Let C-SPAN Be C-SPAN, You Power Junkies!

Everyone likes to complain about how Barack Obama KEEPS BREAKING HIS BIGGEST CAMPAIGN PROMISE EVER to put every boring goddamn health care hearing or meeting or business lunch on C-SPAN -- none of which they would ever watch, of course, but at least they would be There.

"They" -- whoever lets C-SPAN cover things -- probably should put the final intra-chamber conference merger dongle on teevee, though. At least to give bloggers a wacky clip or two to pass around ("WATCH: SCHTINKY SCHUMER WET-FARTS WHILE ARGUING FOR MORE PILOT PROGRAM FUNDING, DESTROYS SLACKS").

For now, though, the only public footage of this Historic conference is this important image Fox News dug up of Barack Obama fucking Hillary Clinton two years ago.

[ Fox News , The Hill ]