Wonkette
Remember the unnamed party crasher who imperiled the planet by breaching White House security and entering a state dinner while smuggling genitals in his underwear? He has a name! Carlos Allen publishes and owns Hush magazine, a publication we have never heard of, and he has been interrogated several times by the Secret Service in conjunction with his alleged attendance at the highly exclusive White House Indian Food Night. The only thing that could make this story more terrifying is if this dangerous individual had been carrying five jars of honey. [CNN]
Ahh, the incredible incompetence of those given the power to screen us before we fly. Let me say I know all about incompetent and stupid fed workers who try to use their jobs to screw others up- but I don’t work for TSA.
We need body scanners at the front gate.
Carlos Allen: Honey Nukepants has added you as a friend on Facebook.
It’s all fun and games until we all shit our pants, collectively.
Hush Magazine? Is that a snuff mag?
ph7:
Deep Purple fan club, maybe?
Five jars of honey on your sack sounds like a long weekend in vegas.
I’m less interested in the details of how they crashed the gate, and more interested in the details of the threesome that later ensued.
Hmm; the guy publishes a magazine no one has ever heard of, and because of this stunt his name & the magazine will be all over the news. Wonder what his motivation was…
No seriously, I can’t take another security tantrum story of any kind. I am going off all media, including the beloved Wonkette, until after lunch, maybe even longer, dammit.
There’s an amusing HuffPo piece about what a prick this guy’s neighbors think he is.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/josh-sugarmann/carlos-allen-from-neighbo_b_412006.html
“Carlos Allen” — WTF??? No parent named Allen would name their kid Carlos. That sounds like an undercover cover name to me. He should be transported to Gitmo immediately.
Let us hope he is on his way to the nearest FEMA camp.
ph7: wasn’t it the tabloid in L A Confidential? So, this is some noir kinda thing?
This guy was invited to the WH Indian Food Night. Honest Injun.
The song, “Honey” by Bobby Goldsboro is pretty good.
I hope that’s not an all beef patty in that photo!
Carlos with WH doorman: http://wwwimage.cbsnews.com/images/2010/01/05/image6056206x.jpg
OMG he’s an MFY fan!!! Barry should trade him to Yemen Keffiyehs for a player to be named later.
SayItWithWookies: Oh, he’s just a garden variety douchebag. I honestly thought he was going to be someone more interesting than that. Oh, well.
Honey? Put Winnie the Pooh on the No Fly List.
qwerty42: That was Hush-Hush. He doesn’t look much like DeVito, though–seems to be aiming more for the higher-falutin’ type of asshole played by David Strathairn, complete with his own version of the Fleur de Lis–called, I shudder to type, Hush Galleria:
http://hushgalleria.com/index-ourvision.htm
I can’t wait until Sally Quinn writes about this and then we can… whoops.
SayItWithWookies: Oh sure, Sugarman’s post is a good ‘un, but let’s face it, he’s no Sally Quinn.
norbizness: *hat tip*
Mr Blifil: Threesome? The Post has your pics.
Killdozer does the best version of, “Hush”
It’s far better than Deep Purple’s dumb version.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VddttDfjnc
Escape Goat Nation: Okay, now I have to hunt you down and kill you. (Not really! Kidding!)
Escape Goat Nation: What, no love for Billy Joe Royal?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoJP65nAMGA
PRESS RELEASE PRESS RELEASE PRESS RELEASE
FEDERAL GOVERNMENT–U.S. DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND INSECURITY
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE JAN. 6, 2010
WASHINGTON, D.C.–The U.S. Department of Homeland Security today, Jan. 6, 2010, released more names of people who crashed the Obama administration’s state dinner for the Indian prime minister in December, 2009.
Here is the list of other party-crashers who attended the dinner: Kid Rock, Gary Coleman, Gary Cole, Jack Black, Jack Abramson, Gilbert Arenas, Lil’ Wayne, Lil’ Kim, Jay Z, Flavor Flav, Justin Bieber, Taylor Swift, Richard and Falcon Henne, Tiger Woods, Tila Tequila, and Pamela Anderson.
“None of these people were invited to the state dinner, yet they were let into the White House for the reception, and the dinner, in clear violation of Secret Service rules and regulations and tenets and laws and protocols,” said Secret Service Director Mark Sullivan in a press conference at Homeland Security headquarters. “We’re not sure how all of these people made it into the White House, but we are checking our records and video records and documents and e-mails and letters and phone calls.”
Meanwhile, President Obama announced that he has fired Desiree Rogers. Longtime local writer and hostess Sally Quinn has been appointed to succeed Rogers, effective immediately.
“We think Sally will bring a number of great qualities to the job,” Sullivan said. “And we’ll work closely with her on tightening up the guest lists for the White House.”
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today we are all scooby and shaggy.
ph7: Serolf Divad: Billy Joe Royal, act-chewily.
I blame Dick Cheney for not securing the White House properly. Why won’t he call it a War on Guests?
thefrontpage: So, Lady Gaga was on the guest list? Somehow I figured as much.
Genitals in the underpants? Well, that explains all these arrest warrants.
Nov. 24, 2009, actually–date of the state dinner.
I’m told by an excellent source that he’s got a picture of himself huggling Micheale Sahali on his Facebook. Hmm. A vast bent-wing conspiracy, I think.
Carlos Allen(Hush Magazine) with General Petraeus (All medaled up)
http://askmissa.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Carlos-Allen-with-General-Petraeus-at-Awards.jpg
Paul Tardy: S.Luggo already identified the other guy as the White House doorman.