“NSFW,” really? It doesn’t just apply to human sex acts anymore? Time to empty the hard drive… [Twitter via Dave Weigel]

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  • Prommie

    Fucking Salon linked to that months ago, in a review of a book about animal sex, stupid old shit, that is.

  • user-of-owls

    Another Michael Steele post?

  • PsycGirl

    I thought at first it said “Walnuts”. NSFW? Try Not Safe For Life.

  • queeraselvis v 2.0

    Ah. So that’s how Rushbo ended up in the hospital.

  • Hooray For Anything

    Goo goo gajoob

  • Mr Blifil

    I thought this was a Johan Goldberg thread, before I realized the walrus in question actually had the talent to succeed.

  • V572625694

    All you people complaining about HuffPo not being any good anymore, or ever, should just STFU now.

    Next week, Arianna’s bringing us kiddie porn shots from TSA back-scatter scans at the airport!

  • ManchuCandidate

    No wonder Limbaugh had a heart attack in Hawaii.

  • proudgrampa

    Like I said in a earlier thread, HuffPo is where I get all my porn!

  • rottenart

    How will The Daily Carlson top THIS?

  • Lascauxcaveman

    [re=490774]Hooray For Anything[/re]: I am the Walrus.

    (BTW- I’m glad someone here finally got it right; I can’t believe how many commenters are always saying ‘koo koo ka choo’ or somesuch nonsense. It’s one of my irrational pet peeves.)

  • Wonderman

    You dirty minded sicksacks. Walruses whistle to amuse themselves. And spell it right next time. That’s “aurally”.

  • stew

    Nah, Huff Post, I’d rather watch a woodchuck give a reach-around.

  • TGY

    He huffed and he huffed and then he posted.

  • Lionel Hutz Esq.

    Who would want to see John Bolton do that?

  • Lionel Hutz Esq.

    Jim: In this case, I think it stands for “Not Safe For Walrus.”

  • SayItWithWookies

    John Bolton keeps popping up all over.

  • SmutBoffin

    [re=490770]user-of-owls[/re], [re=490771]PsycGirl[/re], [re=490773]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re], [re=490776]Mr Blifil[/re], [re=490785]rottenart[/re]: : All these are funny!

  • Radiotherapy

    Good time to be at work, I guess, because I can’t watch video….but is it like 6 inches at 17 degrees?

  • Wugou

    I love how they tweet or twat or whatever this kind of thing but always purge my posts from their comments section. Well moderated indeed! (All I did was suggest that republcans were all gay for Sean Hannity. That’s totally true, right?)

  • comicbookguy

    The walrus in our office is not amused!

  • JMP

    At first, I thought it said “Wavus pleases herself”, and had to do with Joe “You Lie!” Wilson’s expert hiker intern “friend”.

  • AxmxZ

    Today, we are all The Walrus.

  • Katydid

    I can’t believe I’m the first to say this here, but evidently this walrus lives at the Nantucket Aquarium.

    Or maybe it’s just too obvious and therefore pedestrian at Wonkett, where everything is funny.

    And nice slam at Carlson by Wiegel.

  • AnSnarkist

    [re=490822]AxmxZ[/re]: Koo koo ka-choo

  • FMA

    [re=490824]Katydid[/re]: OK. This reminds me of a joke. A penguin’s car breaks down and he takes it to the garage. The mechanic says it’ll be a few minutes before he can figure out what’s wrong so the penguin goes to the Dairy Queen across the street. When he returns, the mechanic says, Looks like you blew a seal. And the penguin says, No, it’s just the ice cream.

    I didn’t say it was a good joke. I was just trying to help a brother out. Katydid, you can thank me later…

  • Snarkalicious

    Is this supposed to be one of those Master Chili-Whip’s Student, Student Attains Enlightment sort of things? Because it ain’t workin for anyone but that walrus.

  • DirtyHarriett

    [re=490799]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: That’s what I was thinking! YUCK! Also.

  • Suds McKenzie

    Walrus’z, their just like us.

  • Gopherit

    This isn’t any worse than the average Politico post.

  • Mustang

    [re=490802]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: No sex for walrus?

  • stew

    First Carrie Prejean now this?

  • Mustang

    Wait. I thought I was going to see a walrus, but this is just another video of Joe Lieberman enjoying the spotlight during the health care bill debates.

  • UnattendedConsequence

    Maybe he’s looking for a bomb under his foreskin.

  • Ye Olde Fap-Smith

    Oh, what will that Wilford Brimley do next for attention. Isn’t being the star of THE DIABEEETUS commercials enough for one walrus-man?

  • Gopherit

    [re=490864]stew[/re]: If Carrie Prejean could suck his own penis, he would have been more popular with Perez Hilton.

  • Gopherit

    [re=490877]Ye Olde Fap-Smith[/re]: Haha….that’s a scene from Cocoon III: The Coming.

  • FreshCliches

    When was Ron Jeremy placed in a zoo?

  • Godless Liberal

    I watched a walrus at Sea World Orlando do this very thing one time. He’s just hanging out in the tank, doing walrus things, when out of nowhere comes this righteous walrus cock. One of the park employees is standing there and she was all “Oh, he’s about to be naughty” and then he was living the dream.

    It probably says a lot about me that I actually stood there and watched to see if he would take his fellatio to its logical conclusion (he didn’t), but I don’t care. I watched a walrus blow himself and I am not ashamed.

  • Gopherit

    [re=490888]Godless Liberal[/re]: How do you know? Don’t tell me you’re experienced with walrus money shots.

  • ExecutorElassus

    [re=490769]Prommie[/re]: I think you mean Slate? I totally [re=366325]called that shit[/re], also.

    The point is, HuffPo is passe with their somewhat-bouyant yiff-vids.


  • Godless Liberal

    [re=490890]Gopherit[/re]: Having witnessed a dolphin orgy that very day, I considered myself something of an expert on underwater mammalian ejaculations.

    Also, I am experienced with walrus money shots.

  • snideinplainsight

    Probably more popular than the website by a long shot. Too bad they can’t afford to just hire a walrus now –

  • Katydid

    [re=490837]FMA[/re]: Um, thanks?

  • PsycGirl

    [re=490809]Radiotherapy[/re]: No, that’s our weather forecast.

  • Gopherit

    [re=490896]snideinplainsight[/re]: Then Steele better get to work.

  • FreshCliches

    [re=490896]snideinplainsight[/re]: I think we have a new URL to send to

  • Gopherit

    [re=490809]Radiotherapy[/re]: reverse those numbers

  • ManchuCandidate

    [re=490888]Godless Liberal[/re]:
    The biggest laugh I ever got at the zoo was thanks to the orangutans at the “wuld famus” SD Zoo.

    I was admiring the orange apes preen in front of the glass when this grey beard comes up behind this one female and just starts pounding her “orangutan” style right in front of a gaggle of old ladies and families. No big deal, but except I heard the olds and parents either deny they were watching monkey porn or pretend it didn’t happen. I ran out of the orangutan area laughing with tears down my eyes.

  • lawrenceofthedesert

    While we’re on the subject, why is it that television will show any old kind of animal mating, but never one defecating? Especially given the gore routinely displayed on “CSI” and the like.

  • mardam422

    [re=490871]UnattendedConsequence[/re]: Ann Coulter: “Unless the bomb is inserted under the foreskin….”

    I don’t know about you, but if I had a penis big enough to hide enough plastic explosives under my foreskin to blow a hole in fucking jetliner, the LAST thing I’d blow a hole in is a fucking jetliner.


    Okay, I am at work, so I can’t watch, but I have to know, is there a money shot or not? Come on, someone spill…

  • Senhor Tambor

    >>this walrus lives at the Nantucket Aquarium.<<

    So, there once was a walrus from Nantucket…
    Who could actually reach down and…
    Won’t leave the house
    Or look for a spouse
    No happier place had he stucket.

  • Senhor Tambor

    Someone had to do it.

  • Mapmonger

    [re=490949]Senhor Tambor[/re]:

    No happier placeface had he stucket.

  • Gopherit

    [re=490956]Senhor Tambor[/re]: Right. It wasn’t gonna suck itself.

  • Pop Socket

    Am I really the first with the “because he can” remark? Because if so, I am seriously disappointed in all of you.

  • Radiotherapy

    [re=490906]Gopherit[/re]: Tx, good imagery, now I don’t have to watch the video when I get home.
    Reminds me of seeing two giraffes at the San Diego Zoo getting it on, it’s like measuring a toothache with a protractor — sorry, I need to go home.

  • Balls!

    There once was a walrus from Nantucket
    who’s dick was so long he could suck it
    he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin
    if my ear was a cunt I would fuck it

  • Jukesgrrl

    [re=490888]Godless Liberal[/re]: I watched some straight-dolphin sex once at Sea World Orlando and I thought it looked better than what I was getting.

  • Accordion-o-rama

    Where exactly on WoW does one find the Odobenus onanist? I can’t find him in any of my usual realms.

  • Crankenstank

    Speaking on behalf of the Walrus-American community, these simple acts of normal hygiene are being grossly misrepresented by you short-shafted, jealous-humans. For shame. Now do some sit-ups and get yourself more flexible.

  • Lionel Hutz Esq.

    According to Carrie Prejean, this is not a sex tape.

  • BobTheBuilder

    Those yoga classes are doing John Bolton some good.

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