Baby New Year Brings You Gifts Of Chinese Swine Flu And Credit Card Fees
The Newark airport was locked down for six hours on Sunday night because some jackass walked the wrong way through a security exit. [ Star-Ledger ]
Passengers traveling from or through nations listed as "state sponsors of terrorism" will now get the Full Anal Probe at the airport. [ Reuters ]
China experienced what epidemiologists generally refer to as "a buttload" of swine flu cases at the end of last year. [ AFP ]
Will any of the many SWEETHEART DEALS inserted into the Senate health care bill come to benefit you, the citizen? Well, are you a resident of Libby, Montana, sickened by a mineral mine? [ New York Times ]
War-torn Iraq is sure to be even more of a bummer now that the religious nuts are reviving their campaign against booze. [ Washington Post ]
Banks are celebrating the new year with an exciting new round of checking account and credit card fees. [ Wall Street Journal ]