DIE FASTER NEWSPAPERS!  1:39 pm January 7, 2010

Wow Indeed!

by Jim Newell

“NSFW,” really? It doesn’t just apply to human sex acts anymore? Time to empty the hard drive… [Twitter via Dave Weigel]

 
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Prommie January 7, 2010 at 1:43 pm

Fucking Salon linked to that months ago, in a review of a book about animal sex, stupid old shit, that is.

user-of-owls January 7, 2010 at 1:43 pm

Another Michael Steele post?

PsycGirl January 7, 2010 at 1:44 pm

I thought at first it said “Walnuts”. NSFW? Try Not Safe For Life.

queeraselvis v 2.0 January 7, 2010 at 1:44 pm

Ah. So that’s how Rushbo ended up in the hospital.

Hooray For Anything January 7, 2010 at 1:45 pm

Goo goo gajoob

Mr Blifil January 7, 2010 at 1:45 pm

I thought this was a Johan Goldberg thread, before I realized the walrus in question actually had the talent to succeed.

V572625694 January 7, 2010 at 1:47 pm

All you people complaining about HuffPo not being any good anymore, or ever, should just STFU now.

Next week, Arianna’s bringing us kiddie porn shots from TSA back-scatter scans at the airport!

ManchuCandidate January 7, 2010 at 1:47 pm

No wonder Limbaugh had a heart attack in Hawaii.

proudgrampa January 7, 2010 at 1:48 pm

Like I said in a earlier thread, HuffPo is where I get all my porn!

rottenart January 7, 2010 at 1:49 pm

How will The Daily Carlson top THIS?

Lascauxcaveman January 7, 2010 at 1:52 pm

[re=490774]Hooray For Anything[/re]: I am the Walrus.

(BTW- I’m glad someone here finally got it right; I can’t believe how many commenters are always saying ‘koo koo ka choo’ or somesuch nonsense. It’s one of my irrational pet peeves.)

Wonderman January 7, 2010 at 1:52 pm

You dirty minded sicksacks. Walruses whistle to amuse themselves. And spell it right next time. That’s “aurally”.

stew January 7, 2010 at 1:53 pm

Nah, Huff Post, I’d rather watch a woodchuck give a reach-around.

TGY January 7, 2010 at 1:54 pm

He huffed and he huffed and then he posted.

Lionel Hutz Esq. January 7, 2010 at 1:56 pm

Who would want to see John Bolton do that?

Lionel Hutz Esq. January 7, 2010 at 1:57 pm

Jim: In this case, I think it stands for “Not Safe For Walrus.”

SayItWithWookies January 7, 2010 at 1:57 pm

John Bolton keeps popping up all over.

SmutBoffin January 7, 2010 at 1:57 pm

[re=490770]user-of-owls[/re], [re=490771]PsycGirl[/re], [re=490773]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re], [re=490776]Mr Blifil[/re], [re=490785]rottenart[/re]: : All these are funny!

Radiotherapy January 7, 2010 at 1:59 pm

Good time to be at work, I guess, because I can’t watch video….but is it like 6 inches at 17 degrees?

Wugou January 7, 2010 at 2:05 pm

I love how they tweet or twat or whatever this kind of thing but always purge my posts from their comments section. Well moderated indeed! (All I did was suggest that republcans were all gay for Sean Hannity. That’s totally true, right?)

comicbookguy January 7, 2010 at 2:07 pm

The walrus in our office is not amused!

JMP January 7, 2010 at 2:08 pm

At first, I thought it said “Wavus pleases herself”, and had to do with Joe “You Lie!” Wilson’s expert hiker intern “friend”.

AxmxZ January 7, 2010 at 2:08 pm

Today, we are all The Walrus.

Katydid January 7, 2010 at 2:09 pm

I can’t believe I’m the first to say this here, but evidently this walrus lives at the Nantucket Aquarium.

Or maybe it’s just too obvious and therefore pedestrian at Wonkett, where everything is funny.

And nice slam at Carlson by Wiegel.

AnSnarkist January 7, 2010 at 2:17 pm

[re=490822]AxmxZ[/re]: Koo koo ka-choo

FMA January 7, 2010 at 2:18 pm

[re=490824]Katydid[/re]: OK. This reminds me of a joke. A penguin’s car breaks down and he takes it to the garage. The mechanic says it’ll be a few minutes before he can figure out what’s wrong so the penguin goes to the Dairy Queen across the street. When he returns, the mechanic says, Looks like you blew a seal. And the penguin says, No, it’s just the ice cream.

I didn’t say it was a good joke. I was just trying to help a brother out. Katydid, you can thank me later…

Snarkalicious January 7, 2010 at 2:19 pm

Is this supposed to be one of those Master Chili-Whip’s Student, Student Attains Enlightment sort of things? Because it ain’t workin for anyone but that walrus.

DirtyHarriett January 7, 2010 at 2:20 pm

[re=490799]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: That’s what I was thinking! YUCK! Also.

Suds McKenzie January 7, 2010 at 2:24 pm

Walrus’z, their just like us.

Gopherit January 7, 2010 at 2:28 pm

This isn’t any worse than the average Politico post.

Mustang January 7, 2010 at 2:34 pm

[re=490802]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: No sex for walrus?

stew January 7, 2010 at 2:36 pm

First Carrie Prejean now this?

Mustang January 7, 2010 at 2:38 pm

Wait. I thought I was going to see a walrus, but this is just another video of Joe Lieberman enjoying the spotlight during the health care bill debates.

UnattendedConsequence January 7, 2010 at 2:41 pm

Maybe he’s looking for a bomb under his foreskin.

Ye Olde Fap-Smith January 7, 2010 at 2:44 pm

Oh, what will that Wilford Brimley do next for attention. Isn’t being the star of THE DIABEEETUS commercials enough for one walrus-man?

Gopherit January 7, 2010 at 2:45 pm

[re=490864]stew[/re]: If Carrie Prejean could suck his own penis, he would have been more popular with Perez Hilton.

Gopherit January 7, 2010 at 2:49 pm

[re=490877]Ye Olde Fap-Smith[/re]: Haha….that’s a scene from Cocoon III: The Coming.

FreshCliches January 7, 2010 at 2:49 pm

When was Ron Jeremy placed in a zoo?

Godless Liberal January 7, 2010 at 2:52 pm

I watched a walrus at Sea World Orlando do this very thing one time. He’s just hanging out in the tank, doing walrus things, when out of nowhere comes this righteous walrus cock. One of the park employees is standing there and she was all “Oh, he’s about to be naughty” and then he was living the dream.

It probably says a lot about me that I actually stood there and watched to see if he would take his fellatio to its logical conclusion (he didn’t), but I don’t care. I watched a walrus blow himself and I am not ashamed.

Gopherit January 7, 2010 at 2:55 pm

[re=490888]Godless Liberal[/re]: How do you know? Don’t tell me you’re experienced with walrus money shots.

ExecutorElassus January 7, 2010 at 2:59 pm

[re=490769]Prommie[/re]: I think you mean Slate? I totally [re=366325]called that shit[/re], also.

The point is, HuffPo is passe with their somewhat-bouyant yiff-vids.

WHERES MAH BUCKET, etc.

Godless Liberal January 7, 2010 at 3:00 pm

[re=490890]Gopherit[/re]: Having witnessed a dolphin orgy that very day, I considered myself something of an expert on underwater mammalian ejaculations.

Also, I am experienced with walrus money shots.

snideinplainsight January 7, 2010 at 3:01 pm

Probably more popular than the GOP.com website by a long shot. Too bad they can’t afford to just hire a walrus now -

Katydid January 7, 2010 at 3:01 pm

[re=490837]FMA[/re]: Um, thanks?

PsycGirl January 7, 2010 at 3:06 pm

[re=490809]Radiotherapy[/re]: No, that’s our weather forecast.

Gopherit January 7, 2010 at 3:08 pm

[re=490896]snideinplainsight[/re]: Then Steele better get to work.

FreshCliches January 7, 2010 at 3:09 pm

[re=490896]snideinplainsight[/re]: I think we have a new URL to send to gop.am

Gopherit January 7, 2010 at 3:10 pm

[re=490809]Radiotherapy[/re]: reverse those numbers

ManchuCandidate January 7, 2010 at 3:23 pm

[re=490888]Godless Liberal[/re]:
The biggest laugh I ever got at the zoo was thanks to the orangutans at the “wuld famus” SD Zoo.

I was admiring the orange apes preen in front of the glass when this grey beard comes up behind this one female and just starts pounding her “orangutan” style right in front of a gaggle of old ladies and families. No big deal, but except I heard the olds and parents either deny they were watching monkey porn or pretend it didn’t happen. I ran out of the orangutan area laughing with tears down my eyes.

lawrenceofthedesert January 7, 2010 at 3:27 pm

While we’re on the subject, why is it that television will show any old kind of animal mating, but never one defecating? Especially given the gore routinely displayed on “CSI” and the like.

mardam422 January 7, 2010 at 3:44 pm

[re=490871]UnattendedConsequence[/re]: Ann Coulter: “Unless the bomb is inserted under the foreskin….”

I don’t know about you, but if I had a penis big enough to hide enough plastic explosives under my foreskin to blow a hole in fucking jetliner, the LAST thing I’d blow a hole in is a fucking jetliner.

I_KILL_ZOMBIES_ALSO January 7, 2010 at 3:50 pm

Okay, I am at work, so I can’t watch, but I have to know, is there a money shot or not? Come on, someone spill…

Senhor Tambor January 7, 2010 at 3:51 pm

>>this walrus lives at the Nantucket Aquarium.<<

So, there once was a walrus from Nantucket…
Who could actually reach down and…
Won’t leave the house
Or look for a spouse
No happier place had he stucket.

Senhor Tambor January 7, 2010 at 3:54 pm

Someone had to do it.

Mapmonger January 7, 2010 at 4:05 pm

[re=490949]Senhor Tambor[/re]:

No happier placeface had he stucket.
/fixed

Gopherit January 7, 2010 at 4:06 pm

[re=490956]Senhor Tambor[/re]: Right. It wasn’t gonna suck itself.

Pop Socket January 7, 2010 at 4:20 pm

Am I really the first with the “because he can” remark? Because if so, I am seriously disappointed in all of you.

Radiotherapy January 7, 2010 at 4:25 pm

[re=490906]Gopherit[/re]: Tx, good imagery, now I don’t have to watch the video when I get home.
Reminds me of seeing two giraffes at the San Diego Zoo getting it on, it’s like measuring a toothache with a protractor — sorry, I need to go home.

Balls! January 7, 2010 at 4:40 pm

[re=490824]Katydid[/re]:
There once was a walrus from Nantucket
who’s dick was so long he could suck it
he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin
if my ear was a cunt I would fuck it

Jukesgrrl January 7, 2010 at 5:25 pm

[re=490888]Godless Liberal[/re]: I watched some straight-dolphin sex once at Sea World Orlando and I thought it looked better than what I was getting.

Accordion-o-rama January 7, 2010 at 5:51 pm

Where exactly on WoW does one find the Odobenus onanist? I can’t find him in any of my usual realms.

Crankenstank January 7, 2010 at 8:49 pm

Speaking on behalf of the Walrus-American community, these simple acts of normal hygiene are being grossly misrepresented by you short-shafted, jealous-humans. For shame. Now do some sit-ups and get yourself more flexible.

Lionel Hutz Esq. January 8, 2010 at 12:29 am

According to Carrie Prejean, this is not a sex tape.

BobTheBuilder January 8, 2010 at 11:26 am

Those yoga classes are doing John Bolton some good.

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