Comical gazillionaire Mitt Romney continues to believe he has a shot in “h-e-double-l” of becoming the Republican nominee for president, despite his anti-Christian “faith” and his gay-liberal health-care-reform Taxachusetts history. So he’s off to Iowa, the King of States, exactly three years before the 2012 Iowa caucus. Romney is on a book tour! He has written a new book — by staring at “magic stones” inside a hat, and then divining various Olde English verses from these rocks. [Boston.com]
Unwanted Liberal Mormon Republican Plans Iowa Visit
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“No Apology: The Case for American Greatness. Mourning in America.” Ghost written by the former Ronald Reagan.
You know who ELSE had a dog on the roof and a hand up your ass?
Yep. Hitler.
He’s so funny. Doesn’t he know the fundies hate Mormons, because their particular brand of bullshit isn’t old enough yet?
And does anyone want a preznident who doesn’t drink alcohol or coffee? Will he be drunk enough or awake enough to answer that 3:00 AM phone call?
I still think that shot may be the Single Best Picture In The History Of Wonkette.
Or maybe The History of Proctology.
Or maybe The History of San Francisco.
It’s all the same, really.
From that picture you would think that Romney was taking up a career as an airport screener.
Oh, and speaking of which: LOVE the new ad about “GayPatriot.” LOVE it.
When is your book tour, Ken? You just might end up hanging out in a Barnes & Noble or whatever with the Mittster.
My favorite part of his 2008 run was when he kept coming in second (you know, losing) and saying it was a “silver medal.” Maybe this time he’ll call his 2nd place finishes that 2nd book Joseph Smith got Martin Harris to print after the first one was destroyed to refute the religion to anyone with any common sense (apparently not including Mitt Romney ).
Off topic, but that turncoat congressman from Alabama just had his whole staff and campaign team quit on him. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/04/parker-griffith-staff-res_n_410280.html
My God. Are we really starting the presidential campaign news cycle already??? I do not think I can take three years of this shit.
HAHA, Gay Patriot ads with the unironic eagle.
Dammit Neilist!
Lazy. Last time he transcribed his book from golden tablets.
He reminds me of Max Headroom for some reason.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:MaxheadroomMpegMan.jpg
[re=488334]Cape Clod[/re]: Awesome.
http://us.macmillan.com/noapology
From publisher’s blurb:
“Romney proposes simple solutions to rebuild industry, create good jobs, reduce out of control spending on entitlements and healthcare, dramatically improve education, and restore a military battered by eight years of war. [Think: D-R-A-F-T.]
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Most important, he calls for a new commitment to citizenship, a common cause we all share, rather than a laundry list of individual demands.” Ya wohl, you whining pussies.
Soooo simple simple. Why hasn’t Barry thought of that instead of trying to seduce the public into becoming pente-lingual in Kenyan, Malaysian, and Terrorist and Marxist … and Apologizing to the fookin’ Arabians?.
I’m sure next week we will hear Britt Hume come out and remind Romney that if he really wants Americans to like him, he should become a real Christian.
Plus, to gain the Palin Voters, has Romney come out against polygonal gay marriage yet?
[re=488334]Cape Clod[/re]: The shipmates desert the rat.
His bus is going to be painted to look like the Air Force 1 backdrop to the I’m-more-Reaganesque-than-you debate all those bitter old idiots had before McCain got creamed. But everyone knows he’s a phony — Reagan wouldn’t stoop to writing a book.
[re=488334]Cape Clod[/re]: Odd that a first term turncoat congressman didn’t have enough patronage to dole out to keep his staff on board. Who would have thought?
I hope Mitt talks again about his Mormon beliefs and how they don’t D-Q him, but goes into much more detail about the Angel Moroni.
Only Mittens’ magic underpants can save us from the terrursts!
[re=488341]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: Polygonal marriage HA! “I don’t want no daughter o’ mine marryin’ no rhombus…”
[re=488334]Cape Clod[/re]: I can’t get excited by the story of the mass staff resignations. All they did was save him the trouble of firing them all, so he could replace them with Fox-appointed apparatchiks, which was certainly one of the negotiated terms of his gender transformation.
If Mittens wants to win in IA, he better left a lot of the local rubes cornhole him….just saying since that seems to be a favorite past time there.
Ooops: ‘he better let’
Woot! President Romney is coming for a visit!
I’ve heard that “dog on the roof” is British slang for “hand up the ass.”
[re=488336]bago[/re]: That’s not an “eagle.” It’s the rare White Crested Ass Vulture.
Gesh. Doesn’t anyone belong to the National Audubon Society anymore?
[re=488343]SayItWithWookies[/re]: His bus should have WINGS. (It still wouldn’t fly ….)
Looks like Romney is getting ready to pump Ben Nelson’s grundle.
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