- SOMEONE SAID ‘PENIS’ SO HERE IS A POST ABOUT IT: James Carville is so excited to pass through possible heightened airport security checks: “Let me buy a [security] pass … so that they can scan me and and search me and measure my penis, then let me get on the plane.” Everyone in the TSA quit upon hearing this comment. [The Hill]
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Haha, no one wants to see your (no doubt hairless) pudenda, James.
Local naturo-zealot, Gary Null is convinced of over a million new cancer deaths due to full-body screening in the future. I’m leaving my “package” at home.
Do other countries have such incredibly dumb and obnoxious political pundits, or are we just lucky in this regard?
I can’t get these two things out of my head:
1) The image of Snakehead’s penis
2) The horrible thought that Snakehead isn’t afraid because he has a huge penis.
Oh Cajun please. Everyone knows Mary has the penis in the family.
If there is such a thing as penile dentata, I’m sure Carville has it.
Mary Matalin is a size queen. That is the take-away.
Does he kiss Mary Matalin with that potty mouth?
[re=491624]Extemporanus[/re]: Five and 1/2 inches, Alan?
Drudge jumps on the bandwagon with this as his main head:
BIG SIS WANTS TO SEE UNDER YOUR CLOTHES
Cry about your flabby naked ass being glanced at by a rent-a-cop or cry about the remote chance of a crotch bomber. Your choice.
I once had a penis sing to me
His Penis Penis song
And when that Penis Penis sang
Here was the Penis’s song
He’d sing me…
Penis, penis, penis, penis
Penis, penis song.
Penis, penis, penis, penis
Penis all day long.
james is mistaken. they don’t use microscopes on those scanners.
[re=491631]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Don’t worry; much, much more likely is that Snakehead wants everyone to think he isn’t afraid because he has a huge penis. Cajun style.
Amazing how accurate these machines, to detect something as small as that.
[re=491624]Extemporanus[/re]: Released from lock-up?
This whole “Terrorist Christmas Penis Bomb” is a wingnut wet dream. It masterfully combines all the lusts that make a male a Repiggie.
“War on Xmas” – check.
“Dems weak on terror” – check
“WMD” – check
“A chance to scope out some other dudes wee wee” – check
It’s never gonna die.
Big Brother doesn’t care so much about the size but clues as to religious affiliation.
[insert Larry Craig joke here]
[re=491640]chascates[/re]: The will cry about both, thank you. The MSM will present them as “experts”.
James Carville is married to Mary Matalin. Unless he says “Yes, I know my wife is a lying liar who tells big fat lies” he has zero credibility.
Problem: TSA screeners quitting in droves.
Solution: Placard “Objects in Body Scanner smaller than they appear” above the monitor.
Problem Sol-Ved.
[re=491640]chascates[/re]: Drudge has been trying to see under men’s clothes for years. I should think he’d be breaking out the Cristal over this one.
If I think about James Carville’s penis, then the terrorists have won.
I can’t help but think about “Bad Santa.”
“Are you saying there’s something wrong with my gear? Is that what you’re saying to me?”
Wait, James Carville has a metal penis?
The mission of the airport security screener has finally come around, full circle. Original mission: to detect the gun hidden in your trousers. Current mission: to see, admire, and fap to the gun hidden in your trousers.
[re=491663]Naked Bunny with a Whip[/re]: ty
Can we have a James Carville blingee with the jumping bananas holding the penis signs?
One would think his penis would not be that hard to detect since the head is sticking up out of his shirt and tie there.
And Dickember drags on through Penisary.
He is a penis. Who needs to see Junior?
Brain Bleach, please.
[re=491663]Naked Bunny with a Whip[/re]: oh, god, the terrists have won!!!
Carville is brilliant. No lose for him. The entire planet is thinking about his member. Who else would volunteer this info? Okay, okay Larry Craig.
[re=491639]SmutBoffin[/re]: -.-.
[re=491651]bitchincamaro[/re]: -.
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[re=491655]snideinplainsight[/re]: *taptaptap*
[re=491657]gurukalehuru[/re]: Unless he says “Yes, I know my wife is a PROFESSIONAL lying liar who tells big fat lies” he has zero credibility. ALSO
[re=491692]TGY[/re]: No, it’s Wanguary.
Happy to see Extemporanus alive…but Morse code? No, nooo, not a ham radio geezer! Oh wait, they’re from the old guy you’re passing the messages on slips of paper you’ve made from mashed canned corn.. “Get on the internet and tell all my friends…” “Intarwhut?”
Ugh, look at the picture they used.
The new TSA mantra with full body scanners: Hands above the counters folks! Say Jenkins, is that a bottle of lube you got there?
Carville’s just upset because he will have to give up having a cucumber wrapped in tin foil stuffed down there, a la Spinal Tap…
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