out the trampoline and ask her to show you how high.
Pay no attention to the monkey, you may however put money in his cup
How: by winning the election at the RNC convention. Why: because the Republicans, at that point, were still trying to pretend they’re not all racists.
There you go, Megs.
I guess she must be racist.
Oh, Tits for Brains, you don’t get it. He IS leading the Republican party…
right off a cliff.
I am starting to think that using Michael Steele as an example of how the GOP doesn’t hate teh blax is a failure. And also awesome.
Wait, she doesn’t know how or why Steele is the chairman? She might just be dumb enough to replace him.
[re=491762]uncletravelingmatt[/re]: No no no, it’s not that she’s too dumb to figure out why. What she says is she doesn’t care. And, of course, willful ignorance is the only thing that trumps straightforward idiocy in today’s GOP. Hm…now that I think of it, your conclusion still holds. Nvrmnd.
For what it is worth, Michael Steele doesn’t think he will win this one either.
She obviously dont care why or how to use an apostrophe, either. Why can’t the adopted Bangladeshi daughter blog instead? Her spelling is probably awesome.
Please Mikey, Don’t hurt her!
Now is she that plumber lady or something?
Yes, Megs. No one knows leadership better than the useless daughter of a GOP has-been.
[re=491747]Cicada[/re]: I’d hit that bubble butt.
Haha, suxin. Poor megs.
More boobs less twatter.
Dame Lady Noonington is back in form.
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704130904574644701673362182.html?mod=rss_Today‘s_Most_Popular
The Risk of Catastrophic Victory
If she thinks she can run the RNC better than Michael Steele, maybe she should just do that very thing.
No, seriously. I want this to happen.
I will do whatever McCabe tells me. Warblog and destroy the mustache man.
[re=491800]comicbookguy[/re]: I could live with the buble butt, but those damned frog eyes get in the way.
Is this good news for John McCain? It’s so hard to tell anymore.
White girls only want the black man for one thing! I forget what it is.
I’m having trouble seeing her breasts.
WHAT do you supposed she is implying by the “why” he got elected? I mean it is clear to anyone with half a brain, he was the best man for the job.
Awwww, Megs. Did daddy McCain diddle you when you were a baby? (For FIVE AND A HALF YEARS ALAN, by any chance?) Is that why you show your boobies so much?
Seriously though, does anyone else get a strong child molester vibe from Walnuts?
[re=491738]Ducksworthy[/re]:
“MC and he could go be Governor of Maryland”
Please don’t say things like that. Some of live here and like Maryland’s leftist socialist leanings.
[re=491858]Redhead[/re]: Hm, no, actually. I never thought I’d say this on Wonkette, but, “ew.”
Also, I didn’t think I’d see a McBoobs post by someone other than Jim. This is a first.
Seriously though, does anyone else get a strong child molester vibe from Walnuts?
I think you were just confused by the zeal with which he kept shouting ‘FIVE AND A HALF YEARS!!!1!’
America, meet the next leader of the RNC: Meghan “Tits” McCain
So what is Steele supposed to do to meet this moron’s idea of “leadership”? Crash a few planes? Leave his crippled wife for a more pretty one?
Palin/Megs 2012.
A mouth of dingbat in every bite.
M.C. Steele responds:
What up? Bubble butt?
Why isn’t she using GOP.AM? is.gd has a liberal bias, and it sounds suspiciously like Is God.
WHY IS SHE USING A PAGAN URL? THIS ISN’T THE DAUGHTER OF JOHN MCCAIN I GREW UP WITH!
Guys, don’t make fun of her for that one tweet of her low top next to an Andy Warhol book.
It happened durring balloon boy. Everything that occurred durring that period DOESN’T COUNT.
All I know is we had no incidents of domestic boobage while Bush was President, and now we’ve had two under Obama.
Meg’s boobs happened six months before 9/11.
and I don’t think Obama is taking the issue seriously. I’d like to see him talk about boobs more often. In his speech at West Point, he didn’t mention boobs once. It’s a travesty.
Didn’t Mike just get done tellin’ the haters to STFU ?
What happened to that vaunted Republican Party Discipline that stampeded us into those wars, those disasters, this depression…it seems just when their leadership decides to contribute something to the national discussion (the widely held belief that Republicans need to STFU) they suddenly go all Democratic on him.
Bust a cap up that bubble butt, MC Mikeeee Mike. You can’t let their bitches diss you, that aint keepin’ it street.
[re=491893]glamourdammerung[/re]: Well, yes.
Strangely enough, Steele’s breaking from the GOP lock stepped herd is a form of leadership. Unwanted by the GOP handlers, but still.
“. . . I don’t care why or how . . .”
Translation: please don’t bother her with any confusing explanations of how things work.
Remington “Michael” Steele is not meant to lead, honey. He’s there to look pretty, and take the flak from peanut gallery so the ugly brains can do their work in the shadows. He’s still there, ergo he is doing a great job.
Ouch! That was low. Poor Michael Steele is only doing what Boss Limbaugh tells him to do. Don’t ask him to think for himself or to even assume he’s got a “right” to lead anything… he’s a negro in the Republican Party for cryin’ out loud!
I don’t care about Megs McCain, well ok, she’s an annoying spoiled brat, but…what I’ve been living in a cave for a week or so…..what I really want to know is did Rush Limbaugh die, or not?
I don’t care how or why Rush Limbaugh died, but how about giving it a shot, you fatassed hillbilly heroin freak?
RIP Rush Limbaugh. We will never forget how you made us laugh.
Rush is a judge for the 2010 Miss America Pageant. Here is his bio from the pageant website:
From the Field of Communications/Interview – Rush Limbaugh – Limbaugh is the outspoken, conservative and ultra-popular host of The Rush Limbaugh Show, an AM/FM radio show about American politics with an audience of 20 million. Limbaugh is involved in charities including the Marine Corps – Law Enforcement Foundation and the Leukemia Lymphoma Foundation. He is a best-selling author and was nominated in 2007 for the Nobel Peace Prize.
From the Competitive Enterprise Website
He was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize because: “Over the past decade and a half, Mr. Limbaugh has been at times almost a lone media voice correcting misinformation about DDT, he has also used his influence to counter what has become conventional wisdom regarding many environmental scares.”
No wonder he had chest pains after first Al then Hussien stole his Nobel Prize.
Rush Limbaugh 1951-2010
We laughed , we cried…. to good times.
Yes, but what does Paris Hilton think?
[re=492024]NYNYNY[/re]: Wait, can this be true? What luck, if true. Rush’s seventh horcrux (in the form of a golden ring that reads “One ring to turn them all into drooling idiots so as to be easily ruled” the words of which only appear if you read it by the orange light emitted by igniting one of limbaugh’s farts) can be conveniently tossed into the nearby volcano. And . . . we’re saved! Funny how easy that turned out to be.
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