Everyone likes to complain about how Barack Obama KEEPS BREAKING HIS BIGGEST CAMPAIGN PROMISE EVER to put every boring goddamn health care hearing or meeting or business lunch on C-SPAN — none of which they would ever watch, of course, but at least they would be There.
“They” — whoever lets C-SPAN cover things — probably should put the final intra-chamber conference merger dongle on teevee, though. At least to give bloggers a wacky clip or two to pass around (“WATCH: SCHTINKY SCHUMER WET-FARTS WHILE ARGUING FOR MORE PILOT PROGRAM FUNDING, DESTROYS SLACKS”).
GIVE US MONEY! -