Among the better perks of being White House budget director is the endless stream of smoking hot professional-class babes fucking you all the time. (That, and modest prescription drug co-pays. You won’t bankrupt me, under-active thyroid!) It’s safe to assume that in his first year on the job, youthful nerdbot genius/blogger Peter Orszag has second-based at least a dozen of the porn stars and Vegas cocktail waitresses employed by the Center for American Progress, while writing the budget. But now he’s engaged to a liberal ABC News reporter, because “we all have to grow up at some point,” as the sell-outs say.
Rahm Emanuel once said of Peter R. Orszag, the bespectacled economist who is President Obama’s budget director, “He’s made nerdy sexy.” So perhaps the White House chief of staff won’t be surprised to learn that Mr. Orszag got engaged over lunch on Monday to the ABC News correspondent he began dating six months ago, Bianna Golodryga.
“Great news!” Mr. Orszag e-mailed to about 50 friends and fellow budget geeks afterward.
“GREAT NEWS FOR YOU TOO: FUCK OFF,” a jealous Rahm Emanuel responded.
Congratulations from Wonkette, Peter Orszag and Miss Nice Decade-Younger Media Hobbit Lady! Enjoy seeing each other one hour a week for the rest of your professional lives!
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Hollywood for ugly people. Indeed.
Jim, she is NOT — repeat, NOT – “smoking hot.”
Maybe “Smoking Hot For Washington.” Or “Smoking Hot For A Geek With A Nose Like That.”
But NOT “Smoking Hot” elsewhere. Particularly Hollywood. In fact, she’d barely qualify for a supporting role in “Cum On My Fact XII,” now “shooting” over in the Valley.
Midget marries Aspergers = asocial dwarf.
how soon before that last name is corrupted on this corrupting and infinitely corruptible web of the world to “golddigger”?
So that’s what Ally McBeal’s been up to lately.
I agree with Neilist–she ain’t no Norah O’Donnell (whom I find beautiful … and not in a gay way, pervs!)
Sorry Neilist, Bi-Anna is sssmoking hawt!
Dayum she’s smoking hot to be 3 ft tall. Or is he just ugly for 8 ft tall.
It’s a simple equation.
“Will have sex with budget geek” == “Smoking hot to buget geek”
Other ways to “make nerdy sexy”:
1) Assless Boba Fett outfit
2) Contour integration…IN DA CLUB
3) Strippers with slide rules
[re=485841]Come here a minute[/re]: Really? I heard the equation was “the angle of the dangle is proportional to the cube of the boob times the mass of the ass…”
He should have consulted with Kissinger. Secret bombing campaign = gf with bigger tits. I’m not 100% sure the budget director can order air strikes, but hell, couldn’t hurt to try
I’m pleased to see that Pete Sessions has finally embraced the gay agenda.
Upon further review and a quick scan of Google images, the Ma’am is cute, that is not a flattering shot. Sir, not so much.
[re=485848]Buzz Feedback[/re]: Yeah, nice pull for Orszag.
[re=485842]SmutBoffin[/re]: You left out the glaringly obvious: Catholic Schoolgirl.
Oh, and nice vest there, Nerdly Nerdington.
We’re they engaged in a convenience store? The photo shows a color-coded height chart in the background.
when did wonkette become hotornot.com?
[re=485844]pampl[/re]: Anyone who can bomb Cambodia on one hand and hook up with Jill St John on the other gets an A+ in diplomatic skilz.
[re=485837]Oldskool[/re]: How about, she’s smokin’ hot when you put her next to a picture of Michelle Malkin?
She’s cute. In the looks league he’s 1A and she’s 3-bordering-4A. But he gets extra consideration due to his station in life. Good for him.
[re=485855]comicbookguy[/re]: Oh, bullshit. She couldn’t hold a ping-pong ball to Michelle.
If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do.
Bianna “Golddigger” Golodryga?? Well, he’s probably got the keys to the US Treasury.
“Bianna Golodryga” is like some made-up Russian spy name, in a James Bond movie.
Eagerly awaiting the leaked sex-tape.
[re=485830]Neilist[/re]: Man boobs or stfu.
Eh, she’s pretty cute. But with her name she’d need to have a heavy Ukrainian accent (or something like that) to qualify as “smoking hot.”
Every pot has a lid I guess.
If only I watched ABC News, she could’ve been mine instead. Right?
Congrats, soon-to-be Biannual Gszolomndrygacokic-Ohrrszawghznstan!
Peter’s pockets must be pleased as punch!
[re=485861]Sharkey[/re]: …leaked sex-tape featuring ATM (both kinds).
[re=485868]Sharkey[/re]: I hear that she gives great PIN head.
Fucking a high IQ college graduate is even better than fucking two morons at the same time. It’s even better than fucking three morons at the same time. However, four morons fucking you is hard to beat, unless the high IQ college graduate matriculated from Harvard or was a Rhodes Scholar or something like that.
Believe me. Trust me. For I know this to be true.
Mazel tov!
[re=485830]Neilist[/re]: The most beautiful women in the world have big schnozes. Even Marilyn Monroe. Check it out. And I think she’s very hot.
[re=485877]Dolmance[/re]: It is possible to bang a smart college graduate into moran-itude (cf. Andrew Sullivan).
[re=485882]SmutBoffin[/re]: Yes, and it’s a proper and right thing to do. But it’s always temporary. Thank God.
Who the fuck cares?
[insert slow news day joke here]
hot? maybe not. fuckable? yeah. marriable? well, let’s not get ahead of ourselves.
bottom line: this gives dorks everywhere hope.
And don’t forget the free coke you get at those wild OMB parties.
[re=485830]Neilist[/re]: Note, Jim used the designation “smoking hot professional-class babes” for the “endless stream” of women Orszag has “fucking [him] all the time.”
Clearly this is a different list from the one he is marrying.
Seriously? You guys would rate her as not hot? We all know you’re a bunch of mouth-breathing troglodytes with ear hair and a case of backne. Come the fuck ON! This is the internet, after all.
We Hungarian dudes bag the babes. Hot, gypsy blood, ya know.
She’s hawt if you like petit brunettes. And she likes smart, slightly nerdy guys, so that makes her even more attractive to smart, slightly nerdy guys.
It’s not really possible for someone to be a “star fucker” when there are absolutely no stars involved.
Not even remotely.
Jim, dude, seriously, why are you hating on them? They just got engaged, no need to let the shit-storm start too soon since any google on the pair of them will show your profanity laced whinge high up. Take shots at the bad people, not the merely young, vapid and in love/lust. Yes, face shots.
When I first heard this news I thought they were talking about that CNBC bobble head who’s lips have had so much collegen that they now occupy 75% of her face (Maria Bartiromo or some such shit name) at which point I thought that there was no more hope left on earth, now I know that it is Bianna, who I actually like, somewhat, I am quite happy to be all squee about this engagement.
BREAKING! CNN has exclusive pictures of Firecrotch The Terrorist’s UNDERWEAR BOMB! Kinda icky.
[re=485870]Extemporanus[/re]: Plus, Orszag is going to make a present of his virginity to her on their wedding night.
Ana Marie Cox is gonna be pissed!!!
They may be engaged but do they have Joe Lieberman’s vote to allow them to be married?
[re=485888]Cicada[/re]: What do you mean, ear hair? Is that wrong?
[re=485832]slappypaddy[/re]: Pete O ain’t sayin’ she a Golodryga (When we’re in need)
I’d hit that harder than the Bob Saget impersonator in the photographic picture image.
blog comment-eers judging the hotness of others? classy and classic! I, for one, am very happy for Gina Lollobrigida and Horshack. they make a lovely couple.
I’d give her cracker eating privileges. Anybody saying she’s not hot has to post pictures of the last three babes he’s bagged.
[re=485908]southern mark smith[/re]: Yes. So very, very wrong. That image is enough to make me, an avowed atheist, pray for mercy.
[re=485916]Cicada[/re]: Hey, the ravages of age can neither be directed nor refuted. You pays yer money and you takes yer chances. And I’m not an Atheist, just a non-practicing Secular Humanist.
The rainbow wallpaper in the photograph confuses me. Shouldn’t this story be featured in AmericaBlog?
Hey nerdy guys think about sex..ALOT. We know the various stroke configurations for the g-spot (as well as quickly locating it under pantaloons and optional & fashionable under garments.)
Are we so jaded, so cynical, so snarky, so heartless that all we can do is jeer and make fun in the face of love? Are we so vapid that we must judge people only by their looks (despite the fact that we probably aren’t anything to write home about, either, and that even ugly people need and often find love)? Yes? Okay, just checking.
oh Peter, Peter, I could have made you so happy.
….
[re=485924]Vulpes82[/re]: “Are we so jaded, so cynical, so snarky, so heartless that all we can do is jeer and make fun in the face of love?”
Yup! A little bastard who increases our debt by billions of dollars a day is gonna marry a gold-digger who will TV-report daily his positive motives, while living on his credit cards. Ain’t it glorious to be in the money-printing, truth-reporting elite?
Maybe the Army will fly a drone over their wedding and make another “mistake”, like we do in our allied countries.
[re=485927]villageatrois[/re]: So how did that “you all are going to be sorry when it is shown that the SEIU thugs beat poor Kenneth Gladney and all end up in jail” thing work out?
[re=485863]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: we’d have to hear her say that she’s “making trouble for moose and squirrel” before we can make a judgment on that one.
[re=485861]Sharkey[/re]: “Golodryga” in Russian means “ass-freezing cold.” Insert frigidity joke.
[re=485928]glamourdammerung[/re]: Not well for him, or for his family. They have pissed off the Elite, who, of course, are only concerned about the little guy.
http://www.examiner.com/x-28163-St-Louis-Headlines-Examiner~y2009m12d24-St-Louis-County-fires-Ken-Gladneys-brother-hours-before-Xmas
http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2009/12/the_audacity_of_unchecked_corr.html
http://biggovernment.com/2009/11/30/anatomy-of-a-beat-down-part-1-why-kenneth-gladney-was-beaten-and-by-whom/
There’s lots more.
[re=485928]glamourdammerung[/re]: Not good for him. His brother was fired on Christmas Eve.
http://www.examiner.com/x-28163-St-Louis-Headlines-Examiner~y2009m12d24-St-Louis-County-fires-Ken-Gladneys-brother-hours-before-Xmas
http://biggovernment.com/2009/11/30/anatomy-of-a-beat-down-part-1-why-kenneth-gladney-was-beaten-and-by-whom/
Would/wood.
Meh.
In other news:
http://thehill.com/capital-living/bookshelf/73669-bush-white-house-alumni-highlight-spring-book-list
….
Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele’s book, “Right Now: A Twelve Step Program for Defeating the Obama Agenda,” comes out on Jan. 4 [2009] ….
******
Wishing and hoping and thinking and praying
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c74BSImG4xM
[re=485935]villageatrois[/re]: “Not good for him. His brother was fired on Christmas Eve.”
You mean the brother that was his “spokesperson” that bitched about how evil the local government was got fired by the local government? Imagine that.
I guess some video is going to be found to vindicate him. It will probably be between the one of the incident with Kenneth Gladney that shows the “union thugs” beating him and the one where Michelle Obama complains about “whitey”.
[re=485940]glamourdammerung[/re]: “I guess some video is going to be found to vindicate him.”
Victims don’t need to be vindicated; perps do. How effing racist are you?
[re=485941]villageatrois[/re]: Do you really think someone that goes out of their way to speak ill of their employer in public and gets fired is a victim? My employer has a specific clause about it in my employment terms, as do most jobs.
I just remembered how you claimed some kind of footage was going to prove how poor ol’ Kenneth was beaten up and after all that suspense, feel kind of let down that said video still has not surfaced.
I just figured that given how concerned you are about deficits now, and how concerned about poor Mr. Gladney you were then, that maybe you had an update for us.
They’ll divorce when he realizes Bianna can’t be “more like Lara Logan”.
[re=485940]glamourdammerung[/re]: [re=485941]villageatrois[/re]: Thanks for the wherever municipal news.
Next, the weather: surprise coldiosity comes to the MidWest in winter.
In sports:
http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=120355
Orly Taitz is asking the California judge who earlier dismissed her clients’ claims on jurisdictional issues to move her case to Kenya.
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Nice teeth.
http://moniquemonicat.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/orly-taitz.jpg
[re=485945]S.Luggo[/re]: Sorry, the concern trolling nonsense annoys me. Especially coming from someone that said a lot of bullshit about how “union thugs beat up good Americans during town hall temper tantrums” that was simply made up.
As far as Taitz, I am just not getting how a California judge is supposed to move a case to Kenya. But then, I am ill-equipped to understand that sort. I am probably a bad person for hoping that her latest screed about her followers “forming militias” and all but begging someone to shoot Obama earns her a trip to jail.
I didn’t know it was that easy to plant a KGB spy in the West Wing! Did ANYbody at OPM vet this chick? Wow – that Orszag is really dumb to think somebody that normal looking would go for a geek like him… Does Putin have a second hotline into the White House, or what?
[re=485944]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]:
Do you mean:
Hide an Afrikans’ dower accent or make the beast with two backs with each and every member of the international press corps? Or both? Just asking.
[re=485950]glamourdammerung[/re]:
“move a case to Kenya”
I kid.
[re=485953]S.Luggo[/re]: You got me. It actually seems like the type of stunt she would pull though.
[re=485952]S.Luggo[/re]: Actually, you’re right. I was thinking ‘hot blonde actual journalist’ and for Orszag, that would more likely be Barbara Walters. As far as being beasty–can’t blame Logan for bagging Michael Ware; he’s crazy nutso fucked up hawwwwt!
Maybe the happy couple can get a recent graduate of the Saudi Art Academy to paint their wedding portrait?
Free tuition for aspiring Saudi artists.
http://thetimchannel.wordpress.com/2009/12/29/aspiring-saudi-artists/
Enjoy.
Malkin…Gaaah!
[re=485830]Neilist[/re]: You are correct sir. There is nothing “hot” about any aspect of this scenario.
They’re both ugly. But I suppose ugly people need love, too.
[re=485950]glamourdammerung[/re]: Is there a Kenya, California? Like Cairo, Illinois?
He’s Stephen Colbert, with muscles.
[re=485830]Neilist[/re]: Oh, cut the hater hyperbole. I don’t know what discount porn you’ve been scoring from the sale bin in your local erotic boutique, but this judgmental straight woman (namely, me) says she’s perfectly pretty. And media/politics clusterfuck aside, they are cute and in love. And more to the point, who gives a damn if she’s hot or not? That question only applies to Ann Coulter.
PS: Here’s my no-fail line to pick up high-status guy nerds: ask them what the square root of 69 is. Answer: 8 something.
Get it?
Get it?
[re=485953]S.Luggo[/re]: Although it would be funny if a federal said “I can’t rule on this nonsense….hey, I have an idea, whyn’t you change the venue to Kenya? That might do it…”
[re=485830]Neilist[/re]: “Cum On My Fact XII”–is that the factchecker/budgetwonk’s pretentious roman-numeralized version of “Cum on My [Mailbox]“?
So, how long do you think it took him to knock her up? I say four months, give or take.
Maybe if he spins her fast enough she’ll start squirting money…new printing press anyone?
What’s more “nerdy sexy” than buying a mail order Russian hottie?
guess he’s figured out that the hot new whitehouse security detail won’t let him sneak her in to any future parties…gotta marry her to get her on the list.
[re=485889]stew[/re]: Sugi-ma pula, tarfa. Nu sunt tigani nici la Maghiara.
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