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Everyone likes to complain about how Barack Obama KEEPS BREAKING HIS BIGGEST CAMPAIGN PROMISE EVER to put every boring goddamn health care hearing or meeting or business lunch on C-SPAN — none of which they would ever watch, of course, but at least they would be There.

“They” — whoever lets C-SPAN cover things — probably should put the final intra-chamber conference merger dongle on teevee, though. At least to give bloggers a wacky clip or two to pass around (“WATCH: SCHTINKY SCHUMER WET-FARTS WHILE ARGUING FOR MORE PILOT PROGRAM FUNDING, DESTROYS SLACKS”).

For now, though, the only public footage of this Historic conference is this important image Fox News dug up of Barack Obama fucking Hillary Clinton two years ago.

[Fox News, The Hill]

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31 COMMENTS

  1. Yeah, how dare Congress block the broadcast of this historic committee meeting. I for one have ban insomnia, and need C-Span to cure it now that baseball season is over.

  2. I figured Fox would dig up this pic to illustrate the epic wedgie Barry was giving Hilz for allowing terrists to blow up their penises over US airspace.

  3. free tranquilizers for all viewers. all you have to do is watch. the first and most important step in bringing healthcare reform to the messes.

  4. The actual C-Span text:

    “C‑SPAN has sent a letter to House and Senate leaders asking that negotiations on the health care bill be open to cameras.”

    As interpreted by:

    FOX: implored Congress
    Drudge: dare to Congress

    Can’t wait til Redstate or Freep gets to it:

    Redstate: stormed Congress with torches and pitchforks demanding
    Freep: C-Span has followed through on its threat to execute one member of the Democratic hostages every hour until its demands are met

  5. Everyone likes to complain about how Barack Obama KEEPS BREAKING HIS BIGGEST CAMPAIGN PROMISE EVER to put every boring goddamn health care hearing or meeting or business lunch on C-SPAN — none of which they would ever watch, of course, but at least they would be There.

    The complaint is legit, you elitist twat…lame snark nothwithstanding!

  6. I argued with my darling wife last night that it’s Barry that runs the foreign policy show, not Hillz. I won, but if darling wife sees this pic, we’re going to have to have the argument all over again.

    I’ve often wondered why ESPN never adopted the shortcut, “E-SPAN”. I still wonder.

  7. [re=489182]bitchincamaro[/re]: That Barry calls the shots is a good thing, whatever you think of him or Hillz. We need more loyal functionaries in the cabinet, and fewer lookit-me divas like Condo or evil war dwarf Kissinger. And Hillary’s doing the job, probably much to everyone’s surprise.

  8. You don’t need a camera. Just a thoughtfully placed hot mic.

    I’d dub the captured audio over footage of a conveyor belt feeding mounds of bovine lips and assholes into a grinder, as it pushes the pulverized nastiness into sausage casings. In America, you can’t be too rich, too thin or too overt with your metaphors.

  9. [re=489166]user-of-owls[/re]:

    Lamb urged Congress in his letter to fling open the doors in the final stretch of the negotiations.

    Sounds like Michele Bachmann.

  10. Obama should one-up them and demand the entire hearings are televised on all major networks during the playoffs. That should shut ’em up.

  11. [re=489196]arewethereyet[/re]:

    Hey! I’m Scaggsvillain, as you can plainly see! Lost? Nay, knob licker! I gave up on that show after the first season. It hurt my little brain.

  12. The anti-revolution will not be televised.

    Which is only as it should be, with that agenda: ” … top Democrats lay plans to hash out the final product among themselves.” Even the best-planned hash-outings tend to be well worth missing. And given the gag-inducing qualities of the final product and its producers, do we really have to subject ourselves to another tour of the sausage factory?

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