One of these days, this furious backwards-faxing immigration goblin is going to set aside his rage for a few seconds to learn how to load a piece of paper into a fax machine properly, and from then on he will no longer have to press his magic marker hard enough for it to bleed legibly onto the opposite side, as a hedge, to make sure Hill Staffers understand his comical ultimatums. Just kidding, he will never learn how to do these things. (The goblin could be a she, of course, but it just doesn’t seem like that’s the case, for whatever reason, does it?). Page two after the jump. It’s similar to page one!
Meh, we all know that in the end, Joe Lieberman and Ben Nelson will find a way to make the supposedly upcoming immigration bill exactly what Retardo-Faxer desires. And then we’ll have no more Mexicans and will have to “go back” to kicking out the blacks from wherever they find comfort, the end.
Thank you to Hill operative “Oh crap we can’t name you because you may get in trouble, somehow” for the documents.
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Are those blobs in the corners purposeful serifs? Or did he outline the letters first, bleeding dots where he paused at the corners, then fill them in over-aggressively? We’ll never know unless we see the other side!
Mirror, Mirror.
On the wall.
Who is tea-bagging-ist
Of them all?
The person faxing this is just barely smart enough to write compound sentences in English. I’d take a chance on his fucking up a ballot in my favor.
Not a woman. But maybe a fourteen-year-old boy.
Dyslexia? Or another Limbaucile?
I call copycat!
This is the same douchetard who insists on re-loading the toilet paper and paper towel rolls backwards in my office. The game is up, Dominica. No raise.
Look at that backwards “B”
You know who it is.
Who let Ashley Todd near the fax machine?
the nightstalker really has a lot of free time.
This must be some sort of code …
BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!?!?!?!?
I agreed with everything he/she wrote until he/she said “on the next election.” I just cannot abide anyone who doesn’t know the King’s English. It takes a lot of chutzpah to be against the wets, etc, and not speak any better American than that.
Can someone turn this into a crazy teaparty font for me (complete with backwards bled through letters) so I can quickly type up my own crazy?
The saddest thing about this is it looks like the person who wrote this actually outlined the letters and then colored them in. I can just see them concentrating with their sharpie while hate/talk radio is on in the background and the smell of cat urine and cheap booze is in the air. Fuck I hope it’s satire.
You commies all shut up!
That’s one patriot who simply refuses to do ANYTHING left-to-right.
This has inspired me to run for office — after I legally change my name to Luap Nor.
If it was faxed wrong side up, how could it seen on the receiving end?
Then again, liquid shoe polish, it has so many uses.
BTW: Who’s 9TOV?
it’s not faxed wrong — the russians are coming!
[re=489492]germansteel[/re]: By the alignment of the “On” I’d say they originally had “We Will Vote You Out The Next Election”, then thought, “wait a minute, that’s wrong…”
He didn’t fax it backwards, that’s the result of a secret plot by all the communist fax manufacturers to make every fax by a teabagger be reversed. It’s part of the tech industry pact with Obama to make decent, God-fearing white Murkins look like total tards who think Yahoo is the Internets.
A fine, sincere patriot he is, with an obvious respect for fine typography.
You’re supposed to read it from right to left … I think it’s a reverse psychology ploy by Rahm Emanuel.
This person cannot vote, because (10-1 odds) they are a felon of some kind.
They say, we will vote you out!!! We know these people aren’t going to vote for anyone associated with Obama’s Nazi/Commie/Czar/Democrat party anyway. What’s the point of trying to appease them?
[re=489492]germansteel[/re]: Correct preposition use is teh ghey.
To be fair, I don’t think we really need to worry about this guy voting anyone out. Chances are he’ll accidentally vote for the most left-wing person on the ballot.
That note came from an alternate universe obviously. The one where Spock and Kirk have goatees.
[re=489522]mumblyjoe[/re]: Lizard People?
So much for my theory that if you read the teabaggers’ messages backwards and you get the internal emails from the Politico
The Tea-Faxer is getting bolder, in font and message. Is there a resident Wonketteer handwriting analyst? Can someone take a look at this and tell us the type of person we should beware of?
[re=489509]iwillsavethispatient[/re]: Or realized “election” wouldn’t fit on the same line
I’m not a handwriting analyst, but I do live in CT, and I know Joe Lieberman’s work when I sees it.
I demand a top-down review of a all fax machines and messaging. Napolitano and Obama need to address this national stupidity issue immediately. Before any fax is delivered it will have to be cleared thru the Dept. of Homeland Security.
Or, who is a bigger dipshit? This guy or the “Boom of the Loom” Non-bomber?
If you fold it into an origami crane it reads “I buried Paul.”
What’s the frequency Kenneth?
Sadly, the original employs every color of magic marker in the universe. If only the fax machine displayed its’ true colors! The tiny unicorns ridden by Barry bareback don’t even show up now. Crummy fax machine. Also, it’s laminated, and that doesn’t show up either.
For Chrissake who even has a fax machine any more?
I’d like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro?
I drove through Payson, AZ, home of our upside-down-faxing teabagger, last week, and I saw what I’m sure must be his car – a huge-ass pickup truck with a “NOBAMA” vanity plate. No TruckNutz, though.
[re=489525]Jim89048[/re]: Well, there’s no way to ever [i]not[/i] vote for Lizard People, is there?
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When do we get to find out it’s Michael Steele sending these!
Oh, and I want four pairs of Nike shox. Ok.
I’m assuming this is one of the “opportunities” Lou Dobbs was talking about pursuing when he left CNN?
Coach handbags for $35? Sweet!
I heard the feds implant faxes with SEEKRET ID CODES meaning that if the GOVERNMERNT decides to go after THE FACSIMILE PATRIOT, they could find out WHICH KINKOS he sent it FROM.
I know this is a bit hard to understand, but I don’t have my chalkboard on me right now.
Also, I BET THAT CONGRESSPAPER IS COVERED IN ACORN WATERMARKS!
Next up in the fax queue:
REDRUM
Man, the back-faxer is awesome. It (no gender presumptions here!) needs a TV show.
I like to think it’s a fax machine that one day got a cable jammed where the phone cord should go. It sucked up all the anger and hate from Fox News and it began to reprogram itself to appreciate those sensations. It now fights proper immigration and health care for humans so that humans will at the very least die slightly faster.
I agree the back-faxer is not a woman. All the teabagger chicks have those Cricut contraptions that make decorations for their correspondence. They’re, whatd’ya call it, “scrapbookers.” American flags, Lipton logos, little pix of Ron Paul and Betsy Ross to ring around their vacation snaps of themselves on the Capitol steps. I have to admire that they can get the swastikas out of the dispenser in one piece.
I am not sure how this is even possible. I never knew crayons could bleed through paper, even if you hold them in your fist and press real hard on tissue paper
If there is any consolation, John McCain’s office is probably getting these faxes on a hourly basis.
I noticed the four-pointed dot over the “i.” Somebody spent some time on this fax – more time, actually, than The Gov’Nor spent with her Magic Marker touching up that visor…
he/she/teabagger may be crazy, but shim has beautiful penmanship
[re=489695]Tundra Grifter[/re]: But only enough time to come up with the capitalization “REiD.”
someone needs to make a blingee out of this, stat!
Were it not for the science-loving liberal programmer who wrote the contrast maximizing code for that fax machine, this would be unreadable. Do not taunt happy fun irony.
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